Trump got the day he was in Scotland wrong. Entirely understandable since he was busy fighting a Presidential race at the time - and since - but it's all the press is talking about on Twitter right now.
Aiden Ramirez
Its been real friend, thanks for the Lafayette, the fleet and the cash back in the day
Nicholas Brown
just ate a whole pot of salmon paste, am i in trouble
David Allen
They picked the weakest point in any speech/statement to have a go at because they have no substantive arguments.
Josiah Scott
the guy lives off 3 hours sleep and doesn't care about other countries, it's fair enough
Jaxon Cook
It's the way things have always been, especially since the dawn of the internet.
Luis Watson
I have to say Mummy May is looking rather fetching these days.
>that low cut top My fucking dick.
Gavin Morgan
Trump was correct, he just said it in the American date format
Ian Ross
kek
Cooper Reyes
He made two accurate statements, he did predict brexit and he was in turnberry, they just didn't happen at the same time
Joshua Jenkins
Sounds like good recipe for dementia.
Dylan Jones
How did the conference thing go?
Cameron Campbell
>some nu-male looking guy knocks at my door wanting to shill for some charity >tell him I'm expecting my landlord >in the most monotone way possible he says >oh i'm sure i'm better looking >awkwardly reply with "alright, no thanks"
the ABSOLUTE STATE of youth humour
William Clark
Tbh fair not many want a free trade agreement between us. Your food standards are horrendous, peopeldont want US medical companies privatising the NHS and your cars arent designed for UK roads. Nothing personal its just incompatible as this moment
Brody Bell
He makes mistakes like this on purpose because when the press cover it they look like they don't have any real stories. This means if they actually have a story about him people assume it's more bullshit.
Luke Smith
I want a blonde brit to make fun of me and make out with lol
Jacob Thompson
Terrible, awful, Theresa May made herself look an absolute moron throughout, I'm sure
I'll tell you more about it once I've actually watched it
Nolan Diaz
Fake News
The SS like the military use day/month/year
Jordan Barnes
>mfw we get a FTA with America and our low-skilled workers get fucked even worse then before due to increased competition from 'Murricans
Austin Garcia
What did Nuttall mean by this?
Cameron Jones
worked for reagan
Ayden Russell
They can laugh all they want, he's the one with the gun. If they don't like it they can fuck off back to the United Cuckdom.
Ethan Butler
When in Rome you stupid faggots.
Brits confirmed for uncouth boorish provincials.
Benjamin Evans
Lewd
Julian White
no mention of the snooper's charter? You guys don't care about what little privacy you had
Tyler Watson
lel
Landon Richardson
They think they are still the Superpower who has everybody play by there rules
Andrew Thomas
he basically meant
"fuck the human rights yo"
William Gonzalez
...
Hudson Butler
America has regulations and labour laws though, so they wouldn't be able to undercut us like the chinks do
Ryder Ramirez
BUT SHE TOOK A GLORIFIED SELFIE WITH TRUMP SO SHES ACTUALLY A NATIONALIST OK SHE WILL ONLY ARREST PAKIS
Cooper Lee
>not wanting a charger or a mustang for cheap
Grayson Cooper
Can someone give me a rundown of what's happened so far.
>RWD >in eternally rainy conditions >no big straightaway interstate system
Owen Martin
There's only 1 type of camp the North Africans need.
Adam Sanders
They dont really fit on UK roads and our petrol prices are insane
Colton Flores
embarassing moments trump getting pissed off by Mays snarky remarks to please nato and lefties in the UK shitty questions from the bbc
Parker Rivera
I know you're just joking but people will just get profiled and arrested for looking at "banned" porn like face sittting.
Robert Carter
shortest press conference ever
bad signs
Parker Martinez
The phone call that saved Greater Israel
It's not a fucking joke, this is seriously what Redditors here will say to defend her
Jaxson Cook
Brevity isn't always a bad thing.
