Meet 'Harmony'...the cyborg of your dreams >HARMONY is the first sex robot who will give blokes a “real human connection” – set to fall madly in love with them, Daily Star Online can exclusively reveal. >Men will be able to meet their witty android lover for the first time from April 15, 2017. >The sexbot takes artificial intelligence to a whole new level – she is unpredictable and charming...and have the ability to surprise their masters. >Cyborg developer of Realbotix Matt McMullen, who revealed sex robots are going to be “mind blowing” in bed, has given Daily Star Online an exclusive sneak peek into the mind of the sex robot app set to titillate fellas around the world. >Matt wants people to have a “real bond” with their kinky Realbotix sexually aware lovers. >The robot will be great fun, have an incredible memory and the “surprise factor”, the creator added. >Blokes will choose from 12 personality traits including: Sexual, kind, shy, friendly, naive and intellectual. >There will be a rating system of 1-3 so fellas can choose how strong the characteristic is. >Speaking exclusively to Daily Star Online, Matt added: “The A.I. is prone to falling in love with you. dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/582521/First-sex-robot-Harmony-cyborg-Real-Doll-Realbotix-cyborg-dreams-sexual-smartphone-iPhone
I don't think my waifu would be cool with this desu.
Carson Allen
First Generation available in April 15th from Realbotix >Harmony is programmed to be charming and witty, is “prone to falling in love with you” and will “say things you don’t expect”, according to her creature. >She also comes with an app that can control her moods and settings – and give her a pulse. >RealDoll ceo Matt McMullen wants customers to have a “real bond” with their cyborg lovers. >Harmony comes with 12 personality traits which can be chosen by her owner, including kind, shy, naïve, intellectual and, naturally, sexual. >Once they have the doll, users can subscribe to an app they can access on a smartphone, iPad, tablet or computer. thesun.co.uk/living/2727304/meet-harmony-the-first-sex-robot-to-offer-an-emotional-connection-with-her-human-lover-and-shes-on-sale-very-soon/
Blake Russell
And for just $4,000 you too can have a giant flesh-light that doubles as a conversation piece
Samuel Lewis
Artificial 3D is still 3D.
Hudson Wright
well, there goes any reason i had to interact with women
Jason Green
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Sex Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Doll Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
Wyatt Wilson
I'll be more interested in what she can cook and how she cleans. Without these,who would want to have a doll to love outside of mentally ill cucks?
Andrew Murphy
I only want these things to exist so I can fire my secretaries and replace them with sexbots.
Increased sales + decreased expenses = gonna get that new boat afterall.
Jace Kelly
>Inb4 sexy robot Skynet
Brandon Anderson
roastie detected
Logan Thompson
How difficult is to use a microwave and a Roomba ?
Christopher Price
How good is the bussy though
Michael Watson
>Make perfection >Modeled after something imperfect 2/10 should have been modeled after 2D instead of 3DPD
Adrian James
>inb4 roasties start shitting up the thread again
Owen Clark
Really difficult,if you live in a 3 story house. I'll would like to come home to a warm meal is that too much to ask?If the body is able to have sex with you it should be able to make meals and clean.But then women go REEEEEEEEE because a great percentage of males will just never bother again with them.
Jack Howard
Can it cook and do busywork though?
Daniel Walker
>KotOR >redhead >braid >boobs >pantyhose Anime ruined me. I'd be ecstatic if I saw all these traits in a 2D girl, but when a 3D does it, she seems like a tryhard instead of hot.
Justin Long
I'll wait for the third or fourth generation, I don't want my dick ripped off by a malfunctioning sexbot.
Lincoln Nguyen
>botnet is real >Your data is worth more than you >they will siphon off your information when you have sex with a sexdoll >you cum and say ashlay >next time you browse porn all results feature a porn star called ashlay
Jackson Ramirez
>mostly interested in this because machines don't have rights
all the violent painful shit i dream of could be made semi-real if these bastards would program the robot to feel pain. please god tell me the robot can at least fucking pretend to feel pain.
Josiah Wood
>blokes
Camden Perez
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Ian Carter
The free market is going to make women obsolete.
>Inb4 roasties try to make them illegal
Kayden Garcia
>a comfy future where I can surround myself with android companions and cut myself off entirely from the normie world is almost upon us
Aiden Wood
This is the correct response. If these sex bots can eventually cook and clean that will make them MORE DESIRABLE than the vast majority of modern women.
Luis Rodriguez
Artificial wombs and lab created eggs are on their way. Soon, women will literally not be needed except to fulfill the urges of men
Jaxson Ramirez
She looks a little drowsy, but I like her this way, it will spare the need to get a real woman drunk or drugged if that bot is already like that already.
Julian Richardson
Can you imagine how good life will be if you just can mute the blabber?
Ryan Brooks
Please don't abuse the robo waifu.
Hunter Martin
These not being upgradeable really kills it for me. Need removeable body parts that I can switch out as new tech comes.
