Who the fuck do you think you are america? Where will fat americans get their guacomole?

Who the fuck do you think you are america? Where will fat americans get their guacomole?

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Muh avocados

They can go live in Mexico.

Oh, no! There's nowhere else to travel and the U.S. will crumble without avocados!

DRUMPF IS FINISHED NOW THAT HIS SUPPORTERS REALIZE THEY WILL LOSE 80% OF THEIR AVOCADOS

Fuck avocados and fuck Mexico

Hint: we have more bargaining chips

way more

I agree with this

All of Jeb's guaca bowle's are going to go unused thanks to the wall.

Bitch I'll plant an avocado tree

We grow more avocados in California than Mexico does.

>shivers uncomfortably
>glares into the abyss

>tourism
Not changing
>Trade
ok
>Avocados
What will Jeb! ever do without his guac?

Jeb! on suicide watch

ah check mate americunts you can t eat any more avocados , how will even recover

JEB WILL SAVE US

THE GUAC BOWL WAS A MESSAGE, HE WAS WARNING US

Do you have any idea how many avocados Mexicans use in their resturuants? Amongst other imported vegetables this is going to be a massive price hike for an industry saturated by Mexicans. Hopefully it will help drive them back home.

Pfft, I don't even like avocados
Also aren't super liberal Californians the ones obsessed with avocados? Also isn't California a place that produces a shit ton of avocados?

Trump can destroy Mexico and make it worse than Africa tier.
Wtf is wrong with that manlet? Mexicans should btfo him.

This

Don't they realize that cutting off our avocados does nothing but starve our coastal leftists? That's to our advantage!

>B-but muh avocados..
Trump = stumped

so spics eat avocados and visit their families in mexico?

good let them starve. they're fat enough already.

Then stop the illegals from flooding into America and normalize relations
Why does Mexico take 0 responsibility for the drug carters and illegal immigrants?

It's not like Canada has this fucking problem, the problem isn't America. It's Mexico.

#MakeAvocadosGreatAgain!

Vehicles: US$90.4 billion (23.7% of total exports)
Electronic equipment: $81.2 billion (21.3%)
Machines, engines, pumps: $58.9 billion (15.5%)
Oil: $22.8 billion (6%)
Medical, technical equipment: $15.2 billion (4%)
Furniture, lighting, signs: $9.9 billion (2.6%)
Plastics: $8.3 billion (2.2%)
Gems, precious metals, coins: $7.1 billion (1.9%)
Iron or steel products: $5.7 billion (1.5%)
Vegetables: $5.6 billion (1.5%)

But I think a country that only produces only pickled herring and rotten fish would not understand that.

>Tfw I have to pay 20% more for an Avacado
So instead of 1 dollar, I have to pay 1 dollar and 20 cents?

That's it
drumpf is finished

dont worry america, you still have california

This is why they really changed the Doomsday Clock.

We're entering the Guacapocalypse. No one will survive.

Put a floating avocado on top of Pena Nieto's palm.

>Guac is extra
Avocados are already expensive as fuck. You can avoid it altogether.

you wouldn't

Never had an avacado in my life senpai, won't miss them and won't miss Mexico either.

All that shit is moving back to the US, oil is going to come from Canada.

Canada is like Mexico, without all the corruption and bullshit.

we actually sent them to Canada now that the US didn't want them

JEB BTFO
HOW WILL THE GUAC MERCHANT EVER RECOVER?

>yfw Trump starts a trade war with Mexico just to deprive Jeb of his fucking guac

Goddamnit!
Had I only considered that we'd lose out on those precious avocados, I'd surely have switched my vote to JEB!!
The only pro guac candidate.

NOT THE AVOCADOS

How many billions of dollars of drugs pour out of your country into mine?
How many billions of dollars are the lives of people worth?

I'll take a tax on Mexican goods if it means your bullshit stays the fuck off of my clay.

wtf now im Jeb!

