'The US has no better friend than Australia': Trump's Australia Day message

>'The US has no better friend than Australia': Trump's Australia Day message
All other countries on suicide watch

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Might explain his shitposting habit tbqh

LINK!?!!?!?!?

Greatest ally confirmed

Average American here. I don't know who your President is. Neither does anyone else in our office, one guy said Harper or something like that.

PRAISE KEK

Actually explains alot.

8 more years of this beautiful relationship

>I don't know who your President is.

Fuck drumpf and fuck invasion day

>I don't know who your President is.

>tfw Trump didn't even bother calling our leader until last week

his name is paul hogan

Heh

In Banter We Trust

It's okay Bjorn, spread those asscheeks and we'll thrust softly

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it's real
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>"The US has no better friend than Australia"
Trump confirmed Sup Forums regular.

I'm starting wonder if I really am up to winning this much every day for the next 4 or 8 years.

Trump will cram gun culture down your aussie throats.

Congratulations.

BY OCEANS WE ARE SEPARATED
BY SHITPOSTS WERE ARE ONE.

>post yfw he tweets "America has no enemy more weak pathetic than the fucking leaf

Fake news. Mulroney literally sucked Reagan's dick to earn that title, no way it would go to some abbo kangoroo fuckers

I fucking hope so, the tears would be delicious

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>The United States has no better friend than Australia, and our longstanding alliance is a force for stability and prosperity in the Asia-Pacific region and around the globe.

Meanwhile our traitor shit government wants to sign up to RECP with China. I hate our """leaders"""

Based Ausgods

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I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE SAME LINE HE USED FOR ISRAEL!?!?!

WHO DO YOU SERVE? WHO DO YOU PROTECT?

WHO DO YOU SERVE? WHO DO YOU PROTECT?

Yeah we like you guys I guess. Came from the same dysfunctional parents. You're like the other sibling they kicked out after trying and failing to raise us properly.

>President

>President

Looks like the war with China is happening. Get ready lads.

since the great emu war australia has been ruled by an elite class of warrior emus

We have a few tied for first place.

you're not welcome here, leaf.

This just in, Israel has invaded Australia

Honestly the foriegn country I trust the most is Australia. GB is always scheming to come out on top and Canada has an inferiority complex. Australia will never make a move against the USA, because the second they do, the Chinese will invade.

french post best post

>Chinese will invade.
They already have. Literally buying up the country piece by piece.