Ireland

>be ireland
>an island
>island=seafood (lots)
>seafood=food
>food=not starving
>not starving=no famine
>they rely only on potatoes
>result in great famine

How is this mess of a nation still allowed to exist? Why shouldn't we just annex them?

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I feel like that picture is bait.

You ever try fishing off the edge of something like this?

Ulster is British fuck the pope and the IRA! Fenian bastards!

Yeah, the entire country is just like this.

Nice Ivory Coast flag.

Britain controlled the ports where you could fish that's how they exported the food

It's the flag of the Ivory Coast

>be england
>an island
>conquer the world
>defeat numerous great armies of the past
>defeat the strongest military in the world (Nazis)
>empire begins to be dismantled
>get cucked by former colonies
>London Mayor is Muslim
>Peadophile Rings and Shariah4UK marches
>Government too busy bumming young boys to care
>English """"""women"""""" crave BIG MICK COCK

shit one m8

you can even use the potatoes as a weight to stop you from falling

Gotta love these butthurt little Englander threads.
We're independent. get over it lad.

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>>be england
you wish

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yeah i'm absolutely snapping m8

>Independent
>sold out to the EU for massive gibs
>Still not enough gibs
>Asks for bank bailout by UK

Pathetic porridge wog. You wait till we bring MECHA-CROMWELL to the Republic.

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> Be Brit
> GIGANTIC Tooth Gap
You guys are the worst. It would be so easy to wipe out you cuck Angelo-saxons. You let the fucking Germans take over your country. Why haven't you killed your self OP?

forgive séamus, he's just a bit bitter over the whole occupation thing. as we'd say in irish, is amadán é. or, if you'd prefer your native tongue, انه احمق، قد كان يعاني من غضب الله

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Oy Vey America!

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What potatoes?

I have Irish buddies. They're a million times cooler than ammo the British pansies I've met and they really got your back in a slugfest while gay brits are trying to talk everything down and getting their crooked teeth punched straight.

Is much rather Ireland conquer britisher-land

Really mate Le old burger meme
>Be mad britbong fag
>Has to compensate for lack of inches by jabbing at former colonies
>Hides greatest fears of rejection behind unionism

>Be a fisherman in 1840s Ireland
>Own a curragh, a tiny little fishing boat
>Risk life in the worst seas in the world
>Make it safely to shore with a haul of a dozen fish in your net.
> Realize that you have 8 million customers and no refrigeration and a ruling government that is hostile to your people
>die.
> Be a fisherman in 1840s Ireland
>Risk life in the worst seas in the world
>Get soaking wet from the huge waves
>Make it safely to shore with a small haul of a dozen fish
>Die of hypothermia
>Be a fisherman's son in 1840s Ireland
>Find your dead father washed up to shore a day later with a small haul of a dozen fish beside his rotting body
>Eat enough fish for yourself
>Die from scombroid food poisoning.

> be fisherman in 1840's ireland
> britain wants all catholics working on farmland to fuel their colonies so they charge a fishing tax they know you cant pay
> work
> grow many crops but forced by english to sell your corn,wheat,barley etc to them to pay your rent
> only allowed one acre to grow your own food
> the acre is the worst land they could find and full of rocks so only potatos can grow there
> potato blight breaks out
> try eating corn and wheat to survive
> brittish soldiers come and sack your house as a warning not to do it again
> near starving go join a group to try and rebel and retake your food from the brittish at port
> get massacred
> english continue exporting tens of thousands of tons of food
> 'aha foolish irish why didn't they just fish' xD

The republic is 10x worse. Your police and military are a joke. Pakis have the entire of dublin under their control.

You cant even speak your language. Which is just a bastardized version of scottish anyway.