F

GUAC all the way JEB SURGE!

>#1 tourist destination
For drugs and child hookers

i like guacamole, but its not a staple of any mexican dish.

kinda like how if California left we wouldn't have pistachios any more

thank you based avocado lord

Holy fuck avocados. How will people live without them?

>Guacapocalypse
So it begins. Where where you when Guacapocalypse?

>flag
of course.

We can produce literally all of that ourselves. Mexico has overplayed their hand.

>Canada is like Mexico, without all the corruption and bullshit.
But with faggots, niggers and muslims.

YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR DRUMPH

Thats all Cali is good for

>80% of avocados gone

Yeb! is getting a little unhinged now, he wants you to clap and give him the avocados

Northern wall when?

ALL YOUR AVOCADO BELONG TO US!

and no guac to dip them in

Maybe these threats would work if Jeb was president

yeah, Florida and Hawaii are also said to have a lot of Avocados.

>overplayed..
That's literally all they had!
Sad

>No guac

If they want that to keep going they better get busy on the wall

How many billions of dollars in cash and guns has send the CIA to mexican cartels?

How many billions of dollars your retarded kids wasted in drugs?

Liberals keep losing, now they're losing their fag food as well.

Fuck your avocados we don't need them.

No you don't

>We can produce literally all of that ourselves
Not for cheap

gay

Uh...the grocery store?

Jeb's stash

>Conspiracy Theory
>Victim blaming
Enjoy living in Mad Max with sombreros.

>the people who suffer the most from the guac tax are mexicans and their enablers [ie: Yeb!]

when will USA admit that they lost the great avocado war?

lol...

I don't even eat guac

If avocados are the most important thing you could have put in the import list from Mexico, I just have to tell you that I don't give a fuck.

China has more bargaining chips than us and they would absolutely be willing to partner with mexico.

Who needs cheap? Industry boom and wage increase? I'm smelling win win here.

Who gives a fuck if it means more of my neighbors will be working and buying things from me?

you are welcome friend, don't forget to buy some chips, they go great with guacamole.

There are other places for tourism *wink* *wink*

>Illegal immigrants who bring crime and drugs are okay
>Because avocados

And i thought they were acting desperate before

...

EIGHTY PER CENT OF OUR AVOCADOS
[slow fade-in of Jeb with closed eyes]

Say good bye to the mangoes too

This, as America turns inwards China will strengthen with the rest of the world

Costa Rica you little scamp

Then we'll get them from Brazil... lots of you poorfags have avocados. You don't matter. You never mattered.

China and Mexico team up with India against America


Then we will see a trade massacre with Trump in the driver seat

So no more degenerate highschool kids to get drunk, fucked and kidnapped in Cancun on their senior trips, how will America ever recover?? Surely this is the beginning of the end for the world's once superpower.

inside out thailand

Hass Avacados, Mexico BTFO

And do you believe that a car made in Mexico sells for less here than one made in the US? They charge literally the same price. The only losers in the situation are the corporations and the spics they formerly employed.

Leave it to Trump supporters to be too fucking stupid to know how trade works

Drought ridden California will get better now that we dont believe in climate change.

>We can produce literally all of that ourselves

Do you guys plan to send back the niggers to the crops?

>Conspiracy theory
Are you a moron? Have you read news? The whole "Fast and Furious" scandal? It has proven dozen of times that CIA, DEA and American government sell or even gives them guns for free to cartels.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ATF_gunwalking_scandal

i wish mexico doest pay that wall

>falling for the avocado Jew

I really don't give a damn about guacamole at restaraunts. Most people waste it anyway

If Mexico wanted to save itself they would try to market condos & resorts to baby boomers in the US. Sell the 6 months a year in paradise image. Snow birds love spending money, don't cause problems, and will take real pride in ownership. They will defend Mexico & its reputation in the US. Plus they ain't having more kids so no immigration issue.

its serious now