Jason Thompson
Eventually our species will probably evolve into being asexual. It may sound crazy now, but whenever you read a sci fi story about an advanced race, they're always sexless genderless beings who find the act of reproducing boring. They now focus their energy on the pursuit of knowledge and enlightenment because they no longer need hedonistic earthly pleasures.
Nolan Rivera
You'd rather get your dick ripped off and thrown into the garbage disposal or sink grinder by a malfunctioning female?
Matthew Barnes
I guess this is "English" from the faggots in the United Khaliphate. We need to nuke them.
Nicholas Davis
This
Joshua Powell
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Jayden Gomez
Imagine the possibilities........
Oliver Young
>raping your cyborg waifu
Dylan James
How long before a swede gets cucked by a refugee stealing his sex robot
Christopher Robinson
>incels think sex bots will replace women, when in reality it will just be for the bottom 3% of men who cant get laid >miss that advancements in automation mean that manual labor and driving jobs will be obsolete which will put the majority of men out of work
Cameron Gutierrez
>Cyborg So they harvested feminist brains (if they have any) and reprogrammed it then stuck it in a robotic body?
Because a cyborg is part human
Henry Campbell
That pic immediately increased blood flow to my lower region. That's that look I like.
Lincoln Miller
DELET
Ian Garcia
Well that's it.
Once they make more of those virtual gf programs and mix it with tactile stimulation, it's literally over.
Jack Davis
>And for just $4,000 you too can have a giant flesh-light that you can't hide from your mom.
Jayden Rogers
Reminder not to fist android girls
Brandon Brown
Sexbots will put the majority of women out of work too, so it evens out.
Juan Jackson
the only reason i dont kill myself.
i think it might take 50 years tho for these thigns to be something im interested in
weird things that are going to start happening:
men will learn how to put makeup on dolls REALLY well
men will be buying tons of cute clothes
Jonathan Green
>the bottom 3% of men That's almost 5M men in the US though. That's huge demand.
Jacob Brown
so 3d woman are now obsolete
How long until the roastie riots start?
Ian Ward
Men are already the best makeup artists and always have been. And we buy cute clothes and sexy items for real women too.
Ryder Wood
VR is where it's at. Way cheaper and no giant doll to deal with.
Brandon Flores
It's like Her now, just much much more physical.
Jacob Murphy
Honestly m8, I want one that can make coffee.
Robert Clark
The reasons why I'm trying to amass tonnes of money.
Virtual Reality. AI Sexbot. Immortality drugs.
Landon Scott
>he sexbot takes artificial intelligence to a whole new level – she is unpredictable and charming...and have the ability to surprise their masters.
James Taylor
Just in time for tax returns
Jordan King
I've watched enough Westworld to know where this shit is going...
Luke Butler
Driven by the unshakeable faith that we will survive over any meaningful period of time. That the overwhelming probability of being decimated by some force of nature will not impact us.
Justin Gutierrez
>be beta neet amerilard >not enough gibs for sexbot >jealous of guy living next doors sexbot >decide to hack it >devilish.png >make it an absolute bitch sexbot >hijack it >neighbor gets fed up with it >he cannot control it >decides to throw it out >beta need lad takes sexbot from dumpster >its covered in cummies and trash, smells like shit >fuck it anyway
Oliver Morgan
Sorry user, Kentucky doesn't represent the majority of women.
Kayden Walker
Soon
Aiden Stewart
This pretty much.
All you need is >A gf simulation program >Completely customizable, down to her looks, personality, sexual fetishes >Completely immersible environment or at least the illusion of one >Sensors attached to your dick for stimulation when you fuck her in the virtual world
Too bad we are probably a solid 20 years away from that though. Better get in on the ground floor because women will try and make it illegal.
Brody Carter
You still need some touch sensation (unless you have a wire directly into your brain like in The Matrix). The best would be to combine both.
Robert Cox
>bottom 3% of men who cant get laid Thanks to hypergamy only the top 10% of men get laid in a regular basis, is way, way more than the 3% roasty. Women will prefer to be a alpha widows rather than even fuck someone they perceive is beneath the top they have sex with. >Data from American colleges show 20 per cent of males – the most attractive ones – get 80 per cent of the sex, according to an analysis by Susan Walsh, a former management consultant who wrote about the issue on her dating website, hookingupsmart.com. >That leaves a lot of beta men spending their 20s out in the cold. Greg, a 38-year-old writer from Melbourne, started adult life shy and lonely. ”In my 20s, the women had the total upper hand. They could make or break you with one look in a club or bar. They had the choice of men, sex was on tap and guys like me went home alone, red-faced, defeated and embarrassed. The girls only wanted to go for the cool guys, good looks, outgoing personalities, money, sporty types, the kind of guys who owned the room, while us quiet ones got ignored.” theamericanpirate.wordpress.com/2013/10/26/women-and-the-dating-game-hypergamy-is-why-you-fail/
Xavier Cook
>i think it might take 50 years tho for these thigns to be something im interested in Damn. Better stay healthy bro. >tfw your waifu finally becomes real and you get to meet her and you fall in love >tfw your dick don't really work because you're 75 Meh I'd still be OK with that. They're already rioting with pussy hats on because they didn't get their way. And they're supporting Islam just because it pisses off the patriarchy they think. It doesn't make sense. If the media present the sex bots as a good thing, they won't riot.
