/AfD/ GERMAN ELECTIONS GENERAL - <Weekend> edition

SCHEDULE
26.03.2017 regional election Saarland
07.05.2017 regional election Schleswig-Holstein
14.05.2017 regional election Nordrhein-Westfalen
24.09.2017 GENERAL ELECTIONS

BASICS
>Who are the AfD?
youtu.be/xLQ24_RypyY
>Donations
alternativefuer.de/spenden/

CURRENT SITUATION
>current state of germany
youtu.be/vaoen8opHNo
>ministry of truth
gatestoneinstitute.org/9822/germany-ministry-of-truth

AfD VIDEOS
>60 Genders - AfD adresses Greens proposal
youtu.be/SAHvLAJ-5aQ
>Frauke Petrys New year speech
youtube.com/watch?v=vJzerMo5Fuc
>based Björn Höcke speech
youtube.com/watch?v=sti51c8abaw&feature=youtu.be&t=3417
>Frauke Petry in hart aber fair
youtu.be/hF9gAw2nbn0
>Petry's Interview on NATO, Refugees, Sharia, Turkey and Borders
youtu.be/8eLugvZJ0nE
>AfD MEP on Trump's victory
youtu.be/nxrDxAKaJKQ

OTHER STUFF
>Meme Collections
postimg org/gallery/13dw1v50q
postimg org/gallery/1mmbkgqo0
>Einzelfall Map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1_rNT3k2ZXB-f9z-2nSFMIBQKXCs&hl=en_US
>(((polls)))
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/index.htm

TASKS
>discredit "russian hackers" bullshit in advance
>find or create a friendly guide for voting
>create usable memes (no freedom of speech in Germany)
>spell-check/translate memes
>spread memes
>ignore the shills

GERMAN STUFF
>Programm
alternativefuer.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/07/2016-06-20_afd-kurzfassung_grundsatzprogramm_webversion.pdf
alternativefuer.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/05/2016-06-27_afd-grundsatzprogramm_web-version.pdf
>kikebook /alternativefuerde
>twitter /afd_bund
>youtube
youtube.com/channel/UCdroYqaHMrTY1feMaPP_u0g/videos
youtube.com/channel/UCAeThck8foEfNQKSW23FvPg/videos
youtube.com/channel/UCh9iesiY7UG_22_ONWCgUHA/videos
youtube.com/channel/UCY2_-tzLbLj81LPWE3hniNA/videos
youtube.com/user/iprotestblog

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wahlrecht.de/umfragen/
twitter.com/netanyahu/status/825371795972825089
focus.de/politik/deutschland/focus-online-umfrage-wenn-am-sonntag-bundestagswahl-waere-wen-wuerden-sie-waehlen_id_6467621.html
reddit.com/r/the_frauke/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>AfD

Do you have any other choice mate?

>expecting common sense from a shitposting libfag autist

Asylbehörde versucht Betrug zu vertuschen:

focus.de/panorama/videos/in-niedersachsen-mitarbeiterin-belastet-chefs-behoerden-vertuschten-sozialbetrug-durch-asylbewerber_id_6544969.html

oh hi there.
are you Antifa or just a cuck?
tell us osmething about you.

vote SPD and leave the country.

>everyone who dislikes my assembly of fetal alcohol syndrome mongoloids is a libfag waa waa waa

>and leave the country
Oh sure, if you're a defeatist fucking faggot.

why are germans always against their best interest?

vote SPD
literally a globalist jew.
The media is literally promoting this guy.

there's absolutely nothing worth saving. The point of no return was ~10 years ago.
I'm also the only native German ITT. Like always.

please dont forget that Petry spoke out against Höcke, witch is the most based member of the AfD.
I still suport her but dont forget to be suspicious.

>vote SPD and leave the country

fucking traitor

>I deleted my post because it was too edgy

keep projecting my man.

It's ok, it may well even just have been to create attention.
We need Frauke Petry as the moderate side of the party now. 2021 Höcke will be voted chancellor

I deleted it because I mistyped heavily, doesn't make you less of a traitor. scum

>nazi weebs

What's frightening is that he doesn't even have to hide it. The leftists like him for what he is.

is this legit? it looks pretty good

so predictable
can't you find somewhere lese to shitpost?

This is a Anime imageboard you autist.
Also Japan was always our ally.

yes is legit

you made a typo, delete that post now.

>delete this
sure mate
>calls me a weeb
>uses anime in his very next post
kek

wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

CDU almost at 40% again.
Not going to happen

>his party doesnt have a badly scripted chatbot
lol out loud @ ur lyfe.

the polls are adjusted
some raw data poll had AfD at 32%

>2017
>voting for the NSDAP

source for that?

>AfD at 32%

dude we don't have an NSDAP in 2017

it was a spiegel poll I believe, I will try to find it

okay mr. weeb nazi

>2017
>online polls
>Spiegel

:^)

Is Bibi /our guy/???

twitter.com/netanyahu/status/825371795972825089

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>when you are the only larping libcuck on Sup Forums reposting the same retarded phrases and forced redditor meme replies like an autist and your opinion is automatically discarded

>when you're so buttblasted that you simply have to reply

focus.de/politik/deutschland/focus-online-umfrage-wenn-am-sonntag-bundestagswahl-waere-wen-wuerden-sie-waehlen_id_6467621.html
I have no idea why CDU has 92% now.

After 1 day they had 69% AfD
after 2 days they had about 32% and it remained like that for a while

Well ye it obviously could have been the work of Bots.

