Why be cucked?

>going to work
>paying taxes
>paying rent
>paying interest

or

>unlimited free time
>keeping all the GBP's you earn
>maximum comfort
>no bed time

>Why be a productive member of society
>Why not just leech of of it because its not like if everyone does that we would all starve

Just a get a job, Bro.
I usually get bored pretty quickly with just spare time and nothing to do.

Not all of us have parents that will just tolerate us being scum.

Also this. If you have some sort of steady income that allows you to NEET it up thats fine, but pretending like its okay to have your parents pay for your existence indefinitly is just retarded.

>trading your limited time on earth for magic paper

no thanks

>living in a country where you can't be a NEET without living off your parents
>mfw getting 1100 eur total in benefits while doing fuck all
>literally my only obligation is to visit the employment center 4 times a year

Come to Funland, friends. All you have to do is say asylum at the border and the neet life could be yours.

I'd respect that mentality if you guys were actually doing personally productive things, like actually living a fulfilling, exciting, adventurous life, but most of you NEET faggots just sit in the same computer chair day in, day out, eating the same shitty foods, posting on the same shitty websites ad nauseam while moving closer and closer to death while burdening your parents or the taxpayers and it's disgusting. It's subhuman behavior.

have fun at your job slave!

>magic paper

So do you steal your food or something?

This is a good idea

i have magic stamps i get for free

Because I'm not a fucking loser lmao
>hurrrr wagie
Atleast I meet and socialize with friends at work. Loser lellllll

What do you think funds those magic stamps? If anything, you should be thanking people with jobs. Like user said If everyone chose your lifestyle, your magic stamps would get you jack shit.

NEET here (until my shekels run dry)

Comfy af

>funds
but money is printed by the government just like the stamps, you have a choice

If I had parents or some kind of inheritance to live off of and invest with, I'd NEET it up, no problem.

But I don't have any of that. I need a steady income to survive.

You're actually better off.

t. the person you just described.

im prepared to die therefore i continue my neet life

Can we have a NEET thread not marred by faggotry and larping for once?

How can I survive as a NEET yet still live independently? What's a good way to earn money without going outside?

You left out:
>poor as fuck
>no way to ever get out of spiralling depression or poverty
There is no fucking way NEET is preferable to even a minimum wage job m8, not without some sort of Trust Fund backing you up, and if you had that, NEET doesn't describe you.

Conceivably you could live innawoods and hunt, fish etc and live a great life. But that's not NEET either, is it?

Defrauding the DSS for disability cheques does not make one free at all, especially now the political pendulum is swinging Right.

Work ain't so bad, you get to value the free time you have without having to worry about bills.

No thanks. I actually take pride in getting paid to produce things that people want using my hands.

At 31 I own a large a house and over 30 acres of land in the mountains. I can forage fish and hunt all on my own property and I fucking earned it. If I get bored selling the house and moving to the desert or ocean is no problem.

There is no why in hell Id move to some tiny European country were laziness is seen as a virtue. Id rather LIVE than simply exist to take up space until I die.

I have standards of living. Things I want to be able to do and have. Not working wouldn't allow me these things. And my parents would probably disown me if I tried leeching off them (i'd do it too if my child did this), so I'd just become a bum.

NEETing is also a death spiral, since having skills and experience you have options. Otherwise, you don't, you are dependent on circumstances in your survival, and the further it goes, the harder it is to do something.

>Conceivably you could live innawoods and hunt, fish etc and live a great life. But that's not NEET either, is it?

yes it is, NEET means not in employment education or training

>Defrauding the DSS for disability cheques

why defraud? tell them you are sick can't go out

but if you give more than 1/3 of your life to your employer what is the point of having all that stuff? does it make you feel better knowing it's sitting there while you slave away?

These bills don't pay themselves, nigger.

This
When I was trying to figure out what I wanted to do for a career/ major in in college, my parents' only response was "Just don't do nothing."

Yes, but that's not what people mean when they use the term NEET, is it?

It implies a certain type of shut in, not an active outdoorsman. I doubt you'll find too many woodsmen calling themselves NEETs.

Welfare NEETs are truly gods amongst men. They do not work for their money. It is brought to them; handed over by humble wageslaves. It is our offering to them, similar to an Aztec tribe offering a present to their God in ceremony. Whilst I am toiling all the day long, it is the thought of the benevolent, perfect NEET resting in his luxury that brings me comfort.

you dont gotta like work but you gotta keep doing that shit to pay the bills.

what i hate though is women who dont see anything else in a person than how much money they make. fuck anyone who thinks like that, you´re worse than the jews

I like money.

