Tell me something new about Australia

Tell me something new about Australia.

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Our posties are fully sik

my future home.

Fuck off we're full

Your shitposts are of higher quality than Canadas.

Your real cops on the street shows and airport customs shows are highly entertaining 10/10. I stay up from midnight until 6am watching them as they air all through the night here, mixed between UK CCTV shows, UK real cops on the street shows.

Best things on TV mate, ever.

Internet is complete and utter garbage

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Shit man that is slow

My forest internet is slow enough but damn, I feel bad for you

Best tans

Yeah, nah, have fun on Christmas Island, poo in loo.

Do you live in alice springs or something?

Let me think. It means more than saying mate, cunt, and oath in every sentence. Its something more than learning mannerisms off Sup Forums. I think its about going for a walk in the bush, and having all your problems take a backseat and enjoying it for what it is. About smelling campfire smoke and having mixed feelings between nice memories, and oh fuck my house. Maybe about ditching your smartphone, and going down the pub and talking to people in person. ACDC is good too.

Every girl is a filthy whore but I get no pussy

>My internet is slow
>15 down
Holy fuck man that is 15 times better than the highest peak i've ever had

borry is the sickest cunt ever
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Walls is racixt

im live streaming atm tho.

nope, Gold Coast
4215

We revolutionized beer by creating a lager that both wouldn't go off in our hot sun but is also thirst quenching for our boys in bush.

my wife is streaming a movie and i watch youtube right now...

its not a biggest dick contest. this is for emu fuckers only.
>Sydney

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That'd be comfy as fuck in summer

>no socialist euro super-power rant

>3.73 Mbps download.
>0.38 Mbps upload.
>Ping 21 ms.

They pioneered something called a "river plane" but it failed the water portion of its maiden flight