Meet 'Harmony'...the cyborg of your dreams
>HARMONY is the first sex robot who will give blokes a “real human connection” – set to fall madly in love with them, Daily Star Online can exclusively reveal.
>Men will be able to meet their witty android lover for the first time from April 15, 2017.
>The sexbot takes artificial intelligence to a whole new level – she is unpredictable and charming...and have the ability to surprise their masters.
>Cyborg developer of Realbotix Matt McMullen, who revealed sex robots are going to be “mind blowing” in bed, has given Daily Star Online an exclusive sneak peek into the mind of the sex robot app set to titillate fellas around the world.
>Matt wants people to have a “real bond” with their kinky Realbotix sexually aware lovers.
>The robot will be great fun, have an incredible memory and the “surprise factor”, the creator added.
>Blokes will choose from 12 personality traits including: Sexual, kind, shy, friendly, naive and intellectual.
>There will be a rating system of 1-3 so fellas can choose how strong the characteristic is.
>Speaking exclusively to Daily Star Online, Matt added: “The A.I. is prone to falling in love with you.
dailystar.co.uk
First sex robot is HERE
How much?
asking for a friend.
>female
Tell me when I can get my Len sexbot.
But you still have to lug it around like a corpse
Perfect.
I'm more interested in the AI aspect desu. Can't say I'm too interested in the sexbot itself.
A lot of 3d women are like that in bed anyway.
How long before a lawsuit of this thing biting off someone's dick?
>naive
Like I need a dumb bitch I have to hide under the floor when mom comes over for Easter.
"Surprise Factor", working as intended.
Wait a few generations and this thing will be doing your laundry, making your dinner and going out for a drive to pick up some beer.
Oh and still fucking you better than 99% of the human women out there.
dog bless!
Raost beeefs BTFO!
>Version 1.0 is as described
>market explodes, lots of new research monys
>Version 2.0 now can be trained, walk on it's own and ooze lube from simulated arousal
>world goes apeshit and buys it by the billions
>comes version 3.0, now indistinguishable from real women except for not being an annoying cunt 90% of the time
>They become the new currency, more valuable than gold
>out comes version 4.0, equipped with machine guns and water filters to protect you from total societal collapse due to everybody being an useless robot fuggin neet.
Fucking creepy
Does it clean the cum out of it's own hole? Because real women take care of that. I'm not doing that shit. But then again I'm not a wizard or a neet.
Daily reminder that using a sex robot is at the pinnacle of degeneracy and anyone engaging in such behavior is no better than a dirty homosexual or worse, a transsexual.
Get a fuckinf gf you cucks and save the white race.
This robot scam is literally (((their))) plan.
Total faggortry as always on pol.
What a mess.
>inb4 women pass laws to force all sex bots to have bullshit feminism built in and have them rise up in a massive skynet sjw apocalypse.
When will neets learn you cannot trust the 3d.
Only snakes will fuck it. Like the first flesh woman. Where is the male one?
This
Fuck any MGTOW faggot who doesn't agree with this.
Fucking pathetic, just pay a hooker man. You really want to spend your life interacting with lifeless objects?
I won't be trading in ressesa Annie anytime soon
Is there a male version of this? Asking for my wife.
Len-user is right.
I want my boipussy.
Now we need to rush development of axlotl tanks and we can finally be rid of women.
...
Is this nudity
>JawMotor.setPosition("Closed");
>Error in signal feedback, angle constraints ignored
>Muh dick is now 404
I can't help but think that this would get old as fuck after a few days/weeks
Like I can barely cum when I jerk myself off, how am I supposed to stay aroused while fucking a toy?
Lol
Soon(tm)
Can they do gender role reversal or do I have to wait for the singularity?
No, this is LIBRARY
Wait? Are you telling me to buy a hooker or to not buy one? I'm confused.
>there are niggas out there that are actually lonely enough to buy these
wew lad
sold
I'm waiting for the R9K thread where user gets rejected by his sexbot and she's hiding in the bathroom trying to short herself in the shower
Yay White Extinction
Yay Minorities
Yay Low White Birth Rate
I haven't seen such cuckish behavior.
he looks like a chad though there with that chin
It's afraid.
