Brit/pol/ - no meme merchants allowed edition

>Theresa May and Donald Trump to hold Oval Office talks
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38766781

>Shadow Welsh secretary quits over Brexit vote
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38768383

>UK economy grows by 0.6% in fourth quarter
bbc.co.uk/news/business-38755242

>Concerns raised over Commonwealth leadership
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38760133

>Theresa May's Trump meeting 'could sour Brexit negotiations'
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jan/27/theresa-mays-trump-meeting-could-sour-brexit-negotiations

>Theresa May to meet Erdoğan in Turkey on Saturday to discuss trade defence and security
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jan/27/theresa-may-new-friends-strongmen-erdogan-trump-brexit

>Brexit will delay new British nuclear power stations
theguardian.com/business/2017/jan/27/uk-exit-eu-atomic-treaty-brexit-euratom-hinkley-point-c

>ANAL squatters group claims millionaire’s London mansion for homeless & prostitutes
rt.com/uk/375313-anal-belgravia-millionaire-squat/

>UK accepts Assad could run for reelection, marking shift in Syria policy
rt.com/uk/375215-uk-shift-policy-syria/

>MPs question Osborne’s meetings as chancellor with new employer BlackRock
rt.com/uk/375194-osborne-job-blackrock-ethics/

>EU looks to fund North Africa camps to cut immigration
aljazeera.com/news/2017/01/eu-fund-camps-africa-cut-immigration-170126145148238.html

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=yV_wA62bbtk
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jan/27/ukips-paul-nuttall-backs-donald-trumps-stance-on-torture
twitter.com/albawhitewolf
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jan/27/bradford-teenager-pipe-bomb-not-guilty-terror-charge-leeds-crown-court
youtu.be/DTHOBoEUz5k
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Imperial Leather

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That's better, thanks user

Also, reminder that Sargon of Cuckkad got suspended from twitter for spamming interracial gay porn at people who disagree with him

WTF I love going to war with Iran now

Britain got trumped lmaooo

Why do you think we're going to go to war with Iran?

Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of Sup Forums are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

That's more like it.

Meme Master, you need to up your thread making game mate.

First thing Trump did was invest money into the military to plan for a defence strategy against a hypothetical attack by Iran, he banned immigration from there and other ACTUALLY aggressive Muslim countries yet not Saudi Arabia, and Theresa May was on maneuvers in her pre-meeting speech about defending against Iran as well despite never mentioning them before. Also The Jew failed in Syria and is pretty pissed off

>You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone
Will try to keep it in mind thanks

I haven't heard any news today, did anything significant happen regarding May's visit to Trump?

Not really, just May "confirmed" that Trump is now behind NATO 100%.

youtube.com/watch?v=yV_wA62bbtk

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No, just the usual posturing. Summed up brilliantly by Peter Hitchens AS FUCKING USUAL - "Basically a giant selfie to make Britain look more powerful than it is"

The only interesting thing was that Theresa May said that Trump is 100% behind NATO after he made comments about it being completely obsolete and he looked mega pissed, but no tweet has come yet slagging her off

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>(Respond to him, not me!)

YKTD is part of the furniture around here. Leave him alone. He's my unemployed Welsh Muslim autistic triphusbando.

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Pure, unfettered autism.

Very good stuff my friend.

theguardian.com/politics/2017/jan/27/ukips-paul-nuttall-backs-donald-trumps-stance-on-torture


ARE NUTT agrees with Donald Trump that torture is a price worth paying and that it works


Does it?

No.

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I checked the archives, that isn't real. Check for yourself.

>an ancestor of mine left £600 in his will in 1858
> £68,000 in today's money.

That means he was probs a noble right? I mean working class these days can save up 68k but back then most people were starving to death.

Right-Wingers blown the fuck out.

Bit too realistic for my tastes, but nicely done

>defending pakis

Also, sad that Farage is still the face of UKIP.

>everyone is white

reported for h8 speech

You can't rely on information extracted by torture. People will say anything to make it stop

>LET'S KEEP OUT IMMIGRANTS
>UKIP immigration policy is 350,000 a year


Hopefully Paul will win Stoke and that'll change

Inclined to agree, it happened at Nuremburg and look where that got us

Is that from a Newspaper?

>the left are soppy children crying on the ground while the right sit at the table like adults

Looks about right to me.

It's certainly a more effective method for collecting information and intelligence than the lefty strategy of putting terrorists through the courts, giving them a 10-15 year sentence, and then sending them to a (jihadi-controlled) prison where they live the high life for a few years before being free to plot and scheme again, and just hoping that these terrorists will spontaneously step forward and volunteer the information to our security services.

How little artistic talent must one have to create something like that and think it's worth sharing with the world
I mean I get not being able to draw or paint but if you're shit at it just keep your Key Stage 1 tier finger paint looking shit to yourself

it can be great fun for the torturer, and fear of torture may deter terrorism, but as a means of interrogation, it's useless.

Having said that I'm not morally opposed to it and there are perhaps cases where it could be useful. If you had a whole gang of them you could compare what they told you in order to confirm it

twitter.com/albawhitewolf

"Fighting for unity and peace through cartoons and music"

I forgot that I saved this the day it was posted. Did anyone else catch it?

That's clearly Barry from Eastenders.

I really hope she doesn't get paid for these.

jesus

Another view could be that the artist is indeed a literal child... that seems like a fairly likely possibility. With social media, kids have just as much equal opportunity to flaunt their shite, underdeveloped political identities.

I... I'm so happy in this moment.

