What is the most Jewish thing that you have ever done?

What is the most Jewish thing that you have ever done?

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Steal money from a cash register

Paid a German prostitute to fart in my mouth thus gassing me.

He said jewish, not nigger tier.

selling things to my friends which I got for free

Stealing money that isnt yours is Jewish as well imo.

Jewish means you did it legally you fuckwit.

fraud and gambling
am not too proud

Jewish is setting up a contract to scam the store
Not actually grabbing it

I once beleived the holocaust actually happened. Or maybe jews doesnt beleive this? I don't know

I swapped the price tags on some clothes before to get them for cheap.

i recovered an account from tibia to a friend, because he missed the last payment (arouns 0.4 dolars) he never got it back

Had an argument about splitting the cost of some stuff we're buying with my friend for longer than 2 minutes.

you monster

Asked for a cup of water at mcdonalds and filled it up with dr. pepper at the soda machine.

Watching pornography. Believing love is all that matters. Smoking cannabis. Watch tv.

Hit someone unprovoked and called the police to arrest him, telling them I was the victim.

>Be self employed service man
>Charge full labor hour to show up at a job site and literally tighten one screw
>Also charge to drive there
>No boss, feels good man

I also used to run around and pick up change off the ground when I was a kid.

I think I might have some Jew DNA

>be me
>see philando castile shooting while shitpost ingredients on pol
>make philandocastile.com in order to trick black goys shvatsas to by through my amazon affiliate link
> make almost 20k off of BLM retards

Check the bottom right of the main page for proof

I scammed some gullible goyim from their lunch shekels.

>accepted an off the books payout for a car crash
>went to the doctor and claimed whiplash
>went through insurance anyway

I gaslight my wife constantly, I'm a master manipulator. I can wedge myself into any cultural/racial/criminal element easily, I use these people to achieve my own ends, I only care about money/wealth.

Jesus, autocorrect just assblasted me.

Antifa is that you?

scam, gaslighting and more. not really proud of it, ibut there's no usein trying to hide my past

Practiced Kabbalah mysticism for awhile...

I also gaslighted all of my exs

I pick up every coin I see. I'm very stingy.

Sold the used shoes for original price.

Not rounding my 15% tip up to the next dollar.

lived in germany

Sold my wow account then took it back

>gaslight your wife constantly
>people like this can get married but i'm a kv at 24
The world sucks.

get circumcised

Eat a bagel

jew this please
youtube.com/watch?v=gSu7PmGk6R8

Steal money from my dads wallet

You're disgusting

Bar Mitzvah

I thought circumcision wasn't popular in Europe?

Cutfag

user...

>Recycle
>Order burger without cheese and put on my own from home
>Trained auto-response when gf tries to ask me for gibs in my sleep is a harsh no

Attended a Hanukkah celebration

I need my shekles goy

While I lived in my Mom's basement I managed their finances and let them borrow money from me in exchange for paying me back with interest, eventually I supplied so much money to their drug habit that they were perpetually in debt to me to get by and pay bills.

I accidentally stole a gallon of milk from the store once, because it was on the bottom of my shopping cart and I used self checkout.

My company sold a product with 6 significantly better versions of it which were intended to be released 3 months after the previous version. It's a very niche product and many of the customers literally bought all 6 versions

Talked shit Ashkenazi's in class -- but only by first claiming to be half one first. Therefore I was able to drop subversive pills throughout class.
Oh, and buying stock.

make 65k a year and live in a 1 bedroom flat for 1k a month

frequently hop on the back of public transit

>made a lot of money since the refugee crisis started by selling security doors, windows, alarm systems and guns to the scared rural population together with my lad
>use money to buy up real estate around the university district in the next biggest city here
>will accomodate refugees for good coin soon while changing the political outlook of the next generation - or have them raped and killed, either is fine by me

I am become jew, destroyer of leftist goys.

Bar Mitzvah

I bought a rifle with a cracked upper handguard and asked the gun store to lower the price. I saved 80$ and a replacement part only cost 30$.

Checked.

People like me get girls because we can be anything they want us to be and we do it convincingly. They will eventually see through it but at that point it doesn't matter. Just stop caring about other people and their feelings. Do only what will advance your goals, I guarantee your life will improve.

Incorrect, see Bernie Madoff, Jewish means you did it with thoughtfulness and tact. Were the odds high that stealing from the cash register would be successful? Only when that question is answered can we differentiate between the tiers.

