How are my fellow Slovenes on this awesome friday? I'm getting drunk on the fact that Brussels got BTFO today

How are my fellow Slovenes on this awesome friday? I'm getting drunk on the fact that Brussels got BTFO today

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pic related public opinion and new changes that rustled EU jimmies

Looks like democracy works.

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>v izjemnih razmerah
>parlament mora glasovat za to
oh wow it's fucking nothing

v 99% primerih bojo še vedno hodili sem kot ponavadi
miro si samo nabira točke volilcev, da jih ne pusti janši in podobnim

Ne, ni jim treba razglasit izjemnih razmer da uveljavljajo člene iz novega zakona. Za prvo rabiš 2/3 podporo, za tale nov zakon pa samo večinsko podporo.

So politične točke, ampak je fajn gledat jokice k jamrajo da je to enakovredno holokavstu.

Jst bi pofuku cerarja, sam ne homoseksualno

that's fine and all but from what i've heard you guys will do whatever the EU tells you no?

>but from what i've heard you guys will do whatever the EU tells you no?

nah man, we've got it covered

explain this meme

Kjes dobu te sveže meme

shut the fuck you goddamned fucking son of a bitch

i will hatefuck you to death

i'll rape your children and slit your wives throat after turning her into a sex doll

OC my man.

it's related to when various NGOs and Council of Europe had a spastic reaction to our amendments.

>pic
u wish that were true

Saved my man

>picrelated

hello brother, i appreciate your input. Hope we can destroy the west together and rape their women. BTW this is my favorite passage from Quran, what is yours?

what is the national mood in slovenia?

There is hope

Go fuck a ship useless google

isnt that a picture of austria?

Fuck gypsies.

Regarding what? Overall I'd say it's pretty okay. Economically we're doing good, trying to cut spending and getting a budget surplus. Socially, we banned homosexuals from adopting children, but don't really care though what they do inside the privacy of their homes unless they bring that shit onto the street and parade. We're also getting ready for a throw down with Croatia due to the arbitrage and teran ruling this year, so it never gets boring.

Most importantly, we'll be okay. We're multicultural enough, don't need these migrant sellouts fucking our culture to pieces.

The front no idea, but behind is definitely Lake Bohinj.

Yeah, looks like Hallstatt.

Kdaj se spet voli za pravice ritopikcev?

>obligatory
Kuga s mә glih kәr reku, ti kurba mәjhna? Jest tә puvem, de sәm zvežban holcar pa de sәm biu že doskat zravәn, k sej kramper pubirou; saj 300 gajb ga mam že nabranga. Drva znam cepәt z eno roko, traktor uhkә pa u miže furam. Tuko tem žvajznu, de teu du Buhina pa nazaj udnesvә, vrjem mә. K to pišem, že brusәm skiro pa vežem štrәk. Mrtu s ti, toja držina, usә toj prjatlә, pa še ceu toj rod za sto generacij nazaj. Ščijem pu grobovәh tojga roda, ungavәm tә use babe u držin pa use drva tәm ud bajte udnesu. Suvata nәjt u cvet pride pa mlek nәj set skisa. Ti nis nәč u primerjau z mano. Upam, de vәm vәs pәrdelk preč pride, pa usa žvina crkne. Dep te kura bәcniva pa pәs puscau. Vem ke žviš pa vem, ke mate kluče ud bajte skrite. Merkej se, k bom zj hmau pršu. Frderbou tem preh, kokr uhkә Učenәš zmolәš.

U moj drušnə so usə jagrə u far; skəp ga pjemo usək dan pu šihtə. Skəp pupjemo več šnopsa, kokr ga u ceumo let u petəh občinah nardejo. Duma mam tri puše, ut tga dve šnelfajərce pa eno pušo z rešpetinəm. Z enmo šusəm uhkə frderbam tri vepre naenkat, auslezvam t jəh pa tuko hit, de tut za pumežikənt nimaš cajt. Ti se kər devej kunštnga, sam de se nauš krvau useknu, pruklet baštart.
Čep ti vedu, s kerga se kle norca devaš, nep tukole guvoru. Tis gutov tak pauliha, de hodəš u gmajno srobret rauhat; jest grem skor usək dan pu južnə u gmajno žagat tuko det puvem de səm že dost takəh pankrtov stumbou, k so pu moj host vandral.

I wonder how many Slovenes ITT actually understand pristine Upper Carniolan dialect.