MAYFLY DETECTED

goldmine

>tfw right-wingers will fall for this as proof that Theresa May is based because the Left also hate her, just like how they kept Blair popular with Tories in the 2000s

>Ship smashes boat into pieces
>Royal Marines shoot survivors with volley of musket fire
>go on to broadside Britain's enemies

It doesn't even look anything like him

How can you simultaneously be so shit at drawing, and yet so good at colouring within the lines?

Fucking hell May actually looks more like Farage than Farage

I work for a bank

here are the bulletins

basically, London has been the european financial centre for about thirty years, and it has built up a massive infrastructure in that time. it is not just banks, you have law firms, actuarial firms, real estate agents, asset management firms, hedge funds etc. you have 14m people in london on a workday. you have access to some of the best universities in the world within a short distance. and recruit people from them. oxford. cambridge. lse. all of the london colleges.you have the london transportation network. and so on

basically there is nowhere in europe which even comes close to london. Frankfurt and Paris are both underdeveloped. Dublin is a joke, there is nowhere in the region that offers the quality and density of services that London has. nowhere. this meme, "the banks are going to pack up and leave after Brexit" is a fucking pantomine. a complete lie, a falsehood, a heap of shit.

in the worst case scenario where banks lose passporting rights, some front office stuff might move to the EU. and by some i mean a few hundred jobs, no more. other than that we are golden. thirty years plus of kowtowing to the financial sector doesnt vanish after one vote

theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jan/27/bradford-teenager-pipe-bomb-not-guilty-terror-charge-leeds-crown-court

>Teenager who praised killer of Jo Cox guilty of making pipebomb

>A teenage white supremacist who lauded the killer of MP Jo Cox as a hero has been found guilty of making a pipebomb.

>Barnaby Jameson, prosecuting, said one of these messages was a cartoon-like image of a mosque being blown up along with the words: “It’s time to enact retribution upon the Muslim filth.”

>The blond youth sat in the dock flanked by two security guards and showed no emotion as the verdicts were read out.

>In another post later the same night, he described Mair an “absolute fucking legend”.

>A week later the defendant posted a link to an article on the Daily Stormer website entitled: “Brexit: Jo Cox’s death was not a tragedy and the world is a better place without her.”

>In April, the youngster was contacted by National Action, a small and secretive neo-Nazi youth organisation and he went on to join the group.

Shocking isn't it lads.

Trump looks uncharacteristically sad and reflective

>Britain?
>Who gives a fuck!

Is that Guy Verhofstadt?

It's not a child, looks mid-20s from her twitter photo (which incidentally has her standing next to Nick fucking Clegg)

>>In April, the youngster was contacted by National Action, a small and secretive neo-Nazi youth organisation and he went on to join the group.


WHAT DID HE EXPECT WHEN HE JOINED A GROUP OF MI5 SPIES THE ABSOLUTE DEFECTIVE DAFTY

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Got to meet this cheeky chappy today when he came into the pub I work at. Shook his hand and had a brief chat with him, didn't get the opportunity to thank him for his role in the great Brexit war of 2016 unfortunately though.

Austin Powers

Banks are trying to throw their weight about to try and save a little bit of money but thats it.

Not related to the thread, but I think it's quite telling of nu-Sup Forums.

Really made me think
No, seriously, it did, what the fuck is she trying to say

youtu.be/DTHOBoEUz5k

What do you guys think about this? Skip to 23 minutes. Was this one of you guys?

Christ, I'm scrolling through them. They're so bad.

I think it's just really good bait, or maybe I'm thinking wishfully

We need to form a welcoming party for the Donald's state visit to protect him from the protesting cucks.

They probably taught him how to make it. Like how the Bundy brothers got cleared because most of their group were actually agents, who taught them how to shoot and shit.

I see, all the more embarrassing then.

It was probably YKTD.

>Let's get attacked by the State and paid thugs who will not be prosecuted (but you will if you defend yourself)

This isn't America

I'm genuinely awestruck by these

At least this one is approaching satire

I can hear the autistic screeching of feminists from here.

How can someone who is an adult actually be this delusional about politics?

It's going to be a nightmare, he'll have to bring a bloody army

That was definitely someone from this board

Fresh meme?

SHE'S A BLAIRITE

It's probably bait, the sad thing is people on Sup Forums would actually read the sort of books on there.

It was indeed YKTD the madman

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THINGS

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This has to be fucking ironic.

End the tripfag cancer.

Because fuck democracy if you don't agree with 17m votes amirite?

What the actual fuck?

>Trump says something during the conference that is funny
>"Watching the clip is truly terrifying...like fucking bone chilling."

>1PBTID
Thank you for your contribution to the political arena

I'm so happy about getting TRUMPED
Right wingers in downing st and the oval office.

Feels good.

Literally one fucking post.

Holy shit!

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

I see Nigel and Jez, but who the fuck are the other 3? And why is there a dog on that bus?

This bitch can't even into proportions or perspective. Even children can master drawing correct proportions by the time they hit 5 years old. Her infantile style matches her infantile politics.

>brits ITT honestly believe sucking up to the US and also having a bad relationship with the EU, our biggest and closest trading partner is a good thing

Why is it most Brexiters are fucking retards?

LITERALLY
SHAKING
RN

Answer me this:

Pretending/guessing your degree/certification/etc is valid in America:


Why would a yuropoor continue to live in his country, instead of living in a chosen state in the USA with an infinitely superior quality of life?

I don't understand why so many people who REE and shit the bed over the prospect of us being an EU vassal bend over to become America's at the first available opportunity
See

I was just reading their thread about Shia Labouf and over 90% of them though it is totally fine to punch a "nazi".

The definition of nazi however to a left wing echo chamber seems to be very broad.