Gave 10% of my income to the church.

I work in media.

My grandfathers last name is "Israelsson"

Also I have never tipped >:)

Stole a huge bag of corn puffs from a supermarket. Just walked out hugging it. No one bat an eye.

Sold ASDL modem to repair guy while he was checking mobo on my PC

They don't believe it didn't happen. They know it didn't happen.

I was in a synagogue a couple of times.

You didn't make them feel like they owed it to you? 100% gentile.

Advocated for a lgbtq+ group that worked in Africa

Watched a Milo-video

Also I "borrowed" empty soda cans that you can recycle for shekels. I got around 200$ from that

Be rich

>philandocastile.com
Absolutely amazing. They probably thought it was KANGZ shit too.

I've been doing this my whole life, still a kissless handholdless turbovirgin

Invited a girl to a restaurant and then made her pay for it.

I used to scam people on modern warfare 2. I was so good at the game people thought i was hacking, so i ran with it and offered my services for 1600 microsoft points. Got about 60 people.

>All those goys ITT thinking that by stealing they are jewing
Stealing is a nigger thing. If you want to jew stuff out of people you need to manipulate them into giving it to you for free.

Jews don't tip. In that respect their behavior overlaps with that of the nog

>sucker wants to buy my old Amiga
>want to show him it still works flawlessly
>notice it doesn't work flawlessly during presentation
>*jewface*
>"S-see i-t works flawlessly, Abib."
>sucker buys it
>mfw

When I was a schoolboy I convinced the special needs kid that I had a magical powers and I would make his mother fall down the stairs and die if he didn't give me his lunch money everyday to buy myself a baguette. Got away with it for two weeks; now in my maturity I feel awful about it, naturally.

LMAOOO

Create a persona and commit to it, bro. You want sexy little SJW? Make yourself their ideal partner. Works for any culture. After you get what you want just disappear and try something new.

Madoff couldn't jew his way out of prison. He's a failure.

For the anons claiming to gaslight their gf's, honestly, that's just called being a man and understanding that women's opinions have little to no value and that women need direction.

are u muslim/ex-muslim?

I once went to another school for an all-day event and tried to go on runescape.
It was filtered, of course, but after closing the screen one of my friends offered me $10 to get on the computer.
I accepted it, and ran off.
Unfortunately kids don't know what caveat emptor means and a group of them hunted me down for it.

Sold wet weed

Alright then, another one.
Bullied a kid into trading his $150 vidya pixel for my $30 vidya pixel.

Confess my sins using the proper book on Yom Kippur.

What the fuck is wrong with you dude?

I fucked Sarah Silverman once, back in the day.

when i was a student bum in the mid 00s i took a ps2 to the pawn shop knowing it was broke along with a stratocaster that didnt work and sold them,and i faked tears that it was my 1st guitarr but i needed to sell it and was broke

he didnt test them,he gave me a better deal and i walked out with a wad of cash

had a better guitar at home and a new ps2 lol

Niger tier

Do you have no standards?

He may have, except he jewed the tribe. Goy victims only. And I doubt his son committed (((suicide))).

I molested my sister

exactly, you don't even have to outright lie, just embellish the truth a bit. It helps a lot.

SJWs are the easiest fucking lays in the world. They just want to hear what they believe and they'll suck your dick.

>Went to Jewish roots course while in the IDF because month off active service
>recognize it for the brainwashing indoctrination line that it is
>Towards end of course had to turn in an essay
>Take every tradition and belief I was taught and put it through logic analysis
>Scrutinize and ridicule every single thing in a religious Jew's life, complete with bad jokes.
>Read it out loud in class, while the teacher holds her face in her hands
>Can't ban me because I am also a jew

>Paid a German prostitute to fart in my mouth thus gassing me.

this is why I love /pol

stab them and fuck the knife hole brothers

Got circumsized.

became a multi-millionaire on world of warcraft by literally ruining various economic markets

I know right. Actually my father pressured me to sell it.

>Paid a German prostitute to fart in my mouth thus gassing me.

I methodically and purposely manipulated people to agree with me on certain things throughout my school years. It wasn't sinister in most cases, just a bit deceptive and not something I like to do anymore with friends.

I've been told that I would make a great politician - as an insult and as praise.