Are they right, /pol? They make a pretty convincing case

Are they right, /pol? They make a pretty convincing case.
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I don't know, I am not against abortion. I am against using tax-payer money on abortion.

This would be like banning periods.

Spbp

This is fucking retarded. That is the equivalent of saying that if a woman doesn't get pregnant, it's murder. Classic librul straw manning at its best.

Liberal women are so retarded that they equate the end of taxpayer funded abortions as outlawing abortions entirely.

They can't imagine a way to meet their needs or wants unless it involves a giant government program handing them free stuff.

>American education is so bad they don't understand that abortion is still legal

Wow

exactly, 100% of women would need to be arrested and hanged for murder

...

I think we should pass this law

Not to mention that the male reproductive system routinely flushes out millions upon millions of dead sperm.

>women think them not getting gibsmedats is men telling them what to do with their 'muh VAGINA MUH PERIOD BLOOD!'

No one ever told me I could jack off using Tax Payer dollars before.
Boy, have I been missing out!

>abortion is the same as masturbation

a-are they equating sperm with a fertilized egg?

is that really what they're doing?

I mean if you were cumming fetuses then maybe they'd have a point but you're not, are you

>the government doesn't pay for me to ejaculate, they are oppressing my reproductive rights

This is why your race is going to wither to nothing in the next two generations.

Every man in existence would be considered a sadistic genocidal mass murderer...uh oh...

Equating masturbation with aborting a fucking fetus makes them look even more insane.

Given the services Planned Parenthood provides, the better comparison would be free prostate exams and, surprise surprise, those haven't and will never will be paid for by the state.

>GG
>QQQ
>22

That comparison between pregnancies and ejaculation makes absolutely no sense. There is no male equivalent of pregnancy. Do they really think this is some grand "gotcha!" -moment?
It makes absolutely no sense no matter what way you put it.

That would be impossible to regulate.
I'd be for it. It would put and en to some of the more sinister Jewish tricks of the porn industry.

no 1 argues this wtf, its at conception, ie when the sperm fertalizes the egg

Do both.

>t. white Anglo American with lower fecundity than Japanese

but maybe your daughter will marry a nigger and your diluted genes will be muhdikked far and wide

>college
>humor

>a piece of rubber is the same as a medicine with many known terrible side effects
>there are even female condoms
This is why I stopped taking feminism seriously.

Excuse me, but are you assuming the pregnant person's gender?

maybe you're not, sven

life begins when one single cell is formed from sperm and the egg.

>is that really what they're doing?

they aren't very bright

a sperm does not have two pairs of chromosomes and thus genetically isnt human

>human sperm is already life without the need for ovaries
roasties BTFO

>2017
>hasn't heard of No-Fap

Masturbation being sinful and unhealthy is already a position of both the traditional right and many on the Alt-right.

>If government treated men like it treats women
Oh, so men is gonna start demanding free shit, from a government funded by women? Let's do it.

Their lack of understanding of human biology is quite worrisome. Eggs and sperm get created/mature constantly and if they don't get used they get pushed out or absorbed back into the body.

Comparing eggs or sperm to a fetus is like comparing iron ore with a car.

>women in a room
>agreeing and accomplishing things

That's how you know it's pure fantasy. Women should get no political say. There's never been a post-medieval nation that permitted abortion that didn't allow women to vote first. One of womens' first electoral priorities, it seems, is to terminate their inconvenient offspring so they can LARP as men for a little longer.

Women are almost nigger-tier in their state-crafting.

This old white wimminz making laws about muh body !

>sperm
>Half the DNA neesed to create a human
>Fetus
>All the DNA needed to create a human

No.

Female masturbation isn't banned either because the act of solo masturbation doesn't result in the creation of a new full chromosomed human life. That requires intercourse from both a male and a female. The correlation makes no sense and is embarrassing. You can't even argue about the death of the sperm because in this case they are cells that are a part of the man's body (right to one's body being the sacrosanct principle among pro abortionists) and not a new full potentiated human being.

Also: CollegeHumor

Then I've got a million kids, where's muh free gibs?

Individual sperm in no way meet the criteria for being living organisms. Brush up on your biology, cuck.

I can take measures to prevent that, I'm not happy about Japan dissolving it's just what happens when people are trained to be isolated, morbid, and hateful.
You jewed yourselves.

Masturebation =! Embryo/zygote/fetus

It takes two to make a fucking baby Jesus chirst. Birth control shouldn't be paid for by the government, if the guy wants to get fucking laid get condoms every dude knows this. This is another episode of people not understanding that the government has zero reason to pay for your fuck ups or pleasure. You get life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. The government protects those rights for its citizens.

Hum yes, they move and have an objective, they are alive unlike ovaries who are static and lifeless, get fucked retard.

Solution: forced pregnancy so no periods occur

women lose eggs regardless of masturbation
are women illegal?

they forgot the part where the woman is working 80 hour weeks and giving 90% of her weekly check to her ex husband in child support and alimony

>I can take measures to prevent that
then why aren't you taking them?

It doesn't have a cute baby face though, so it's not a human.

A sperm cell (or an unfertilized egg) does not have a new and unique DNA pattern like a fertilized egg does. A new human life does begin at conception. Trying to say otherwise is just retarded. Oh, and I'm pro-choice.

Sperm only are alive in the same sense that any one of your cells are alive. They move forward because that's what they do, there's not any conscious decision in it.

