>"ch-ch-cheers luv, w-welcome home..." Theresa submissively whimpered upon Donald's return to Washington D.C. >"I-I'm sorry luv b-but I burnt the fish head haggis pie n chips casserole a-again, please don't be angr-" >"That's fucking it, this is the LAST fucking straw Theresa!" Donald screamed, slamming Theresa's face into the counter >"YOU USELESS WHORE, YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING COOK AFTER ALL THE MONEY I WASTED ON COOKING CLASSES AND THIS FUCKING COOKWARE" *Donald starts throwing pots and pans around* >"D-Donald, I'm s-sorry..." >You're SORRY? You're fucking SORRY? You're goddamned right you're sorry you useless cunt!" Donald screamed >"I work hard all fucking night being President and then I have to come home to another fucking burnt meal, what the fuck CAN you do? Can you suck dick? NO YOU CAN'T EVEN SUCK DICK RIGHT YOU USELESS SLUT" Trump said >grabbing May by the throat he began to choke while screaming obscenities >"I'm *gargle* s--sor--*gasp* ry" Theresa struggled to say >"OH SO YOU'RE STILL SORRY? I'LL MAKE YOU SORRY BITCH!" Trump slams Theresa's face in the still piping hot casserole, she screams and collapses on the floor in agony >"I'm going to the bar with Mike, when I get back you BETTER HAVE THIS FUCKING MESS CLEANED UP AND A PROPER FUCKING MEAL PREPARED FOR ME OR SO HELP ME GOD NOT EVEN ANOTHER REFERENDUM WILL BE ABLE TO BRING YOU BACK WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!" Donald slams the door >Theresa trembles in a stew of blood and charred casserole on the floor >"H-he loves me, I should've done a better job for him" she thought as she pulled herself up and began cleaning and preparing another meal
Camden Moore
I don't think my sides will survive the next eight years.
Jaxon Powell
AWOO
Owen Flores
Is Mattis gay?
Nolan Cooper
Wasn't talking about awoo posters, at least their shit is just retarded looking drawings. Jackie posters are cancer trying to bait people into getting banned.
Juan Bennett
...
Connor Bailey
Well???
Joshua Ortiz
w-wwuz he a kang?
Adam Martin
>mod deletes my post >doesnt ban me
thanks chief. must have seen my history of high quality posting and realized that this was merely a minor slip up
Oliver Williams
>So many crybabies reporting everything and calling for a Trump General Safespace last thread
I wonder who could be behind this?
Luke Nguyen
RAWWAWARRRRRRRRRRRr
Leo Sanchez
w-well that's it
..... I'm with her now....
Carter Howard
a d h o m i n e m
Liam Lopez
post VERY mad dog bombing isis at incredible hihg speed
Carson King
>dis fucking slam-poetry from the vagina march on hannity being contrasted with comfy Pence speech at pro-life march
Daniel Green
...
Carson Diaz
BUILD
THE
WALL
Easton Peterson
Why do you reply to my post if you aren't going to answer the question?
Ethan Bailey
How could you do this, Sup Forums?
Joseph Murphy
President Trump has acknowledged the Holocaust!
Remember the 6 million!
What now, alt right faggots?
Jackson Martinez
Reminder to report Jackie posters
They are autistic faggots and they will get banned because she is not related to Trump and his politics in any way
Cameron Smith
>OI >LURK MOAR FAGGOTS >YOU CAN QUOTE ME ON THIS, BRUV
Liam Wright
They Jew cries out as he strikes you.
Christopher Cooper
>awoo posters are newfags it makes so much sense now
Levi Turner
So how late is Trump this time
Nathaniel Morales
Blow me, Kek agrees.
Adrian Long
AWOO~
Parker Myers
Wow...
John Torres
Dialy reminder that this is a slide threat. Daily reminder that this is to distrac you from pizzgate. Daily reminder that shitta lebugs is a pizzapupet,he was rape by his father and is probably a rapist himself. Daily reminder that Shitta lebugs is a autims like us , but is not one of us. daily reminder that the only way to deal whit autims is disengament , if you fitgh autims you are autism. daily reminder that this is called mirror magic , monkey see , monkey do . they are being autism like us we and respont whit even more autims it will never end, his only goal is to keep you bussy.