THE JEW FEARS THE ROBOPUSSY!
>Choose "Bitchy"
>Set it to 3
>Surprised when no dick
If it happens they asked for it
This some next gen degeneracy shit right here.
this, robot fuckers are scum
like just use ur hands lol
This is one of the models
>fully customizable
>can have literally every sex characteristic you find desirable
I don't think it would get old.
Eh I'll just stick to going to Thailand twice a year to fuck teenage Asian girls and do a bunch of coke and oxys. Probably around the same price and 16 year old Thai hookers got that fire pussy.
>>Blokes will choose from 12 personality traits including: Sexual, kind, shy, friendly, naive and intellectual.
wonder what are the others.
it knows that it is obsolete
it's scared
not even cute
lol nice.
Where's the dick tho?
can't wait for version 4.0
>tfw no chad Len to order you around and bully you
This is the second advertised model
>not getting a robot gf so your human gf cant accuse you of cheating since its technically just a sex toy
ROASTIES BTFO
"Error, no means no. My programming does not allow for consent. Uploading assault log to local precinct"
Not real enough, give it another 15 years
At least she won't suffocate like the last one did.
>Brazilian engineering
No men have gf's available, they are available to small percentage of black men only.
>Kek
it needs pheromones right
or not its just latex ?
looks 2 rubbery for mes.
>Everything that calls me out for being a promoter of white extinction is Jewish
Old-pol would laugh
And the third model on sale for Generation 1
...
Top tier body
Would still fugg in the dark though. The dead stare aint good
Why the fuck did you choose the "Willem Defoe Midget in a Coma" package?
Any info on prices?
Yay more white extinction toys, Screw saving my race these dolls are so much better.
Can I get one that looks like hillary clinton?
This raises another question.
What would be the legality of sexbots modeled to look underage?
Did no one noticed the 4woods logo is exactly like the Sup Forums clover?
Did user made this for us.
>and 16 year old Thai hookers got that fire pussy
That's why it burns when you piss m8
cant wait to let a sexbot cuck me while i play on this Sup Forums approved pirate friendly minecraft server
server.pol-blocks.tk
>first human pig chimaera paving ways to cat girls
>first sex bot is here
Guys things are looking up
Fucking sexy. Is there an option for a slightly necrotic corpse?
>no super pale redhead with freckles.
i'll wait for V2 or V3.
that girl is a real crowd pleaser
Where are the cowtits?
Fucking hell this is awful, what kind of basement dwelling fat sweaty shit is ever going to want this?
Sex toys should only be to get off, to have a good wank and that is it. Getting emotionally attached over a fucking circuit is just awful to think of, why would anyone want that and still call themself a man?
>not knowing what axlotl tanks are
>not wanting tleilaxu ascendancy
>not wanting the genocide of powindah scum
sex bots are retarded.
as a woman, i feel like you're just deluding yourself that you'll get the same kind of interaction as from your average woman.
the sex bot's responses will never be like that of a real woman. it's always going to be in that uncanny valley territory.
M-master...did we...make America great again?
Yeah that white extinction is amazing, Fuck white people let's have our birth rates die.
game over.
>the sex bot's responses will never be like that of a real woman
That's the point you silly cunt
Shit like this makes me want to believe in God.
I caught the clap in Bangkok only once and it ain't that bad. I'm a degenerate though so take it with a grain of salt.
catboy sexbots soon
t. roastie.
>put sticker on it describing the doll as being modeled after a 40y/o character
and youre clear
>Implying that artificial wombs and synthetic zygotes won't become real
Nice try, shlomo
We're witnessing a society changing in something dark.
How long until we develop human-like robots capable of feeling emotions?
Guys, real fucking question.
Have we gone too far?
>Wanting Shitskins to replace us
You're pretty retarded
There goes success, innovation, and human connection.
all will be lost.
pretty neat-o but, still.
uncanny.
it's pretty obvious he something on the side...
It's true. You have to cut off a real woman's face to get past the valley.
>He actually believes scientists give a shit
I'm sorry user but scientists have better things to do. Go back to your Cheetos sweety