>69% AfD totally not botted
>92% CDU botted, fucking Lügenpresse

just leave no retard, this is not what I have said.
I should have applied for janitor...

>people keep voting CDU thinking the outcome will be different

No Austria

No Switzerland

After the AfD was in significant lead with natural votes at some tenthousands (selfselection be ignored), twitter libcucks took notice spamming the cuck party votes to hundredthousands but then they probably just gave up because AfD was still just as popular as the others and bots spamed 3 million votes in favor of the CDU/CSU just to make the survey invalid and hide the popularity of the AfD.

>I should have applied for janitor
wew, nazi weeb wants to be a internet moderator.
Just how much do you have to compensate?

Also:
>Sup Forums
>jannies

I am pretty sure that there was AfD spam too, I also would have done that.
You cannot win without sculpting the public opinion if you cant stop your enemy from doing so...

no dude. 88% AfD I swear, Volkszorn now!

I am a bluepilled centrist. Why should I vote the AfD over the other shitters?

>Merkel, more refugees and nazi-guilting
>Schulz, more refugees and nazi guilting, plus jew bowing

Vote Afd kraut, as a final act of decency before you're replaced by Ahmed's. And hey, you never know if there's a civil war and Afd takes control..

go be irrelevant somewhere else.

>I am pretty sure that there was AfD spam too
The first tenthousand seemed natural for an online poll. Like in one in five being "fradulent" or invalid because the fucking graph requires you to vote again to see the results. The libcuck spam later I meant of libcucks starting to share the links and raly for votes just like we shared it, to get the cuck parties up.

There is nothing abnormal with a highly internet accustomed voterbase like the AfD leading this polls at early stage with numbers representing only about 1 in 1000 likely voter. But then again for the same reason the early results are hardly representative.

nazis are lefties too

yeah, on your 100 year old scale from left to right that was used to describe where people sat in the parliarment.

CDU/CSU: Everthing get worse at the usual pace
SPD: Everything gets at even faster pace
Greens: Allahu Akbar
FDP: Diceroll CDU and SPD
AfD: chance to fix Germany

Realy makes you think

They are the only party who will stop leftist indoctrination and secure the borders.
They want to revive family values.
They want to encourage germans to breed.

>AfD: chance to fix Germany

>with neoliberalism thinly veiled as conservatism so lure protest voters
>with complete unlikeable retards in almost every position of power.

Some kraut tell me what the likelihood of Merkel being unseated actually is

Ahmed please. I'm not arrested for hate speech and our woman aren't raped every day by invaders.
Also, you fell for the "gypsy meme", if anything we're sending them to you. Your Aryan genes died when ruskies banged your women.
We're whiter than you and we aren't a minority in our own country.

Thats white supremacy!

>voting for a forced meme

Träumt weiter ihr AfD-Cucks lmao

CDU/CSU: what gets worse and why?

AfD: what needs fixing and how?

>taking a look at short manifesto
>correct financial "disadvantages" of parents against singles
>pension will increse with every kid you gave birth to
>parents receive free of interest loans for buying property
>with each kid you even have to pay back less
>parents go into retirement earlier
>students who get pregnant don't have to pay back gibs they received for studying

Basically they are enabling Ahmed get even more children >_<
The whole fucking program appears to be written by a bunch of clowns...

>implying thats bad

wew senpai, you seem pretty upset

>written by a bunch of clowns...

you got that right

Linke: AntiFa Dictatorship

>bully Lucke out
>all goes to shit

who would have thought?

>AfD are clowns
>Voting for capo Schulz
Wtf is wrong with my people?

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> why is your dog happy
Because he is polish?

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1. whites are still a majority
2. ahmeds fuck like rabits anyway
3. I can imagine Höcke seperating shitskins from whites later.

>AfD
>not clowns

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he is shilling

> fix the communist shithole that is Germany
AFD solution
>with neoliberalism thinly veiled as conservatism
Average Ge*man solution
> moar state intervention and refugees
Why my northern neighbour is a miserable shithole, the post.

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>Ahmed
>studying
seems you are running out of arguments here

Anything important happening this weekend?

also this

>Krautchan memes

xD^^

Fuck that guy. He comes here every single AfD thread. So I will now spam him with maymays.

reddit.com/r/the_frauke/ your digits

That is still my favourite one. Do you have the finnish pedo bear with the newspaper "Mergel ghänggt" and "Broisn wieder hersdellen"?

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what are AfD positions on the general topics? give me a quick summary with key points

>being this paranoid
>hiding your insecurities behind bad maimais

I have the same feeling about mine. But where go? Everything is the same social democrat shithole.

I'm not insecure, but you sure show up here a lot. Here's something for you - no one cares about your fucking Schutz jew here: We are all still voting AfD in this thread. But I'll still trade pics with people because I like spreading them all over Fuckbook.

wait for the Gottkanzler to found the Mediterranean Union my Moorish friend.
Free helicopter rides for AfD-cucks included.

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>Implying we will let you cucks take Polish clay

>They want to encourage germans to breed.
Wanna know how you do so? Stop fucking gibs for parents. Then only successful people can afford children. Problem solved...

Can somebody give me a quick run down on these Schulz memes? I don't get them

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lmao, this is the first time since the Trump press conference that I came on Sup Forums

Schulz is a movement, and he is making social democracy viable again for Germany. The alt-rights are already shitting their pants

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No idea. As if people are going to actually vote for the SPD.

Some desperate redditors copied r/the_donald memes with Schulz.
Quite the saltmine, Germans WILL respond to any post made with one of these.

Sure they are. The German press is totally accurate.

I think this sums it up.