Im a britbong who has lived in New Zealand for 7 years

Im a britbong who has lived in New Zealand for 7 years.
Ask me anything.

>be cucked ass englishpoor
>go to front door
>reach through the cuck mandated cuck letter cuck door that only cuck englishpoor still have
>retrieve daily allotted government spork supply
>while also dropping off the previous days allotment through the cuck letter cuck door
>eat whatever SHIT English food you can find like some kind of animal
>look like a fucking pig capybara with a tooth problem scraping rotting English jelly of brick hard toast
>brush zoobies
>cry as ice cold water splashes shit all over your ass as your toilet squirted breaks for the first time that day
>curse bog that you were born a cucked englishpoor abomination

>reach back through the door
>drop to the floor
>everybody do the dinosaur

at least im skinny enough to run from mass shootings.
Oh wait, they don't really happen here.

Cucked ASS englishPOOR

Are there as many cute sheep as I imagine there are in kiwiland?

How did you emigrate there? Was it hard? What do you do for work? I've been considering it myself.

There are plenty of sheep here.
However, only kiwis fuck sheep.
Immigrants just look on in horror.

KEKE D ASS ENGLISH BITCH

Why NZ?

BITCH

People such as you are the reason why the world spits on your nation. Kill yourself, non-anglo.

This is now an Anglo circlejerk thread lads.

God save the queen.

>109384770
I was still living with my mother, she had to move here for a job.
Im getting my shit together now to move back to Britain.

>Im getting my shit together now to move back to Britain.

Why....

AHAHAHAHAHA EGLISH POOR PRAISES HIS GERMAN QUEEN LIKE A GOOD LITTLE ROTTER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ENGLISH POOR ENGLISH POOR

ENGLISH FUCKING SCUM

>They will never have a rich history and culture like us

Autism - the post.

EnglishPOOR THE POST

you have shit history and your all fat.
Ummuhriker will never compare to Great Britain.
go cry over someone burning a flag, amerifat.

WE

WUZ

KANGS N SHIT

Kek, good one m8, really showed that englishPOOR faggot

Thanks m8, gor to keep this English POOR SCUM Down

How's the internet?

if you called yourself a kiwi would the natives object?

always wanted to be a kiwi but worry that it's a birth-thing that they'd object to even 20 years down the line.

No problem m8

SHART

In Le Mart hehehe hahaha SHART SHART SHART

If I were to go there, would there be any racism towards me?

it's not a meme if it's true

POOR

When are you leaving?

...

What city?
Is your town/city a hole?
how are the bros treating you?
any bros sell you the greens?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

EUROPOORS WONT RECOVER FROM THIS ONE

Did you get freaky with Bex

You're /britfeel/ user aren't you?

POOR

I can feel your ass pain through my monitor, stand up put some salve on and man up because we all know that your hate is really unrequited love and jealousy.

POOR

>20 posts by this ID
damn that big old juggernaut of a yankee ass must be really hurting

POOR