>'The US has no better friend than Australia': Trump's Australia Day message
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'The US has no better friend than Australia': Trump's Australia Day message
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Might explain his shitposting habit tbqh
LINK!?!!?!?!?
Greatest ally confirmed
Average American here. I don't know who your President is. Neither does anyone else in our office, one guy said Harper or something like that.
PRAISE KEK
Actually explains alot.
8 more years of this beautiful relationship
>I don't know who your President is.
Fuck drumpf and fuck invasion day
>I don't know who your President is.
>tfw Trump didn't even bother calling our leader until last week
his name is paul hogan
Heh
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It's okay Bjorn, spread those asscheeks and we'll thrust softly
>"The US has no better friend than Australia"
Trump confirmed Sup Forums regular.
I'm starting wonder if I really am up to winning this much every day for the next 4 or 8 years.
Trump will cram gun culture down your aussie throats.
Congratulations.
BY OCEANS WE ARE SEPARATED
BY SHITPOSTS WERE ARE ONE.
>post yfw he tweets "America has no enemy more weak pathetic than the fucking leaf
Fake news. Mulroney literally sucked Reagan's dick to earn that title, no way it would go to some abbo kangoroo fuckers
I fucking hope so, the tears would be delicious
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>The United States has no better friend than Australia, and our longstanding alliance is a force for stability and prosperity in the Asia-Pacific region and around the globe.
Meanwhile our traitor shit government wants to sign up to RECP with China. I hate our """leaders"""
Based Ausgods
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I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE SAME LINE HE USED FOR ISRAEL!?!?!
WHO DO YOU SERVE? WHO DO YOU PROTECT?
WHO DO YOU SERVE? WHO DO YOU PROTECT?
Yeah we like you guys I guess. Came from the same dysfunctional parents. You're like the other sibling they kicked out after trying and failing to raise us properly.
>President
>President
Looks like the war with China is happening. Get ready lads.
since the great emu war australia has been ruled by an elite class of warrior emus
We have a few tied for first place.
you're not welcome here, leaf.
This just in, Israel has invaded Australia
Honestly the foriegn country I trust the most is Australia. GB is always scheming to come out on top and Canada has an inferiority complex. Australia will never make a move against the USA, because the second they do, the Chinese will invade.
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>Chinese will invade.
They already have. Literally buying up the country piece by piece.