Mexico: "You Need Our Avocados"

Umm, excuse me sweetie?

I eat tomatoes grown in Mexico sometimes, but I don't like them they're all soft and squishy and go bad quickly

I eat tomatoes grown in Mexico sometimes, but I don't like them they're all soft and squishy and go bad quickly

Hydroponics

I eat tomatoes grown in Mexico sometimes, but I don't like them they're all soft and squishy and go bad quickly

What the heck is this?

I eat tomatoes grown in Mexico sometimes, but I don't like them they're all soft and squishy and go bad quickly

I eat tomatoes grown in Mexico sometimes, but I don't like them they're all soft and squishy and go bad quickly

Umm honey, Shillary won by over 3 million votes.

I eat tomatoes grown in Mexico sometimes, but I don't like them they're all soft and squishy and go bad quickly

Kek

I eat tomatoes grown in Mexico sometimes, but I don't like them they're all soft and squishy and go bad quickly

Probably because they take so long to get here that when they do, they're already over half-way to expiry.

Kek

Or maybe because Mexico is a piece of shit

California and Florida grow avocados too. I like them and everytime I buy one it's from a different cunt,rarely pay more than 70$ for one,frequently less.
Never had one from the US I hear the BBA(big black avocado) is the best

>$70 for one avocado
WHAT!L!L!LLL

I eat tomatoes grown in Mexico sometimes, but I don't like them they're all soft and squishy and go bad quickly

>$70
And I thought we were getting jewed.

The gypsy is lying, it costs $0 in R*mania

Because they steal it lol

BOYCOTT GUAC

It's a meem ya dip

i think thats like $16 USD for him, which is still more than double what I pay

No this is a meme

>Mom offers me Avocado dip as a kid
>Tastes like crap, ask her what it is
>Tells me it's guano
>Run over to uncle and ask what guano is
>"It's bat crap."

Thanks mom, never got over it.

YOU ARE STEALING MEXICAN JOBS!

Only Mexico can grow avocados, gringo!

My many children will starve!

Do you not know the popular culture of the Internet?

I've had these, they're insipid.

>implying california isnt mexico

save it, i did my best.

No, Americans are too fat. Avocados are indeed nutritious, but very high calorie. Trump will help make America lower its caloric intake, then obesity rates will lower, then heart disease rates will fall.

Make America Healthy Again

I eat tomatoes grown in Mexico sometimes, but I don't like them they're all soft and squishy and go bad quickly

>I eat Mexicans grown in tomato sometimes, but I don't like them they're all soft and squishy and go bad quickly

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Avos are from a tree....

Abbot don't live in trees, jolly swagmen live by them and kookaburras

I eat tomatoes grown in Mexico sometimes, but I don't like them they're all soft and squishy and go bad quickly

Kookaburras sit in old gum trees
Gay your life must be....

What is that webm? I'm on my iPad so I can't watch it my computer broke, it gota Virus

You pay $8 for an avocado? Nigger what the fuck

Its like 2 for Au$5, in season its 3 for AU$5 (which is like $3.50 US)

it shouldn't be a problem. juden grow avocado. Bibi will send some.

you do. mexican avocados are the fucking best.

Our cuck government forbid their import a year ago. I miss them so much mexibross, i miss your based avocados fuck.

it's like an MLG scope on canadian flag then a hand taps a Leaf button, and random canadian memes pop up like "milk comes in bags"
it's pretty good

It's my favorite webm...

It's the one where it reads the post and detects a leaf.. It's really fucking weird and strangely Canadian.

you know you dont need to search for beastiality porn anymore you can just live the dream

lol thanks, I can't explain that shit.

No, the cartels need us to buy their avocados.

Nobody does from lack of avocado.