>tfw za vedno žabar

prebrat ni problem, poslusat je druga zgodba
also
>pristine

>Pristine
>adjective primitiven, prvoten, prastar

Shit, I meant genuine. But yeah, even though I live here I actually have a hard time listening to some of the old chaps. Had a fun time in high school when literally no one understood me at first.

jebote sve razumem
vau
pa ovo je sjano
obavezno dodati poznavanje Slovenskog jezika u CV

we could demonstrate just how diverse our lingo really is if each and every user paraphrased the pasta in their own colloquial dialect
we may be un- or underemployed but I guess noone could be bothered to put in that much work pro bono regardless

Why dont you and the Czech get back together. Communism is over. Get back, make central Europe great again.

There are some varieties circling around.

Kaj ste ravnokar izustili, nebodigatreba? Vam v preudarek, šolanje sem zaključil na samem Parnasu zahtevnega tečaja za urjenje mornariških tjulnjev in na plečih nosim tri stotnije pogibeli. Izveden sem v bojevanju na skrivoma in celokupno veljam za najboljšega daljnostrelca slovenskih obrambnih sil. Zame predstavljate nič več in nič manj kot predmet lova na daljavo. Odnarediti vas kanim s tenkočutnostjo, kakršne ne pomni svet, temu sem slovesno zaprisežen. Kaj si res iskreno domišljate, da si lahko na moj račun vse dovolite? Račune delate brez krčmarja! Govorivši to občujem s črno roko, razpredeno širom vesoljnega slovenstva in vaše medmrežno mesto se beleži v njihovo podatkovje v taistem hipu, tako da se, uboga para, le pripravite na hudo uro! Na ujmo, koder bodo plat zvona bili, a za vaše žitje zamanj. Urnemu ginevanju ste zapisani. Z vseobčno silo krenem nad vas, desetkrat sedem ducatov razstankov vaši biti stroječ in to zgolj z rokami! Ne samo, da sem tepežkanja vešč, ampak tudi z orožarno sem pobližje seznanjen, da bi jo lahko s toliko večjim pridom lahko koristil vam na neljubost širom sveta, nesrečnik! Ko bi vam bilo vsaj dano predvideti obseg mojega povračila, vašemu "bistroumnega" pridušanju navsled, tedaj bi nemara bili jezik za zobmi obdržali. A to vam je bilo docela nedomače, zatorej slednjič napoči obračun, capin razcapani! Uničevalno ihto nad vas prikličem, da vas z odplako vred proč odnese. Dnevi so vam šteti.

Kwa d fak s mi lih reku, mudel, ej? Sam tko baj d pot ti puvem, da sm dbest DJ pa da je moj kru taglavn k pridemo u štirko: povleku sm že vsaj pou čuka lajn spida na nihovih skretih. Zravn tega pa znam še tagat po ceu Lblan pa zvit džolo praktično miže. Tako sceno bom naredu pred usemi da se boš loh sam še u taksi usedu, a veš? K to tajpam na svoj ped sočasno še dizajniram webpejdže pa miksam svoj tazadn set za na meto. S tabo je konc, s tvojimi houmiji, jaroti, pa usmi s katerimi si najmanj bitboksu u srednji! Disrespektam tvoj hood, serjem s tvojimi kulegicami, pa še heknu sm ti komp! Kva pa boš, no? Prot men nimaš za burek. Kva bi dau, da bi ti frizer zajebu fejd pa da se enga dne zbudiš pa nemorš več nost slim fit! Vem, kje ga hengaš pa kje žvi tvoj diler. Sam pazi se, k te bom krimičem zašpecu predn loh rečeš 'a maš kej cajta, mudel?'.

First one is some sort of archaic 19th century dialect and this one is edgy Ljubljana dialect.

Another one from Ljubljana, leftie student perspective:

Model, kva si reku? Sam tok da veš, js sm gredžuejtu na filofaksu, valda sm pa tud na meti biu fulkrat, usaj 300 džojntov sm že zrolu.
Nalrnan sm dielektike in se lah sfajtam z usakim naravoslovcem.
Zame si sam en provincjaln peznt, spizdi vn iz Lublane.
Ti si nothing v primerjavi z mano, pofukan čefur, vjretn mam vsaj 2 stopnji višji edžukejšn od tebe.
Dead si, mam fon v roki in že kličem kapse. Aretiral bojo in tebe in tvojo familjo. Sam glej k bojo lučke flešale.
Crkn!

Ka si ti to te reko mi, žobar posrani! Čuj ti, jaz sem fstavil več požigalcev pa vedno sem za viole navijal, ka pa te čem! Imom več ducatof usoešnih poskusov vandaliziranja policijskih avtoradarjev, pa tam v fari Sv. Lenorta v slovenskih goricah grozdje nabiram kot za stavo! Ka pa si ti kdaj naredil z lastnimi rokami, mestna srojca, žabarska? Imam toko lepo deklo s tokimi lepimi rdečimi lasi ka lahko z lastnimi rokami kravo dvigne! Ka si ti prismuknjen, polizanec en!? Ka ne veš da delam f Graci ka mi dajo tri tisoč evrof na mesec da nekaj tam po računalniki štelam! Ka ti boš te govoril? Meni nebo noben govoril, čuj!