Actually, while the 'wage slave' keeps the elusive NEET alive and continuing his war on McDoubles; No amount of money or free time can pull the NEET out of his depression death spiral of lonliness and irrelevancy.

Survival of the fittest will either kill off the NEET as we move towards an economy of jobs. OR the NEET will kill themselves due to serious loneliness, depression, diabetes and or high cholesterol.

While being a NEET may seem like a cushy life, it is rife with unavoidable problems.

That's nothing though.

>sit in the same computer chair everyday
>eat the same shitty foods
>moving closer and closer to death

But that's literally what office wagecucks do

maybe not, they are neet however. I love the outdoors and live in the middle of nowhere.

>being a NEET feels exactly the same as being a capitalist
feels good

keep believing that. I'll be here happy and comfy while you support me (McDoubles are shit btw, DCB and nuggies 4 lyfe)

MFW Trump cuts all entitlements and puts all the NEETs back to work LEWL.

And active outdoorsman cannot, by definition, be NEETs. Being an active outdoors man requires proper training unless you plan to just go sit in the woods or something.

"Not in Education, Employment, or Training"

Either way, if you are attempting to lead a NEET lifestyle: have fun with your crippling depression, excessive dissapointment from your family (I would put in "and friends" here too but you don't really have friends as a NEET) and a painful death from eating garbage and never moving for decades...

or be prepared to get a job.

>puts them back to work

What? At the pretend jobs?

Could I pretend to be fleeing Trump and do that? Or do I just have to say I'm from Syria and don't have a passport?

Being a NEET doesn't mean you have no skills. I've already been a wageslave. I did it for 12 years. After the first 9 I broke my back by blue-collar slaving. Then I was then hit by a truck while white-collar slaving giving me a pretty bad seizure disorder. If I would have never slaved away in the first place my body and mind would still be in good shape. They will work you to death user, they don't care.

People like you will be the "left behind" once the NEET era is over. Sort of like when Hitler was around, if you can't take care of yourself, yourself won't exist anymore lewl.

Sorry I'm not a parasite. I had a summer job and it was great. Worked my ass off, got paid and was able to relax on my time off.You appreciate it more. Studying at the moment. A NEET just gets depressed, is probably poor, and becomes completely irrelevant. I know a guy who did it and he wondered why know one was inviting him for drinks and get togethers? It's because he became irrelevant. People just forgot about him. He wasn't doing anything productive and worthwhile.No hobbies, no gym, no nothing and all he does is sit at home. I can think of nothing fucking worse. You NEETs may act all smug, but deep down you're regretting your decision.

Not really? That's not how work works at all.

Plus you don't just sit there forever, unless you choose to do so. Almost all medium to large employers have a route to promotion if you want it.

The most fulfilled people live within their means, NEET or employed. If you can do the things you really like doing and still be NEET, yeah, go for it. I would be a crippled mess of anxiety if I trusted the government to give me money for life, though.

My next door neighbour is a case in point. He's long term unemployed, always strapped for cash, always borrowing a tenner or a fiver. And I didn't mind, because even on minimum wage I figured I earned more than him, and could replace the money easily. Well... turns out he fucking got paid nearly £300 more than me at the time! Muthafucker. And then I worked a promotion. And another one (it's pretty easy past that first hurdle). The difference is that my next door neighbour can't do stuff like that, it a fixed income that only ever really goes down with time. The rules about Disability Allowance changed, and he suddenly found himself £200 out of pocket. When they change again (April this year) he'll be another £150 down.

That's the bullshit you avoid by working. You can always move jobs or move up in pay grade if you have to.

Oh and I forgot, your "skills" will lose all value within 2-5 years. So yea, have fun with your crippling depression until you an hero from loneliness.

Tell us more about the things that never happened Alex!

NEET here but I have advertisements on meme pages I own for good money

>wage slaves mad cause I beat the system

>people tell you you should get a job to contribute to society
>look for a job
>can't find any because for every job their are tens of desperate people who also want to "contribute to society"
>end up working a crappy call center job
>call people when they are eating, try to sell them junk they don't want

Society doesn't need you.