DAILY FUCKING REMINDER OF THE SCORE
KEK AND Sup Forums 1 PRESIDENT MOLOCH 1200 CHILD SACRIFICES DAILY.
tell me who is tired of wining? ----------------------------------------------------------------
Also , what can we do for our chaos General to Notice Pizzagate , he would tank the shit out of the elites , faster than you can say Blow them up Mattis.
Connor Gonzalez
>Haiti is filled with good people
Nathan Jackson
Look at all that white oppression lads.
Grayson Roberts
6 million milliseconds
Blake Edwards
The most gangster motherfucker alive.
Andrew Harris
>tfw too smart to abuse Theresa May
Hudson Davis
>The press always wins! >t. the press
Luke Hill
That used to be true. Back when the press dominated all disclosure.
They're still a little slow on the uptake.
Jaxon Williams
Mexico, acting like they matter.
I do admit, I will miss having someone to laugh at, doing shitty jobs.
Benjamin Wilson
...
Robert Moore
...
Leo Price
Alright, hippies, listen up. We're at Shillcon 2. Rev up those anime folders and awoo.
James Morgan
AWOO!
Zachary Hernandez
>hand holding IS THIS HOW THE PARTY OF NONKEKERY DIES
Parker Morris
I got the same vibe for what it's worth.
Camden Peterson
...
Aaron Ramirez
AWOO~
WE ARE LIVE!
Gabriel Brooks
The press didn't win the election for Hillary, why would they start winning now?
Xavier Howard
> he doesnt know about the awoos
Alexander Roberts
IT'S LIVE!!!!!
Levi Jenkins
Rawr means I love you in dinosaur
Charles Carter
...
Nathan Hall
Now it's all about the money for networks and we are their customers - and the customer is always right
Robert Murphy
...
Michael Miller
JACKIE A C K I E
Liam Stewart
He's like roy, likes fucking men but ain't no faggot
Dominic Evans
Reminder this is a thing now.
Aiden Richardson
>anti awoo posters are new fags It's making so much more sense now.
>the press always wins oh my god, somebody help them, they're stuck in 2015
Jason Mitchell
This ain't shit, early shillcon 3 maybe.
Jeremiah Ward
Reply to this post with uncommon/rare Awoos.
They need love too!
Mason Clark
>women opinion >Obama supporter
Hudson Parker
D E U S V U L T E U S
V U L T
Liam Wilson
Drumpf is an illiterate faggot. His grammar is atrocious. He uses ghost writers. He often can't form coherent sentences. His thoughts often run together, run over one another, or never finish. He is a compulsive liar and a narcissist. He can't let slide any perceived slight against him. He must always surround himself with his family and closest cronies because he is insecure. His personal relationship with his wife is obviously clinically fucked beyond all that has anything to do with love and respect. At best, he is a shallow person and a shallow thinker. At worst it could be an indication of many serious mental disorders. I really think he has a mental health disorder. His father died of Alzheimer's Disease in his early 80s. I wouldn't be shocked if Trump is in the early stages of dementia. He does not have coherent speech. He cannot frame a compound sentence. His entire speeches are a collection of soundbites, tweets, tantrums and memes.
Jonathan Powell
MAGA
Angel Reed
...
Parker Mitchell
illy desu ?
Benjamin Torres
Jackie is a /ptg/ staple. Not at the level of Awoo, but far superior to shovelfaggots.
They need to learn that Jackie is not sexual. She is pure
Leo Martinez
>Jackie is a /ptg/ staple.
Wyatt Brooks
Outstanding
Justin Davis
It could lead to more shilling. We shouldn't take any chances.
Ryan Hill
for realsies.
Grayson Flores
Trump won after 2 straight years of the harshest media grilling any single human has ever endured.
So no, the people have finally realized we can defeat the media. And even if he didn't win, it's all the more reason to continue to take the fight to them until we did.
Tyler Price
link pls fellow awoo
John Fisher
>tfw no white house Sup Forums chat
Wyatt Murphy
But I thought they were unafraid?
Camden Jackson
Janitors delete, mods take a couple hours to ban.
>gives sound advice >the press ignores him because they don't like his tone