Not sure where to place this one desu

Actually this one reads like a Styrian dialect.

how the fuck do you people communicate?

can't remember the last time (since Slovene in HS) I actually used the verb form "deležje"

tnx for the mini dump, help yourself to some fine titties

in writing and vibration of our vocal cords

>one chance at a life
>get born in slovenia

I would never trade this for the life of me. Imagine someone living in their part of the country for the better part of 20 years, learning their dialect and their traditions. And then you go to uni, which is in the capital, along with the rest of the countryside from all over the country. And then you get to listen to a presentation on a paper in their own dialect and you try to look like you're kinda coping with it but inside you don't know what the fuck you just listened to.

For official things we just use the standard Slovene, but other than that it's free for all.

difficult and multi-dialect language is also a good deterrent to refugee scum

not really, lack of gibs is our one and only trump card; average natives tend to be pretty xenophobic as well

take goymoney for example, do you really think the shitskins speak anything more than "ficki ficki" in German?

Archaic Slovene is the best Slovene imo. Cheers man.

I wholly agree. Along with youtube.com/watch?v=cUkkW7cauPE

are slovenes catholic or is christianity dying there too?

do the old and young get along or is there a divide?

for instance here in america, the current generation is totally de-christianized and tends to view the older generations as "backwards retards" who don't understand the values of liberal LGBTQIA progressivsm, etc.

Time for Croatia and Slovenia to join Visegrad and form a new empire!

Are Slovenes qt? Or ugly like Brits with a few cherry picked exceptions?

there are farms in texas bigger than slovenia.

I'd fuck every 15 y/o I see desu. Women usually begin to degrade around 40

We're catholic (about 60% I think) but it's slowly dying nonetheless.

Catholic and younger generation don't really care about Christianity. I did see a poll once asking people if they're religious, and most people answered positively, even though they weren't christians.

As for generational divide, not so much. The only thing that I know of is the old lads hoarding most of the estates, which means younger families can't buy their own houses and have to rent. Other than that, I think overall we do take advice from our parents, as long as they aren't socialist or post ww2 lectures.

what the fuck is the age of consent in slovenia?

keep in mind that I speak for myself and how I see things

>are slovenes catholic or is christianity dying there too?
roman catholic church has the biggest group, however the vast majority is catholic in name only; commies eradicated faith pretty thoroughly because ideology and also because the church sided with nazi germany during WW2
add to that strongly liberal media's influence and we've pretty much become an atheist society that only goes through the paces of catholic milestones (baptism, marriage, funeral) without giving any of it a second thought
our marriage rates have gone through the floor and many opt to cohabit without marrying (avoiding the expense altogether), people have max 2 children later in life, if that

>do the old and young get along or is there a divide?
there used to be great harmony but each subsequent reform both in taxation and pension system keep increasing the pressure on the current work force; there's a feeling that our elders had it easier and reap many more benefits and for longer than we can ever dream of

15

WTF?

fogot to add: PC "culture" isn't as rampant as in your part of the world; informally people can and do act humorously racist, sexist, bigoted and all other adjectives your SJWs like to label their oponents with

depending on one's profession you can pretty much get away with being extremely non-PC even at work

I love slavs, can i join bros?

i got some vikingfjord

don't worry m8, there aren't niggers lurking in our high schools in search of fresh meat but I've seen 20-somethings dating 16y.o. chicks without being targets of prejudice, just normal, nice people

Pretty sure it's or thereabouts 14 in Denmark

14 or thereabouts*

come for a skiing holiday and take a trip around our cunt, you'll find we are a warm and welcoming people who take care of our environment, like to eat great food and enjoy fine wines

Is Melania Trump a big deal over there?

>trip around our cunt

Kek

Anyway, yes, i would love to go skiing in slovenia, the mountains look amazing.

now that she's FLOTUS she sort of is (news articles)
in reality she has nothing to do with this here land, she fucked off to Milan or wherever ages ago and her parents had left for NY as soon as she gave birth to our autistic prince

they are great both during summers and winters; the slopes could use more and higher-reaching ski lifts compared to western Alps but you can't have everything I guess; for summer hiking we have one of the best and most well-kept trail networks (including lodges and bivouacs) in the world, no joke

lol, kje si tega parnasa našu haha

Sounds great, you have convinced me to visit sometime