Angel Thomas
You haven't seen our roads/landscapes and oil prices have you? Simply not designed for high-power/oversized vehicles
Hudson Martin
He's the one who didn't get through security
He can cry about it on twitter all he wants but he missed the press conference
Xavier Moore
What do Brits do for fun
Landon Adams
For the press
Henry Wood
>shitty questions from the bbc Not shitty, just overly serious for the occasion, Handled well though and that's a good sign for Trump at this early stage of his presidency.
Jordan Stewart
A break down of today's meeting of Theresa May and Donald Trump , in a nutshell. They will spend an hour telling each other how great each other one is , and then another half hour telling each other how great each others country is. Trump will walkaway thinking " that is one rough looking piece of ass ! and fuck those Brits we won the war ' And May will walk away thinking. ' that guy really is a fucking nutcase and those Yank lunatics are gonna start a nuclear war " And then both will say how great the talks went. I have just saved you watching the news and given you back half hour of your life , don't waste it...
Daniel Morgan
What did he mean by this?
Christian Hughes
>"This is your first question?!"
May BTFO
BBC BTFO
Ryan Jones
...
Samuel Barnes
grab them by the boobies
Leo Evans
Nonsense. We're not about to abandon our oldest ally just yet.
I came here to say hello to you for the first time, Brit/pol/. Our relationship is indeed special. I have the utmost faith that we will remain close allies and friends forever.
Matthew Flores
That actually went pretty well, can wait for the trade deal.
Nathan Foster
Kek, put the kraut menace down
Nicholas Cox
Is she a Walking Dead extra ffs
Julian Thomas
b-but i thought we were the oldest ally
Liam Baker
We have never been good friends.
Ryder White
>Coleman's Mustard Gas
Ryan Torres
lewd
Jose Morris
...
Tyler Bennett
Binge drink, fight, watch TV and occasionally fuck.
I love you dad country I would like to visit and drink with you all soon Please begin arguing over which beer I should first introduce to my sugared American palette
Jack James
but its not a war crime if you win the war!
Kayden Parker
WW2 could be touched up to mention the fact that they practically forced Japan to them and all the leverage/Jewing they did during both wars, what is it, the Washington Plan? Whatever forced us to scrap all of our navy to "appease" Germany only for it to turn out it was because the USA wanted to be the supreme naval power
Grayson Anderson
>when you're prepping to kill a man but the police find your stash of notebooks and microSD card adaptors
blimey
Carter Fisher
FRANCE IS OLDEST ALLY
KEK
Adrian White
I think she impressed the don
Colton Gutierrez
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PURGE THE POLICE
Logan Nguyen
Yeah it needs some serious revision, thanks.
Anthony Brooks
"Special relationship" doesn't necessarily mean "good friends."
Nathaniel Cook
American craft beers BTFO ours, to be fair. We are catching up though.
Isaac Brooks
is salmon halal? then no
Jace Stewart
Northern Ireland belongs to the rest of Ireland.
Josiah Bennett
What about Le Pen? Does she have a chance? Someone give me a quick rundown.
Anthony Taylor
>war crimes >crimes in war >war >crimes
Matthew Ortiz
Have a nice Budweiser.
Seriously we drink the same shit as you apart from our ales.
Jason Phillips
good job she can use her Snoopers Charter to see you sending this
Samuel Wilson
she sounded nervous from trump senpai noticing her
Gavin Jackson
>american beer
Thomas James
...
Henry Russell
stella lulz
Oliver Moore
Plastic paddy gtfo
Hunter Richardson
>IRA
Now there's a proper domestic terror group. If I were okay with Americans dying, I would wish for one of our own just so leftist who go on about domestic right-wing terrorists could get a taste of a true terror group.
Ayden Walker
not really. I've read a lot of reddit posts about this and they are up in arms about the snoopers charter
Adrian Kelly
I thought you all drank Guinness drought
Christopher Roberts
I said craft, lad. Obviously they also make piss like Bud Light and all that.
