UK Media Locked Out of White House Amidst Confusion Over Date Formatting

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

USE THE METRIC SYSTEM LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD YOU FUCKING RETARDS

Use what we tell you to or become the 51st state, britcucks.

The rest of the world hasnt walked on the moon.

>he fell for the holywood smoke and mirrors show

>journalists go to other country speaking other language
>get butthurt when nobody understands them
NO difference

>Metric dates

>(((moonlanding))) wasn't faked

That would be in their benefit and they would get guns with their burgers.

>this isn't just hilarious passive aggression

I'M AN AMERIFAT AND NUMBERS CONFUSE ME

Now hold my beer and watch me shart up that Walmart

Plot twist: the britbongs use the Islamic calendar

> Not taking the customs of a country you're visiting into account

Not very multikulti is it?

As in day/month/year?
More like the-rest-of-the-world format.

>USA
>England
>Other language
>Burger education

It's an analogy you fucking numbskull roo

Source? Who the fuck is Jim Waterson?

dd/mm/yyyy
small/medium/large

IT ISNT FUCKING DIFFICULT REEEEEEEEE

American dates trigger me.

Brilliant kek
>this from norway/Blacked nigger land now Top kek

Sounds like the Brits are in the wrong here imo. You come to a different country and dont use their proper date system on official forms then of course youre gonna get fucked retards.

Son of jim water

We literally don't have to do what the rest of the world says.

Change the format to the correct one and there won't be a problem.

No.

This.

American English is a separate dialect of British English.

lmao how stupid are those UK journos

that's a pretty good excuse to tell the bongs, rather than coming right out and telling them to fuck off.

>applying for clearance with a gov't using a format other than their own
>get buttflustered

Bongs why?

this. write out the date explicitly if the form does not explain the proper formatting

The UK press said 2 bongs
The US press pulled out 2 bongs

>be in America
>be screened for American security clearance
>submit dates in European format

GEE WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU WENT WRONG YOU RETARDED FUCKING FAGGOTS

Comply with the conventions of the country you're visiting fucking stupid bongs.

Stick it up your ass

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why is the media so entitled?

This. If I went to Europe and submitted dates in US format I would understand if there was a delay in processing.

You don't have awesome robutts on Venus, Moon and Mars though.

So the English use the English date format.

And the Americans speak English, just about.

IDK how this debacle could have arisen

Where's the can of Raid when you need it?

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>European format
It's not European, it's rest of the world format.

It's because in American English, dates are most often referred to as follows; "(Month) (Day)-th/st/nd/rd," as opposed to "The (Day)-th/st/nd/rd of (Month)". It's because Americans are busy, fast talking, and generally not interested in other countries' speaking conventions, and so it carries into their writing conventions.

>please fill out this field in MM/DD/YY format
OI WOTS DIS BLOODY FING DEN?

Holy shit go Myanmar!!!!! Indochinks in space.

>USE THE METRIC SYSTEM LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD YOU FUCKING RETARDS


ITS THEIR COUNTRY, AND THEY USE WHATEAVER THE FUCK THEY WANT.

They could use Unary system if they wanted

regardless, if I were applying to cover the queen as an American reporter, I wouldn't submit my birthdate in the American date format

when in Rome, do as the Romans do

Example: On January 25th, we will be having a mandatory burger eating session, followed by a clapping seminar. Come prepared with money for the mandatory tips.

>>please fill out this field in MM/DD/YY format
>OI WOTS DIS BLOODY FING DEN?

kek

Wow, lots of triggered Ameritards ITT

You should probably lawyer up, Britbros

>dd/mm/yyyy
>small/medium/large
>IT ISNT FUCKING DIFFICULT REEEEEEEEE
Yes and the current year is 7102 right?

The right one, is large/medium/small

>it's rest of the world format.
you answered your own quesiton

I'd say it's stereotypically American to travel to a foreign land and expect people to play by your rules.

>go to different country
>don't do what they normally do

OI WOT IS DAT

>Britbros
Have you forgot about the crimes committed against us by the brits? The brits aren't our friends you fucking traitor, while you're sucking their dicks they're talking shit about you.

>while you're sucking their dicks

It's anglo dick, how could I resist?

since when is the space shuttle german?

do you really want to take credit for such a failure?

your cars suck shit as well, tesla is decades ahead of you.

>proxyfag

>tesla is decades ahead of you.

Of course it is. It's run by a Jew.

Schleich dich, du fette Puffmutter :^)

>no other country was able to dupe the entire world into believing they landed on the moon
your beta cuck countries would have never even tried it

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go ahead and show me that elon is jewish.

