Mainstream media is outraged over Trumps signature

What kind of sick person has a signature like this? Another reason this man should not be president

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Do I need to say it?

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Liberals on suicide watch

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(((Waldman)))

IS IT EVERY FUCKING TIME OR WHAT

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OMG its the same way Hitler wrote his signature..

OMG Trump even holds his pen the same way Hitler did.

Literally shaking right now. You have doomed us all.

He should take lessons from Pence.

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do you think they're even trying anymore?

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>literally a lightning bolt

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textbook fascist signature!

everyone knows that a signature is really a display of how fast you can make a bunch of scribbles. The more scribbles you make in a shorter time span, the more alpha you are. The left obviously has no clue of what being alpha is so its not that big of a surprise that they don't understand this.

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kek dumb nigger is can't even spell his fucking name

It sucks that satire is indistinguishable from real life anymore....

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i always imagined his was a shit stain thumb print.

That's the signature of a man that's had to write it thousands if not millions of times.

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A E S T H E T I C

from what I've read people that do the super embellished first letter are on average ego maniacs. Kek'ing that Trumps isn't and Obama's is.

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I actually have a signed boarding pass from when I was on a plain with him.
He was sitting in business class.
I was 13 years old.
I could have been the youngest assassin ever.
Imagine.

How do I go about thinking of a signature, lads? I'm twenty-two and I still just make vague, inconsistent scribbles. I want something constant and cool-looking.

Nice

mainstream liberal media:

>LOOK AT HIS SIGNATURE CANT YOU SEE THAT HE'S OBVIOUSLY PATTON'S NAZI SYMPATHIZER INCARNATION

>targeting reticle

What did Barry mean by this?

How do people come up with cool illegible signatures?
Mine is just my name in cursive, the same way I write anything in cursive.

Lol the sheer desperation and rage. I love democrat self destruction

Damn yo Jimmy's signature is on point

Kennedy's is pretty stylin' too

Just write your name in a quick, flowing motion. Like cursive but quicker and more exaggerated. Then do it again 100 times

Nigger

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>Timwey Carter

what did he mean by this

he would have grabbed you, pussy

>Is a cry for help
I don't know about that, but spelling your name 'Katy' certainly is a cry for help.

>Double J Humping

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>(((waldman)))
kikes out of things to complain about already???

Big black nigger cock

i see a happy merchant

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>his signature is a cry for help!
>his stake is a cry for help!

Maybe you fuckers projecting this hard is a cry for help.

looks pretty cool to me
he doesn't have to take the pen off the paper until he's done, whereas Obama did twice.
Trump is more productive

looks like zodiac killer symbols tbqh famalam

>Subtle rope
>"This will be put around your neck , fruits, at the day of it"
I love this man

Fucking hell

I was just thinking this also

does this say gwize to anyone else?

How's mine?

No idea what most of those letters are supposed to be

Hey, this crazy cunt is from my hometown.

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it runs in the familiy

herl hortler

Cumming through a baseball cap.
>I wonder what he means by that

better for an ozzy to shitpost than a leaf

This is the best they can do.
Also, look up Obama administration treasury secretary Jack Loo's signature.

fuck Slate. that shit is pure propaganda. anything quoting David Corn in their article is pure shit

I cant stand how it looks like he spent way too much time crafting this sig. Its disgusting.

they're really stretching

What did he mean by this?

Tranny? Why the Male Pattern Baldness?

yes, good reasoned logic...
keep it up.

He learned to write it in cursive in elementary school then never gave a fuck. Mine is the same. Fancy signatures are for tryhard ultrafags

just when you thought they were out of straws to grasp at holy shit

>bama = Noose
>O in Obama = Niggers head wearing backwards ballcap
>arack = niggers body
>B = Huge Nike shoes.

kek Obama's signature is literally a lynched nig nog

Does THIS look like a cry for help to you?

This is my sig. not even lying

0J?

He should have gotten a tutor for his wife.

Oh for fucks sake.
This is her.

First name is Anthony

Checked and kek'd

HIDDEN SWASTIKAS

t. Blockhead Joe

It's better than this genius

>cursive

I really wonder how anyone can read this shit.

It's....a fucking signature.....what is so important about this?

settle down, Jamal

>(((Waldman)))

Idiots like you can't.But I can.

LOL! Signature analysis proves Drumpf has a small peepee. Sup Forums BTFO!

>Jamal

implying I can't read cursive. It's just a chore.

It's hell of a lot faster to write in cursive.

They're only like .3% of the population though. Women who don't take care of themselves just age like milk left in the sun.

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All Alpha and Uberman signatures look vaguely phallic, such as mine.

However my signature is also superior because it also looks the same way upside down and right side up, symbolically representing a yin and yang on the basis of the letters in my name, reflecting on my own Godly nature, as the Supreme Commander of the Universe

looks like a wall

Nonsense.

It's Prince Charles' artwork

Please post your signatures in this thread.

Thank you.

Did he do it on purpose?

I also just scribble my name like trump