If you are making money, that means it is taxable income. Which means you are employed according to the govt. You literally cannot be a NEET. Good try tho.

yup hitler's coming back any day now. any day...

and what skills will be lost? I can't do physical labor anymore that's already gone and I can't see my dev skills or my outdoor skills becoming obsolete since I have all the time in the world to continue working on them. I'm not lonely I have a wife, senpai, pets and friends. Maybe if you had more free time you'd be able to aquire these things for yourself

Then you hit your 30 and realize you irreversibly made yourself useless as a human, all that you do with your life is passing time. Meanwhile, distractions like video games and bengalese puppet shows stop being effective at keeping those thoughts out of your head.

Society doesn't need you because you don't have anything of value to offer. Stop being a fuckboy with no skills and a shitty degree that you never payed attention to "earn" and maybe a company will be interested in giving you money.

Because one day your parent's will die and then you won't have anywhere to go. You might get on some government scheme but it wont be enough to fund your disgusting diet, porn addiction of video game collection.

hey, can you buy one of those houses on the ocean for me and tell me what its like sailing in a home around the world thanks.

call center jobs are shit yeah but just keep at it. i did tech support (basically customer service) for an ISP here and 3 yrs later am now working in their NOC, not having to deal with customers, and making almost $6/hr more than i was then. have good work ethic, don't bitch and moan, and learn. employers value that.

"cant do anything physical anymore" - "can still be an outdoorsman" Nice try there bub.

Lol I bet your "dev skills" will be obsolete by the end of the year and NEETs don't have wives or friends. You did get me on the pet tho, that is fairly consistent with NEETs as long as its a cat.

This.

Most jobs exist solely to put profit into someone else's pocket. Nothing more.

>NEET
>Comfy af
Good luck wageslaves, I will think of you tomorrow 7am when I turn around and sleep some more.

>get a job
People with jobs are leeching off society, they are using up a job someone else could do.

I'm MGTOW and NEAT it's actually fucking awesome.

>you can no longer shoot a gun, fish or camp with a borked back
you are jealous, and I can understand why. you've been sold lies and for a time I too believed them. I'm gonna grab some cheetos smoke some weed, have a good time at work tomorrow. hope to see you in the neetdom sometime in the future

>being a pleb
HAHA loser.

>neets are just drags on society
>as opposed to rich people who get paid thousands a year in dividends to do nothing

lol never change wageplebs

Exactly. Jobs should be illegal.

good point. he'll just cut their neetbucks and let them starve to death.

Dude you literally have no concept of what a NEET really is... You literally cannot have a job and be a NEET.

and if you cant do any physical labor, unless you bring someone with you who can, you aren't doing anything outdoors. AND to top that off, NEETs are not the type to do anything outside of their parents basement let alone go outside for any reason except imminent death.


As to the last bit. I actually currently am a NEET lewl. I just finished a job recently and whilst in transition I am living off my parents, unemployed, not in school or in any sort of training programs so, i've been here. Nice to meet you.

Rich people are scum too, but Bernie didn't win so we can't touch them. Yet.

at one point does a neet just become the idle rich? i make more than 9/10 millenials clicking a day trade button a few times a day am i still beneath you wagecucks or are you in fact the guy scrubbing my neet toilet today while im at the park with my neet dog ayy lmao

I have my own house and get enough neetbucks to do whatever I want, NEETs don't always live with their parents

You can't be employed and be a NEET. The govt considers you self employed. Good try tho faggot.

>wage slaves actually mad cause they have to do shit for money kek

Why did the wageslave cross the road?

To get to work!

If the wageslave dies, so does the NEET. Lol, no taxes coming in means no NEETbucks

dammit

Lmao atleast wagealphas will produce a progeny

Your sisters are probably being plowed by well off men right now

To me it is sad people feel pride for being a waste of space in society. Leeching money does nothing. Why not spend your free time helping others or the community? At least then you are making the place you are taking money from better.

if you just sit at home all day with no ambition or purpose, that is just a sad existence. I couldn't do it, I would be bored, I would want something. People need things to occupy their time, but why not make them meaningful?

Stop lewling ya faggot

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>Be NEET
>Get a job
>When you had enough of mixing around with others
>You simply go back to the NEET life

>Why not spend your free time helping others or the community?
So basically wage slaving...but without compensation?

Pajeet knows whats up.

Remember your great grandparents name? Probably not because it's irrelevant just like reproducing just to think you will live on in some way.

If you could only procreate while holding a job, then why are there so many ghetto niggers in your country?

I'm going to become a NEET for a year and travel the world.

>tfw you have to go back to work afterwards

>Remember your great grandparents name?
You don't?

