Why doesn't Donald Trump go full hardass mode?

Why doesn't Donald Trump go full hardass mode?

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>the last bald president was Ike
>the last good president was Ike

Full Lex Luthor.

>hardass

Because he's not. He's an insecure weirdo that's holding on to his 1980s glory days.

Just imagine if Hitler shaved his mustache...

He wouldn't be anywhere near as memorable.

Charlie sheen / 10

Because his hair is part of his brand

Donald Trump was an icon before the presidency, and his look was part of that

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Kex Luthor.

He uses his pathetic hair to distract from his pathetic personality.

Becuase the left would screech lex Luther for the next 8 years.

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All the keks from you salt?
>priceless

Having a look, even a bad one, is important.

the 21st century are his glory days retardo

how do you not understand

Who is Daddy Warbucks?

fucking hell you are so right

Yes, I'm sure when he sits in the White House knowing that he is the most powerful human in history and that he has caused all his enemies to feel terrible and look like fools, what he is really thinking is, "I wish it were still the '80s when I had yet to prove myself and was in a bad marriage."

makes sense why he doesn't have any of them then

lol what? The 80s were the worst times for Trump. He was married to some shrew who hated him and was swimming in debt

He's going to shave all the hair off for his second term

>holding on to his 1980s glory days.

like when the mafia tried to kill him? those glory days?

nytimes.com/1989/10/11/nyregion/copter-crash-kills-3-aides-of-trump.html

Published: October 11, 1989
Five people, including three high-level executives of Donald J. Trump's three casinos in Atlantic City, were killed yesterday when their helicopter crashed in pine woodlands on the Garden State Parkway near Forked River, N.J.

Moments before the helicopter plunged into the parkway's wooded median from 2,800 feet at 1:40 P.M., its main overhead four-blade rotor and its tail rotor broke off the body of the craft, the state police said.

Eight minutes earlier, at 1:32, the pilot was in radio contact with the control tower at McGuire Air Force Base in nearby Wrightstown, N.J., and did not suggest anything was amiss, the state police said. Opening of Investigation

The Federal Aviation Administration said it had no reports of any radio distress calls from the helicopter on its 70-mile flight from midtown Manhattan in clear weather.

The only people who care about Trump's style are CTR (Control the Record) zombies who haven't realized the war is over and they lost.

I think it would be pretty badass