Be american

>be american
>get shot

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Just the idea of you makes my skin crawl, Pajeet.

>be indian
>walk outside
>step in a pile of human feces

2020 is in only 3 years.

>be Indian
>"Hello, I am Jim from tech-support."

you fucking poo in loos never answered the question some user asked a while back.

if you live on a shitting street, does the value of your property go up because you have easy access to the shitting street or go down because people literally shit outside your house?

>be indian
>get shit

>Be indian
>Baby gets eaten by wild animals

Nah, I don't live in the ghetto, pajeet.

>be Indian
>wake up and hobble out of slum into sleep
>shit in designated shitting street
>release an unholy beast from my anus that leaves a mark running across the entire road
>wipe ass with hand
>praisesheeva.jpg
>hobble back into slum and brush teeth with poopaste and rinse with pissterine
>get my finest rags and head out for the ganges
>see ranjit and his family of 12 pass by on their moped, nice people
>wave hi at ranjit, shit still on my hand and flinging onto his wife's forehead
>this is good luck
>stop by pet store to look at elephants, though my job as poo tester does not pay enough poo to get one
>finally reach the ganges, the beautiful, natural scent of curry and shit filling the air
>unrobe and step in, wading past the island of trash at the shore
>trip over a body half-buried in the mud and faceplant into holy river
>Vishnubepraised.webm

>be American
>be obese
>eat McDonald's and drink Coke every day
>ride in a motorized scooter all day
>shart in Walmart
>claim to be patriotic but buy Chinese made crap, Japanese cars, Mexican machinery, and Saudi oil
>have 5 heart attacks by the time you're 40
>get a $10 million bill from the hospital
>become bankrupt
>blame Mexicans for your shitty life

burgers in a nutshell

Like a vaccine?

...

You forgot
>pay 40% tip on the hospital bill

>get shot
But why did I go down to niggertown

>be Indian
>live in a third world shithole

Where's the loo?

>Be Indian
>wake up in shitty apartment
>Go to the designated shitting alley
>drink coffee with some water from the Ganjes.
>Go to the community college of calcuta to learn informatics so I can work at the microsoft tech support like my ancestors did.
>Drive through the traffic jam on my scooter
>scooter in front of me falls under truck.
>Head flattened
>brains on my pants and bike.
>Arrive at college
>eat some curry
>study
>I wanna take a poo again
>there are no bathrooms in college
>only a bucket in the room
>go to the bucket and squat on timpy toes.
>"Hey Pajeet nice flip flops" says Kasheera, my crush.
>get nervous and miss the bucket.
>a line of yellow diarrhea rests on the floor and wall
>pretend nothing happened
>go back home
>time to sleep with my 16 brothers on the same bed.

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>be indian
>get shit

>be indian
>favorite board is Sup Forums because its close to /poo/
>do my favorite thing IRL on the board of /poo/
>shit
>go out to the street and poo.
>I'm a /poo/ster!

>be American
>get shot
>survive

>be Indian
>look like a brown ladyboy
>grow mustache
>still look petite and feminine

lol, was that thing dead or alive before the pig got it

You have to go back Paco.

...

This was fucking awful to see.

>be indian
>shit in street

I need to know this.

I missed these threads.
Thanks for giving me a nice trip of nostalgia, Pajeet.

> (OP)
>you fucking poo in loos never answered the question some user asked a while back.
>if you live on a shitting street, does the value of your property go up because you have easy access to the shitting street or go down because people literally shit outside your house?


This is a valid question. We'll wait India.

I know.
I was on hold for hours before realizing what happened to him.

It's only the dalit niggers who don't poo in loo

I haven't gone in their area so I don't know

India pls respond.

>Kindly revert and do the needful.

>>be Indian
>>live in a terd* world shithole

Fixed

babby went off-script.

Pls answer India

>be Indian
>wake up next to glorious Ganges river
>slip on my silver religious jewelry
>climb into some top caste clothing, a dirty polo shirt, stained beach pants and old sandals
>"life is good as Brahman"
>exit my one room hut
>pet the sacred cow on the way out as it sprays manure on the floor
>"good bess, you're learning" I think to myself
>step into dirt road and almost hit my head on some bamboo scaffolding as I slip on some errant human feces in the street
>lucky me, I'm only 4'9"
>hop into a cart drawn by a man riding a bicycle listening to Punjabi MC on his transistor radio to go to my job as a barber
>arrive at work, don't wash my hands, see some filthy British tourists who want an authentic Indian hair cut
>I run my hands through my patchy beard and wipe the sweat from my unibrow as the broken fan in the corner cannot erase the clinging heat of India's amazing climate
>give him a stellar Hindi haircut complete with a head massage
>he winces as he smells my hands, probably doesn't like the smell of four weeks of body odor and decomposing human upstream from where I washed my upper-class clothing around the last time I bathed
>"fucking Brits ruined this country" I think
>feel something in my stomach
>it sits like a baseball-sized piece of a neutron star in my intestines
>poo time
>collect 20 rupees (my weekly salary) from pink-skinned British
>rush out the door faster than I chase the train
>almost get hit by an elephant wearing a turban
>see Ghandi St, twisting in my intestines get worse
>can't poo here, not designated
>arrive at the cordoned-off shitting zone
>pull my pants down just in time to release a torrent of shit rushes out of my hairy ass like a group of refugees running into Germany
>feel the relief as I take a stray piece of trash and wipe my soaked cheeks
>finger breaks through the take out bag I used to clean myself
>smell it
>amazing, fragrant smell; I inhale deeply
>"2020"

INDIA PLEASE ANSWER don't put us on hold

>be indian

>be canadian
>barely ever OP
>when OP usually something sensical like healthcare
>mostly unironic
>probably the most empathetic poster
>always try to contribute to the discussion

>a fucking leaf

>be Indian
>walk outside
>child gets stolen by tiger
>go to work
>someone shits on your feet
>return home after depressing day
>get bit by cobra
>die

This might be the funniest thing I've ever read on Sup Forums

> be dutch
> get run over by cyclists

thats not a baby. that is a piece of shit with limbs

Indian come in from the shitting street and answer the fucking question.

Still you believed. HAHAHAHAHAHA

>be poo

Step on a crap,
You’ll break your mother’s back;
Step on a slime
You’ll break your father’s spine.

Step in the shits,
Your mother’s nose will itch;
Step in a shart
You’ll tear your father’s shirt

>Be American

Please answer India

Probably the worst attempt at this I've ever seen; stay rustled burger

i want to know too

>be indian
>shits in street

>be indian
>die of starvation

where are the pajeets to answer this

> be Canadian
> shit post on a Javanese basket weaving enthusiast forum
> your enemies win

>be Indian
>die from dehydration because everyone's using up the water
>and from dysentery, since we shit in the same area where we get our water

uh hello pajeet pls answer ty

>yfw this is literally how Indian property value is decided

india pls respond

>he thinks we have enemies

if you have enemies, they win

Are we on hold?

oh god what the fuck, that was bizarre but also amazing to see. is it real?

We Indian-Americans make more money than you white Americans. Get fucked, stormfags.

Good, take all of that money back to India, and don't ever come back.

>shooting HAPPENING in my story mode
>listen to pol's advice and play dead
>get shot anyways
Since when did they start shooting pretenders?

kek

That's the American laying on the floor

lame