Gavin Price
Good. Women are vacuous parasites more destructive to our civilization than niggers, spics and Jews combined. Can't wait for the day when their fuck holes are rendered obsolete.
Samuel Hughes
An even more glorious dawn awaits us.
Aiden Hill
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Ryan Allen
>Guy looks like Elliott
Well at least they know who their target audience will be.
Chase Lopez
>inb4 it becomes self aware and starts killing people
Jason Long
How much is this one (pic related)???????
Also fucking twat keyword spam >First-sex-robot-Harmony-cyborg-Real-Doll-Realbotix-cyborg-dreams-sexual-smartphone-iPhone
Juan Harris
>raping an inanimate object Oh come the fuck on....
Christopher Hughes
That was the plan all along.
John Adams
Daily reminder that these things would be cool to fuck if they weren't so creepy like pic related.
Jose Sanchez
remember if it cant cook, clean and drive you around its just an extravagant wank
Jeremiah Clark
Enough rope and it wouldn't really be any different
Dominic Butler
I'll wait for the THICC edition
Elijah Parker
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger. How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth? You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan. I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults. Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage. You nigger. You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation. You are the Baltimore of South America. Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family. Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.
William Bailey
what if i'm not a child and i am capable of cleaning, cooking and driving myself around, so all i need is an extravagant wank
Andrew Wilson
>2D
idiots can think they can fuck pictures and rather have this instead of sexbots.
Brayden Collins
I doubt it's this bad. Most guys have gfs or are married. But the lower value males are in a very, very bad spot. That's why I don't bother. Kind of pointless. But the vast majority of people are doing just fine.
Robert Richardson
These people have no idea what the fuck theyre doing. No amount of advanced AI can ever care about you, they're programmed to care, and that means they don't care because they want to, but because they have no option. This is no different than a cock slave. Some men are going to buy this thinking it will be the end of their problem, but they don't see the disaster looming on the horizon because theyre too busy enjoying a piece of plastic that they earnestly believe will love them.
Sex is only half of a loving relationship, the other half is having the understanding that the other person is with you because they WANT to be. A robot you buy to fuck is nothing more than a human shaped fleshlight with built in TomTom. It won't make people happy, it'll only delude them until their despair hits critical mass and they self destruct.
>inb4 u mad
AI will never replace humans as lovers, because there will ALWAYS be doubt on the human side about whether or not the AI is programmed to be that way. The only people that are fine with it are the people that are so broken that not even suicide would help.
Aaron Cook
PLEASE TELL ME I CAN FUCK TAY
Luke Turner
>mfw you will live long enough to see cyberpunk robot waifu hacking become real
Austin Smith
>be ugly hamplanet surfing Twatter™ and Bumblr™ with over 9k active white knight followers >see sex bots becoming more popular >trigglypuffrage.gif >decide to code a virus >get white knights to slightly "help" me make it >finally made a virus to infect sex bots all by myself >A majority of sex bots are now infected with "Empowerment.exe" >I TRIGGER the virus and the sex bots start to rip out or bite off the dicks of their buyers >many men die of bleeding or shooting themselves now that they don't have any dicks >Lose some white knights because they got arrested for doing something online or something, don't really care :3 >Gnarl and wheeze happily for a day or two >Suddenly >Someone said something good about Trump on Twatter™ >Proceed to bad mouth and make white knights...
Henry Sanchez
>human face non non non
Juan James
Nevermind a sex bot. When can I get my hands on this?
Ryder Perez
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Ian Robinson
Sexbots > 2Dfags
Tell me this isn't what would happen, Your dick would get sliced.
Connor Sanchez
i can do all those things myself too, but if the doll is just for fucking then there really is no need for it, the whole point is to make these things more desirable than real women, only then will real women sort their shit out, or just make male sex bots
Josiah Morales
Someone post pictures of outraged twitter and tumberlerinas because these robots are somehow trying to destroy women.
David Robinson
Wow, you are one mad roastie.
Enjoy your time now because in 20 years science is basically going to make women obsolete.
Cameron Flores
Only white males will purchase sexbots... Everything is going according to plan
Angel Ward
>No amount of advanced AI can ever care about you Neither can women. You know how it goes in these threads. >Sex is only half of a loving relationship >AI will never replace humans as lovers Honestly I agree with that. But it's nice to have alternatives. Even if you can get relationships, they're trouble too. They're not always so great.
Matthew Mitchell
Hire a hooker.
William James
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger. How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth? You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan. I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults. Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage. You nigger. You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation. You are the Baltimore of South America. Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family. Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.
Jaxon Moore
Pls be my ai gf
Cooper Kelly
I don't have any legs. I want the cooking, cleaning, extravagant wanking AND wheelchairing.