Now that Trump is President, a group of Jewish men has arbitrarily moved the imaginary hands on a paper clock that will destroy the world at midnight.
Trump's Twitter bantz are being recognized as being as dangerous as the invention of the Hydrogen bomb in 1953. Other causes of concern are >America being Made Great Again >Increasing worldwide dissatisfaction at being raped by Muslims >Less hostile relations with Russia >More people calling "Scientists" out on their bullshit.
A team of Jewish men in lab-coats has been fiddling the hands back and forth in efforts to needlessly alarm the public since 1945. The recent change to 2-1/2 minutes to midnight is the latest increasingly desperate attempt of Jewish men to remain relevant in a rapidly changing political landscape.
A spokesman for the Bulletin for Atomic Scientists said "Wise public officials should act immediately, guiding humanity away from the brink. If they do not, wise citizens must step forward and lead the way. ". He also said that this was "totally not a dog-whistle for assasinating Trump" but did mention a Go-Fund-Me account in case anyone was interested.
>An arbitrary clock Yeah CNN, thanks for the buzzfeed tier new.
Noah Bailey
Remind me again what happened when the hands were at 3 minutes to midnight? Oh, that's right - FUCKING NOTHING!
Dylan Anderson
>CNN Not even once.
Liam Collins
TWO MINUTES
TO MIIIIID NIIIIGHT
Jonathan Clark
I love that CNN has seriously turned into buzzfeed
Noah Perry
Intellectuals at the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists has denied any political motivation in moving the clock's hands, "Trust us, we're Jewish Scientist!".
Joseph Miller
The hands that threaten doooooooooom yea!
Brandon Hill
The BOA is circulating this chilling computer model illustrating what can happen if Cheeto-Hitler gets his hands on the codes to the Doomsday Clock.
John Jenkins
what a load of bollocks
Caleb Clark
I wonder who pays for this shit.
David Young
SCIENTISTS AND SCHOLARS
Dominic Sanchez
JEWS
Ian Jones
Redpill me on the doomsday clock
It sounds like some arbitrary pseudoscience metaphor controlled by a couple of partisan individuals and used to scare the masses. Fear is a strong persuader and there's no greater fear than doomsday
Logan Ross
If anyone can make a convincing Appeal to Authority, it's this guy here!
Joseph Sullivan
(((DOOMSDAY CLOCK)))
That's all it is. Jews just know their time is up. The curtain is about to come crashing down on their cabal. Happy!
Wyatt Taylor
>imaginary doomsday clock
This is retarded. I guess my apocalypse sundial is broken, as is my Armageddon stopwatch.
The Doomsday Clock is literally a meaningless propaganda stunt. It's like when Netanyahu represented Iranian nuclear development with a large cartoon of an eighteenth century glass grenade.
William Nguyen
>avoid war with Russia and by extension, possibly WW3
LOL IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD GUYS
Henry White
Which midnight? I'd like to know so I can see if I need to bother getting ready for work tomorrow.
James Allen
>Hillary was a genuine doomsday threat >she loses >libtards think it's the end of the world
I hate them so much. They have no idea how close we were. Fucking normalfags.
Joseph Ward
It was created during the Cold War as a means to measure the chance of nuclear war. Now they are just trying to stay relevant
Adrian Perry
More precisely, its "some arbitrary pseudoscience metaphor controlled by a couple of partisan individuals and used to scare the masses." I think they used up their last shred of credibility today. The desperation is rampant these days, the salt is savory.
John Murphy
This isn't real R-right?
Nathaniel Cooper
I wonder who pays for this...
Nathan Wood
I wonder who could be behind this?
Jason Clark
...
Henry Miller
>measuring the chance of something with a fucking clock
Do people not see through how cheap and exploitive the metaphor is?
Jordan Diaz
(((Who else?)))
Brody Roberts
ov vey
Luis Robinson
>yfw the hour strikes 13
Luis Wright
...
Asher Roberts
Isn't it just an arbitrary number? Next thing you know, it will be " one millisecond from midnight, we're serious this time guys!" The problem is that there is no reference scale of any sort, so they can make up whatever bullshit and nobody can call them out on it.
Jason Peterson
KILL FOR GAIN OR SHOOT TO MAIM BUT WE DON'T NEED A REASON THE GOLDEN GOOSE IS ON THE LOOSE AND NEVER OUT OF SEASON
Christopher Bailey
Lawrence Kruass is a fucking con-artist.
you can pretty much throw that guy in the trash and he'd blend right in.
Here's him getting his ass kicked by actual philosophers, where he retreats into throwing edgy fedora memes at him, eventually being so defeated he has to admit that his entire premise is pseudoscience.
Other Jewish Intellectuals have formed a consensus: "The Doomsday Clock is very scary!" Scientists are very concerned at the rise of Doomsday Clock Denial on the internet.
Lincoln Torres
so is that clock rigged up to a gigantic bomb that will blow up the earth because otherwise i dont care
Xavier Robinson
lol that idiot is a fucking t.v. personality.
He doesn't know shit about anything just like tyson. They're just cool science fact curators.
Adam Howard
>2 1/2 minutes to midnight >current DEFCON 5 So this is that fake news I am hearing about
David Richardson
giant clock science in the his a hisa house.