Ya, but I'm getting paid $20 an hr to shitpost from my desk and occasionally do work for 15 mins every hour or so(tech support). I also read books and listen to audio books, podcasts or pray the rosary to pass the time.

I go home, run with my dog, check on my bonsai trees, fuck my wife, play some vidya or watch movie.

I feel like my life is great.

Stealing bicycles and boosting cars are full time jobs my friend
>He doesn't know his great grandparents name
Also, irrelevant, it is the goal of every living organism on this planet to survive and reproduce before imminent death.

You NEETs are literally being filtered out of the world's gene pool.
Your kind literally isn't fit to survive.

This world is sick it forces everyone to "figure it out" and make a living despite there being no guarantee and nothing that ensures theres a job out there for everybody

i support negative income tax so that poor people can get welfare

or guaranteed employment

Being unemployed is horrible.

>live in small apartment with gf
>she has stable job
>I took a risk on a job that I wasnt qualified for and long story short just quit because they were about to fire me for poor performance
>because I'm not a dunce I have savings to pay for my half of our bills but its horrifying watching my account drain
>apply to places and call everyday but still no calls back
>guiltily browse Sup Forums, drink, and play Red Dead Redemption all day

>Wah, I have to fight to survive.

You just want an excuse to do nothing.
Good luck stealing my property, I doubt you have the moral strength to carry out your retarded Marxist ideals.

>You NEETs are literally being filtered out of the world's gene pool.
But I have a bastard running around in Croatia, user. I already have my genetic future secured.

Why do wagies have to construct a neat little fantasy in their mind where the NEET for some inexplicit reason is worse off? I don't get it. Like, I can understand the rationale behind wagecucks enjoying their serfdom - I'm sure they receive some form of fulfillment from it, otherwise they wouldn't do it - it's not like I have to pretend that they don't.

>Wah, I have to fight to survive.

exactly. i want to live in a civilized society where we can help the people that fall through the cracks

idk why im supposed to be fighting with my neighbor youre supposed to love your neighbor

we either need to give all people jobs or make sure they have a standard of living that is liveable through welfare

lest they make 0$ and live in death mode

>implying I can't leach off the system while having no debt and no rent
>while also having job
Went air force and left with extra cash, got an education, got a job, have no debts
And I get to leach off the system that rapes me through taxes
Win

I agree that being a NEET is not a bad thing inherently. But I'm disappointed in you for not fathering your kid.

Your ideals make sense on paper but in real life can never be executed fully. There is a natural order even among us hoomans. The weak are trodden upon by the strong who are in turn trodden upon by another group stronger than them. It's just the way the balance of power in the world works and it will never change.

To justify their own choices. Ultimately everyone is a slave to the system except the 1%.

>I have a bastard running around in Croatia
What a co-incidence , me too
I also have a few running around in every country of the globe

>Why not just leech of of it because its not like if everyone does that we would all starve

kant plz

if youre an uncivilized monkey i agree

but civilized people are capable of being more rational and not wanting to trodden over foot another human being

thats the problem its people like you

You have got to be kidding me.?We all ready live in such a society.

You have homeless shelters you can sleep at. Food, work programs ECT.

You don't want to survive, you just want to thrive and have money, a car, anime and video games. Yet you don't want to have to put any effort into it.

You don't want dignity, you want undeserved respect for existing.

I pity you. You have been reduced to a communist animal.

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It's better that way, wouldn't want to burden the girl with identity problems because their parents are of two different nationalities and cultures. Also the thought of her moving to Austria because it's more convenient and then turning into a degenerate makes me sick. She has a nice life from the pictures I've seen and will have a decent future in a country that's not on a sucide mission.

oh ya thanks for shelting me for one night homeless shelter i really appreciate that

NOBODY is truly helping them give them decent paying jobs they can live off of! nobody does it! nobody gives them what they really need. so they say fuck it and perpetually live in poverty and homelessness

>you just want to thrive and have money, a car, anime and video games

everyone does
right now its not possible because i earn 0$ because i have fallen through the cracks of society

i went to work programs, they dont tell you shit except "Do it yourself"

they expect you to get a job even though you tell them nobody is hiring me

No sir, man is still uncivilized. You need to read more. Just because we have technology and can communicate abstractly doesn't mean we're civilized. It takes just one perceived threat for your instincts to take over. Evolution is still molding us from our primordial forms. It doesn't matter if you don't want the food cycle to control you because it still does. Always has, always will. And the fact that you want to place blame instead of considering that maybe man isn't ready is telling.