You wake up as Lena Dunham

What do you do?

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kill self

troll Sup Forums

>breakup with bf and call his band shit on social media
>follow this up by announcing that every left wing belief I have ever had was performance art to see just how stupid Americans really are
>say I voted Trump
>make fascist lesbian porn

I wouldn't

Ever

I'm an Apache and have real
Things to focus on wherever the hell you are


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Rape the maids

Eat some kibble from my dish

Kill myself

>start working out, acquire female aesthetics
>become attractive
>never deal with feminist ideology again
>disown rapey father
>apologize profusely to sister over the vagina pebbles
>come to terms with being an attractive woman and get married
>have kids

Fingerbang my sister

Hug taytay 24/7

I change my fitness routine because it's clearly not working.

Abort myself

How is she so fat is almost every photo of her is exercising?

Go back to sleep

In her body?

I make a big announcement about how we're close to killing off white people forever. Publicly praise my Jewish overlords. Confirm as loudly as possible every Sup Forums conspiracy I think I can get away with being attached to.

Get the rocks ready. Call my sister

see how it smells

>Get in shape
>become alt right leader claiming to have seen the light
>become an hero

enlist and go to alepo to fight mudslims.

Make a public apology to Donald Trump, say I was always wrong about everything and kill myself on Facebook.

stick my hand in my vagina

Finger my little sisters vagina.

Try to get in shape and use my celebrity status to get a harem of qt lesbians.

Ew. Chile, you are the worst.

have sex with underage bois

molest my sister

Honestly Lena could be a cute female powerlifter.

Imagine her with a 6 pack, broad shoulders, most of the fat in her face gone, huge muscled ass, toned legs, etc.

You know why a lot of these women refuse to lift weights?

It's proven that lifting weights turns you into a conservative.

If she could bench her weight she'd suddenly realize everything she stands for is bullshit.

Take a bath

fpbp

this is the only correct answer

8/10

>Take a shitload of vicodin and brand "Kiddy Diddler" on my face.
>Go to the town square take a big runny shit on the ground and start making doody-angels
>blow a homeless guy and put it on the internet
>Bud Dwyer myself in a KFC bathroom

act as insane as possible and go full accelerationist in an effort to destroy everything associated with myself.

actually, maybe this has already happened...

>let hair grow
>go on diet and start some sport (running, swimming, lifting, squats for dat bunda)
>apply makeup to face
>apply for some stem heavy college
>work as an engineer after a few years

Lose weight, stop being a total fucking degenerate, support Trump and actually make good movies.

Sup Forums y'all gotta think longer than just the immediate revulsion and consequent suicide. Think off all the butthurt liberals you'd create.