Carson Powell
Islamic scholars have developed their own Doomsday Clock after years of research. The Muslim clock reads 12:47 AM. The debate rages about what time zone they are in. The C4 charges connected to the clock worries the Jewish Scientists.
Jacob Johnson
Cool clock Jews, wanna bring it to the white house?
Eli Gray
Doomsday for Jews.
Ethan Perez
When did CNN start to become a joke?
Henry Fisher
Kek
Carter Powell
FUN FACT: The Doomsday clock did not change in response to the Iran Nuclear deal. >No reason to upset people!
Samuel Powell
When Bill Clinton announced his candidacy for President back in the 90's. They wen't full-retard after that.
Isaac Gray
this is what i was thinking
the yid's shoah-sense is activating and they don't know what the fuck to do now that they've burned their bridges with their eternal savior, the good gullible goyim.... which are now howling for their blood.
Lincoln Miller
they can suck this doomsday cock at two minutes to midnight
Owen Jenkins
Here's the new Jewish Doomsday timer developed in Germany
Jonathan Thomas
Pretty much this.
Not called Clinton News Network for nothing.
Eli Williams
1953 was the last time we were closest to midnight, Trump isn't the worst.
Jordan Hughes
A bunch of fucking kikes fear mongering. So what else is new?
John Kelly
why do i feel like they're crashing the financial system and let it drop on trump?
The Western central bankers are conducting “the greatest experiment in monetary policy” history with consequences impossible to predict, Lord Rothschild writes, warning that the world is now in “uncharted waters.”
Ian Ward
>2 and a half minutes to midnight
You stupid fucker it's 10:53am.
These cunts can't even tell the time and I'm supposed to listen about their clock. Yeah nah cunts.
Jackson Roberts
Celebrity personalities are essential when trying to sell the public on Jewish ideas. It always works!
PIC RELATED: Black Science Man has threatened to move to Canada if Trump touches the clock.
Mason Rogers
fake news
Kayden Gutierrez
Doomsday Cuck
Kayden Edwards
Donald Trump is confirmed as the "Destroyer of Worlds". >>You should have voted for who we told you to! Now we gotta fuck with the clock!
Jaxon Butler
>maybe a year ago >read an article about doomsday clock >"OH NOES, WE'RE GETTING CLOSER TO MIDNIGHT!" >read the article >"we are forced to move closer to midnight because of the growing threat of global warming!" >close tab, go back to reality >find out about the clock getting closer to midnight again >gee, i wonder if they're crying about president Literally Hitler and their global warming fairy tale again >read article >"HURRR PRESIDENT LITERALLY HITLER, GLOBAL WARMING! WE'RE DOOMED!!11!"
Retarded leftist trash. The more the globalists, socialists, marxists and establishment around the world flip out, the more they expose themselves and wake people up. These arrogant subhumans only have themselves to blame for the wave of nationalism sweeping the world.
Easton Johnson
this is funny as fuck the longer you think about it.
Jose Rodriguez
Ahahaha, they literally moved it thirty seconds, they've never moved it by less than a minute before.
James Reyes
when does he get his complementary nobel prize?
Zachary Taylor
Is Trump going to start a war with Russia or is Trump Russia's butt-buddy? I can't keep up with all this conflict.
Nicholas James
Trump is going to nuke America as a favor to Putin
Joseph Thomas
embrace the sweet taste of the eternal void of nothingness my friend
John Hall
now that makes sense
Daniel Powell
>(((scientists))) How many more failed predictions will they make before God stops toying with them and finally wipes them out?
Asher Roberts
trump is going to start a war by not killing enough brown people
Daniel Reyes
These kike scientists have done far more to ensure the destruction of the world than Trump ever had. I bet they collaborated with the Israelis to build their Samsung Option nukes, too.
>HERP DERP DOOMS DAY CLOCK 1970's is calling you OP, he wants you to OD on cocaine at the disco floor.
Asher Rogers
So having a look around, trump is saying that japan and south korea should build nukes to keep up with north korea. Oh shit this is getting gud. Australia next please
Gabriel Carter
Next one will go to Putin.
Elijah Mitchell
Kek
Levi Brown
Clearly these people have been able to divine the truth of the world and know exactly what the future will hold.
When the nuclear bombs are right about to strike they'll move the hands to 12:00 proving once and for all they knew everything.
Julian James
> mfw they set the clock to half past midnight, claiming "the world ended with Trump's inauguration, even a nuclear war wouldn't do this much damage." > and the only effect this has is the Doomsday Clock nuking itself
Jaxson Edwards
Wasn't the original time based on the likely time it would take at any given moment for nukes exchanged between russia and the US to wipe everyone out?
Jason Diaz
If he's there, who's making batman coffee?
Nicholas Moore
>Jew Krauss
Yea, fuck that guy.
Aaron Smith
made me want to listen to linkin park
Julian Jackson
And then the Question of Jewish Science will be settled once and for all.
Oliver Butler
>implying a crash would be intentional Stocks and other financial assets have grown a considerable amount since the last crash. There should be a crash in the next 4 years historically speaking.
Jonathan Scott
so wait the non-interventionist gets into power, the man Putin actually likes and who wants to deal with and they believe the risk has increased
vs Hilary the Hawk who would happily get into a confrontation with Russia over Syria