A dialect?
You people make me laugh.
I love every single one of you autistic freaks!

>UK libcuck Media Locked Out of White House

nothing of value was lost

Why is this asshole trying to make this a Trump thing when it is really a Secret Service thing? It's not like Trump replaced everyone in the Secret Service with his own personal bodyguards. They are the same government employees under Obama and Bush etc.

It really just sounds like this asshole didn't submit his paperwork correctly. Also, most documents in the US indicate use of MM/DD/YYYY so this faggot just didn't read it and wrote down the order incorrectly.

I fucking hate the press.

If unironically loving and admiring Bomber Harris makes me a race traitor, then I guess I'm a race traitor.
>go ahead and show me that elon is jewish.
Well, he's circumsized, much like the rest of your jewish-owned country.

>mars

We have a fucking nuclear powered SUV on Mars!

Can't they submit their birthdates in proper month-day-year order like civilized people?

>Come to America
>Use rest of the world format

Isn't he from South Africa?

>dd/mm/yyyy
>small/medium/large

Small-Medium-Large would be month (limit 12) day (limit 31), year (no limit).

Or you the whole fucking world can just go with the best format: DD/MMM/YEAR

So 27/JAN/2017

>Or you the whole fucking world can just go with the best format: DD/MMM/YEAR

isn't that just the fucking same just with letters? It's still 12 months

Are you saying South Africans are incapable of being Jewish?

I mean, they used to be an Apartheid state, just like Israel.

>USE THE METRIC SYSTEM LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD YOU FUCKING RETARDS
You mean like using stones as a unit of weight? Or miles for distance? Or mixing lbs. into stones for weight? Or using pints instead of liters depending on what liquid you're measuring? The UK has an ugly mongrel of a system that's neither metric nor customary.

Dd/mm/yyyy

That's medium, small, large you dipshit

31 days --- 12 months ----infinite years? No, you have aids

12---->30/31---->infinite

Get it right fag

Time for the 3rd worlders to get their shit together desu.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD USE THE AMERICAN SYSTEM WHEN YOURE IN AMERICA YOU FAGGOT BRITS

Fucking British fags lol

Why the fuck would you try to get into the White House without using the dating convention of the country you're visiting?

I mean it's the fucking White House yeah they're gonna be anal about paperwork

Faggot journalist distorts truth in an attempt to make trump look bad. These guys need a new shtick.

>Small-Medium-Large would be month (limit 12) day (limit 31), year (no limit).

its all based on time you moron

>a day has 86400 seconds
>a month has 2592000 seconds
>a year has 31104000 seconds

>smal/medium/large

Twin Towers designed by a Jap

Holy shit that's my birthday

>Twin Towers designed by a Jap

Typical. Do you think this is payback for Hiroshima?

They Day of the Chopsticks can't come soon enough.

>British retards think dating things in prose makes it more sophisticated/intelligent

Liberia has been to the moon?

>isn't that just the fucking same just with letters? It's still 12 months

Lets do some dates and you tell what I meant.

01/10/17
10/01/17
02/01/17
01/02/17

01/OCT/2017
10/JAN/2017
02/JAN/2017
01/FEB/2017

I can see why the 3 letter month code isn't used, because otherwise everyone would fucking know what everyone else meant.

Youre both right. You should use metric but the UK can't fucking talk

The month should go first because it's the most relevant information contained in the date. This is especially true when you are looking at a list of dates for index or cataloging purposes.

Absoluty degenerate

>It's not European, it's rest of the world format
No it's not. Some countries don't even use 2017 as the current year, much less conform to western date formats.

>day of the chopsticks
Lost my shit, saurkraut gargling faggot

Nah, dude lived in the u.s. and loved the u.s., like any free thinking worlder

A year is multiple months, a month is multiple days??? WHY IS THIS SO HARD

Was I discussing German beer with you in an earlier thread?

Yes, the dark side of it

>Americans are busy, fast talking
>HIIIIIII! HOW AAAAARE YOOUUUU?
>GREEEAAAAT, HOW ARE YOOUUU?
>I'M FIIIIIIINE!
- busy, fast-talking American conversation

>its all based on time you moron

absolute autism

What?
So you're saying that this is the proper ordering of these dates?:
01-20-2016
01-20-2017
01-21-2016

Sorry who is the strongest country in the world? UK? Oh right America, and who is grovelling to us for any chance of surviving Brexit? The UK? Ahhh yeah.

Do you express today, as 2332800/2592000/62736768000?

>why is this so hard
...the fact that it stillcwouldnt be small/medium/large retard