That was good.
>do what you want with your indvidual parts
>as soon as you mix the two ots no longer yours

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nope, stupid leaf

Are you seriously arguing that sperm cells make conscious decisions?

t. roasties
>>/cgl/

The analog of that would be if menstruation was banned and women had to be continuously pregnant.

Men and women are being treate differently and should be treated differently because they ARE fundamentally different.

Different brains.
Different i(naturally HARDWIRED) nstincts and values.
Different hormonal profile.
Differences in muscle mass, bone mass, etc. etc.

They fill two distinct roles that simultaneously complement each other and compete with each other (in terms of selecting fit partners of the opposite gender). This dynamic has evolved over tens of thousands of years and is reflected in all those sex differences.

Getting rid of it would literally kill the human race.

>sperm cell
>all DNA is a copy of the man's
>egg cell
>all DNA is a copy of the woman's
>zygote
>DNA is a combination of the two, distinct from every other cell in her body
>somehow the woman can claim this new organism is just "her body"

oh god, please get off Sup Forums, go back to tumblr or wherever it is you came from

>It doesn't have a cute baby face though, so it's not a human.

Implying having a face stops you from being labeled non human and ripped to pieces and sucked out of the womb.

Yo FUCK OFF

>Collegehumor.com
Why

One more retarded pro-abortion argument.

My favourite ones being:

"My body my choice": invalid, this would justify abortion up to 9 months, which no feminist defends

"Then we will have to resort to coat hangers again"; again, not an argument. It's like rapists saying they'll have to keep luring their victims using knives if we keep rape illegal.

>now even deliberately humorous websites are doubling down on liberal talking points

holy fuck

>life begins at emission
>male masturbation is banned

The problem people have with abortions is that it takes away human lives, as in formed foetuses.

This is the equivalent of calling a ovule a human life.
The article makes some good cases, through, such as people sueing for seeing Beiber's asscrack like women sue for people seeing their asses or something

The vascetomy one is fine, you should just ban abortions if you don't want people to have them, not make it ridiculously annoying for them to get it.

he even used the retard picture to show his sarcasm and you all still fell for it. i saw this coming a mile away. gtfo off Sup Forums newfags.

Now men will have to masterbate with rusty coat-hangers resulting in the death of millions. See what you did, Trump?!

Spbp

Men shoot loads in their sleep and it's very messy if they dont fap

Yeah you fucking retard, children aren't their mothers. They're separate beings.

>this is why your race is going to have lots of land to live on for the next thousand years

Japan isn't dossolving, it's just becoming less crowded peacefully

FPBP

>against taxes for abortion
>against taxes for foodstamps/child support
>for sterilizing poor people

You can only pick one, or

>This is the equivalent of calling a ovule a human life.

>women commit manslaughter every month

Men tend to get nocturnal emissions at least every 1-2 weeks if they don't jerk off anyway

>or

don't bother having an opinion, nobody actually believes you care and aren't just virtue signaling your disdain for feminism*

>Now men will have to masterbate with rusty coat-hangers
>will

>he's never tried steampunk sounding before
you are like a little babby

I miss when Collegehumor would sometimes make funny videos.

youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKs

I pick all three though

Women need to get abortions to masturbate?

What makes you think men will wear condoms knowing that the poorfag women they're with aren't on birth control? They don't give a fuck.

strawman

I mean it's ideal, if taxes were actually spent on the right things regardless (they aren't) and you figure out a way to sterilize people without anyone noticing.

I'd do it. But I'm fucked up, I'll be the first to tell you.

A zygote is a viable lifeform. A sperm cell is not.

I'm pretty happy about Japan dissolving

Read up on Japanese experimentation on prisoners in WWII, two nukes weren't enough

in that case menstrating would be illegal now

Not for long.
Fortunately.

>implying sperm is human
It's literally half of a human, genetically speaking, it is completely unscientific to consider it human. Same with an egg - banning ejaculation is the equivalent to banning periods, which is ridiculous.

A zygote, on the other hand, has a complete set of human DNA and so it is a human being. Human life begins at conception and this is scientifically fucking proven, whether you believe that lump of cells has human rights is what is up for debate, but when human life begins is scientific fact and that is conception.

This is such an easy argument to dismantle.

it was just a plank bro

>collegehumor.com/post/7042800/if-the-government-treated-men-like-it-treats-women

>collegehumour


oh how the mighty have fallen

i rmemeber when pol used to get tricked by dailymail

now college humour?

Im confused. They didn't ban abortions. They just said we aren't obligated to pay for their procedure.

Retarded stuff, sperm cells don't turn into people on their own from what I recall.

>false equivalence
>convincing case
>mfw

more liberal """""""logic"""""""

how they are incapable of seeing the obvious flaws in their arguments is beyond me

Are men getting paid tax money to jack off?
Otherwise it's not a very sound comparison.

When Japan began to industrialize, there was a samurai rebellion, they killed off all their alphas so the sick fucks left over were left to their devices. They would still be native american tier today if the empire hadn't won, but they wouldn't be a nation of pillow humpers and pedos.

What an atrociously false equivalency. I feel like the left isn't really trying anymore they really are just screeching autistically.

False equivalence. Emission in females would be equivalent to ovulation.

No, they don't! Slide it! Shut it down!

I am ok with the government not paying me for jacking off, they can stop that gravy train any day they want.