>be me, 3 weeks ago >meet a 8/10 pretty girl w/ glasses at bookstore "History" section >start talking about ww2 and have a blast of a conversation >she is amazed by my knowledge of ww2 and even the micro-history of every country involved >I get her number and we go on a couple of dates >dates go very successful, a lot of things in common, i really like this girl and she likes me >It's like true love, we grow very attached and we fuck
>fast forward to this morning >we are about to go on a mini road trip >I stop by a convenient store to buy a water bottle >As I'm in the store, she decides to turn on the music player in my car >speakers start blasting "DIE FAHNE HOCH! DIE REIHEN FEST GESCHLOSSEN!" >I come back, unaware of what is going on, open the door, and sit down >notice the song playing and her staring at me fearfully with tears going down her eyes >keeps asking me "why do you have this?" multiple times while sobbing as I tried to bullshit my way out
>as I'm continue and try to bs my way out, she tells me she's jewish >bursts out into full cry-mode >gets out of the car and walks away fast crying >I'm sitting there with the Horst Wessel-Lied still playing, and my heart is sunken.
Just tell her that you enjoy the music. Say that you don't hate Jews.
Jeremiah Brooks
JFC this is what you get
David Long
Excellent taste in music OP.
Gavin Barnes
This is a slide thread
Brandon Butler
kill her and scrub your disused dick with a brillo pad and 90% rubbing alcohol
Dylan Stewart
Tell her you like fascist historical music. Send her this one and tell her its your favorite or something. youtube.com/watch?v=2jxGTQ9bR04
Jayden Peterson
Get a white girlfriend now
Camden Kelly
>"DIE FAHNE HOCH! DIE REIHEN FEST GESCHLOSSEN!" >Jewish gf
Pick one
Hudson Ortiz
oy vey
Michael Wood
You didn't even drop the spaghetti, you'll be fine
Gabriel Cox
You did nothing wrong
Robert Diaz
This. It's pretty good. Most Jewish girls don't react like this, so I think this is fake news.
Chase Scott
are you retarded, all you had to say was
"I've been exploring musical history trying to understand how the germans deployed various cultural mechanisms to increase the influence of the nazi ideology"
Grayson Nelson
>at (((bookstore)))
spotted your problem m8 the leftist jew controls publishing
Leo Smith
>1 post etc Sage
Chase Mitchell
Should've had the instrumental version playing
Christopher Torres
You shouldn't really have the Fucking Third Reich's anthem saved if you are around normies. Get Funkerlied instead its godtier
Lucas Young
>this whole story of autism also keked ameribro
Asher Hall
QUICK OP, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO BEFORE SHE GETS AWAY!!!!!
Nathaniel Powell
Dodged a bullet there, pal. Someone post the webm of the Nazi gentleman hanging a lying Jewess slut
Andrew Lewis
kike here, There is no way she would recognize that song..
Michael Sanders
90% of anecdotes and claims here are 'fake news'. I don't believe it, but this is plausible. More believable to the FBIanon lol.
Tyler Garcia
You know what to do... next!
Kevin Martinez
>dating a literal parasite
Cool fanfic breh.
Blake Wright
Just get some ramstein and Laibach and pretend it's satire like them.
Adam Wood
You dodged a bullet. That filthy jewess would have put you under her spell and harvested all your shekels while turning you into her pet beta cuck goyim. Do this with every girl to make sure she isn't a Jew in a womans skin.
Well OP, you got past the red pill stage. Yes the history of WW2 is different than what most people imagine it was like. Yes powerful rich Jews control Europe and finance, banking, academia and the arts.
But you found a nice Jewish girl, and she found out you think you're a skin head or some kind of neo nazi.
So you learned, you learned that not every Jew is a bad person and it's ridiculous to treat them all as such.
Learn from the experience. You learn more in failure than in success.
If I were you I would go and tell her how you honestly feel. Nothing but sheer pure honesty.
Sebastian King
>not Erika
Jayden Price
go get her back then, pussy faggot. before jamal does
Dominic Hughes
>Most Jewish girls don't react like this How do they react? This is important.
Hunter Russell
>not Sieg Heil Victoria
Sebastian Cook
Please be true, please be true, please be true
Kayden James
>Not In Einem Polenstädtchen
Camden Kelly
the only right thing to do is to fuck her in the ass
Isaac White
too funny if true
Carter Rogers
If you have a girlfriend that thinks differently because of your musical taste, then maybe she shouldn't be your girlfriend?
Wyatt Hill
kek
Nathaniel Foster
Tell her that you like the music from that time and military music in general. Show her lots of soviet music and vietnam era war music.
Problem solved.
Angel Lopez
What is that drivel. She probably already told all her friends and family how evil he is.
Nolan Ortiz
And what is it sliding?
William Lopez
If a very sensitive posting of a critical nature has been posted on a forum - it can be quickly removed from public view by 'forum sliding.' In this technique a number of unrelated posts are quietly pre-positioned on the forum and allowed to 'age.' Each of these mis-directional forum postings can then be called upon at will to trigger a forum slide.
Christian Martinez
What the fuck were you going in a bookstore?
Isaiah Powell
oh dear
Logan Powell
How the fuck did she know that song
Asher Long
To reiterate: And what is it sliding?
Hudson Johnson
Good for you. Don't get cucked by the vaginal Jew.
Levi Campbell
Please be true please be true
Jacob Adams
Tell her it's was for research purpose.
Oliver Mitchell
what if she knew German? her fantasy family could be jewish germans
Camden Gomez
>things that never happened.
Hunter King
I know this is almost certainly an autistic work of fiction but if this was a real story is sounds really easy to get out of.
>"Jewon I have plenty of historic music, I have the USSR's national anthem but obviously I'm not a communist."
Charles Green
Nice fairy tale OP
Nathan Ortiz
It's probably in their genes at this point
Fucking hilarious dude
Own it, it wouldn't have lasted without honesty anyway.
Nathan Young
>>gets out of the car and walks away fast crying no tell her the truth, hitler tried to buy palestine and then even capture it during the war
Netenyahu recently came forward with this info and nobody cared. If she hears it from his lips perhaps she will believe?
Austin Bailey
>got laid >escaped commitment >family, faith, bloodlines not (((conquered)))
Great way to shag a hippie chick and not get tied down with her
Anthony Brooks
Fuck that jew bitch get a white girl.
Ian Walker
T H I S H I S
>1 post by this ID
Thomas Price
...
Luke Lopez
gas her
David Ortiz
You must be true to God retarded if you value imageboard memes more than a real relationship
