Brit/pol/ - LIGHT A FLAME Edition

>Sharia May strikes again - We're helping Turkey build fighter jets in return for a possible Free Trade™ deal for Global© Modern Britain™
independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/theresa-may-agrees-100m-fighter-jet-deal-with-turkeys-erdogan-despite-human-rights-concerns-a7551006.html

>"Labour could vote against it if their amendments are not accepted" claims Abbott, as backbenchers put forward a motion to throw out A50
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-oppose-brexit-bill-article-50-legislation-amendments-thrown-out-diane-abbot-shadow-home-a7548731.html
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jan/28/labour-mps-commons-motion-article-50-bill-heidi-alexander

>Nuttall becomes odds-on favourite to win in Stoke
express.co.uk/news/politics/759689/paul-nuttall-stoke-by-election-ukip-labour-gains-momentum-donation-hotels

>Lib Dems flop with crap Groundhog Day-inspired advert
express.co.uk/news/politics/759044/Lib-Dems-political-broadcast-Groundhog-Day-social-media

>From pig to man and man to pig - Ex-Copeland MP turned down offer from the Tories to defect to them
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jan/26/jamie-reed-ex-labour-mp-turned-down-offer-defect-tories-conservative-party

>Former Governor of Hong Kong Chris Patten: May's Global© Modern Britain™ risks 'selling its honour' for trade deals with China
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38745204

>When Theresa May the PM met Teresa May the softcore pornstar
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/28/might-have-distinguishing-characteristics-happened-theresa/

>"Replacing the EU at any cost" - Reflections on May's visit to Turkey
independent.co.uk/voices/theresa-may-erdogan-turkey-trade-deal-brexit-human-rights-a7549636.html

>"You can come back!" - Britain would be given a speedy return to the EU if it chose to rejoin, says Guy Verhofstadt
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/27/britain-could-have-fastrack-back-eu-brexit-says-european-parliament/

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Labour's old logo was really great, they should go back to it.

List of the MPs known to be voting against Article 50.

Labour has a three-line whip and so we should expect to see all of the Labour MPs in this list to be deselected (but they won't be because they're a fucking joke of a party).

Become a girl

The absolute state of Welsh Labour

It's far too intimidating and triggering for our modern global Britain you bigot

I don't have that particular mental illness, so no thanks.

*walks towards you*

>All that Yellow SNP scum

I hate this party so much, why can't the leave Scotland alone

Aren't they due some kind of deflation in the next election?

Only a repressing transgirl would be triggered enough to reply

Being Devon is suffering

>Working-class coat, UKIP rosette and cap on the outside
>Suit and blue tie on the inside

What did he mean by this?

Just so y'all know

That Rand lover has been posting & shilling stuff on leftypol as well as here

/leftypol/res/1287399.html

I'm going to go to a party tonight
But I'm already a little drunk

Won't be hanging out with people until 10 so unsure what to do

What's Claire like?

...

thats not even close to being the same person
doesnt even have the same eye colour

>option a: speaking and hormone therapy to correct the feeling that the patient belongs in another body
>option b: speaking and hormone therapy and massively invasive irreversible surgery that involves cutting off and mutilating the genitals so that the patient can pretend they are the opposite sex
>public opinion right now: OPTION B!

all the parties have shit logos now
>an abstract rose
>an abstract tree
>an abstract bird
>a pound sign

If we look at Council election results then hopefully yes in GE terms, not a huge hit but it still shows they're losing support quite a bit

A shame the lost support seems to be going to Tories, but that's because they're labelling themselves the Big Pro-Union party up here

Inspirational words from the Scottish National Party Member of Parliament here

>Mhairi
I hate how they parade her around just because she's the youngest MP, she's absolutely terrible

Did anyone actually ask the public.

What's his problem mates? I think Limmy is funny but he tweets some utter shite sometimes.

>a fucking BNP tree

UKIP has the best logo IMO

Tfw when Englishman living in Swansea West.

Just waiting for the day this guy sends out the genocide squadrons.

(((public opinion)))

>Scottish meme comedian is left-wing
Woah... Huh...

How do I stop smoking weed

...

He's moaning about English and American nationalism while being a Scottish nationalist. Probably because Scottish nationalism has this false image of being twee with bagpipes and shite like that.

I don't really know, I'm surprised that Independent got that many votes. She goes on a lot about the NHS being in crisis and "listening to the people"

In a way they don't deserve their traditional logos. Conservatives do not deserve the torch of liberty, because they are against liberty. And they do not deserve the Tory Oak, as they have abandoned the principles of Toryism. Same applies with Labour and the Liberals with their old logos.

le shocking offensive yet progressive man

Hey bongs,
Redpill me on Norwich.

I have a girlfriend from there and because long distance relationships do not work, it would be great to know if Norwich is a good place to live or some shithole like London.

sound advice

I hear it's full of Poles

Oh no, America is fucked because Limmy (literally fuckign who) is upset with us.

Norwich is a shit hole but not for he same reasons as london

He's right you know Brexitards......

Grass your dealer up.

Fuck Limmy and Fuck Frankie

It's not as if the police care

It's not that bad

students are fucking cunts though, don't even bother with nightlife of any sort.

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The same few words have been stuck in my head for months. How do I stop this lads

I dunno lads, I think this could work.

what words lad?

Why do they always show the same episodes of Only Fools and Horses?

Tell them he's a racist and only sells to whites.

I can't even bare to type them. It's so bad. Sorry

can't be that bad mate

Because some are so cut due to being politically incorrect that they aren't long enough to show

The one where they visit the tranny bar is barebones

Probably cause they're the most popular ones or something

>Give Corbyn to the Argentinians
kek

If I was to enter politics I'd run for labour as a national socialist, because that way you get the racist vote from UKIP and Cons but you also get all the brain dead pakis from Labour.

>The one where they visit the tranny bar is barebones
What? Literally never seen it.

No, I can never tell anyone. It is not important. I need to know how to stop it

And how exactly would you be selected to stand


Well there you are then

Owen Smith, Geraint Davies and Tom Brake are a fucking disgrace.

>I need to know how to stop it
Get a job desu

THHHHINGGGSS

You a schizo?

It started when I had a job. Now NEET. It remains

what is wrong with you just tell us

Kek I wish

Not sure I know what that really is

123movies.is/film/only-fools-and-horses-season-1-8158/watching.html

"Go West Young Man", 15 minutes in

I said. The same phrase is repeating in my mind over and over. I can't stop it

Have you always suffered with it? Or did it start for the first time a few months back?

They have a very "pure" gene pool

Or maybe that's Norfolk

Get other words stuck in your head,Listen to music,Have a conversation, Go to a psychiatrist,Go to a therapist, Take some Clozapine,Take a gun to your head.

You sound like you have ocd dude, i used to get things like that all the time, you become fixated on it. Go to your GP.

>Give Corbyn to the Argentinians

Jesus christ, that would be downright evil. Kek.

Sort of happened in the past but not as bad.

Global Britain is fine as long as we make lots of money and don't open the borders to everybody desu.

Media keeps saying FREE trade. It was never FREE trade, it's a possible TRADE DEAL.

Big fucking difference

Yeah I have weird rituals and shit, probably do have OCD. Fuck GPs they can't help

But we are

That's exactly what these other countries are demanding in return though, like India, and Turkey.

pls no. I want this country to become a poor jobless shithole

then at least the immigrants will start leaving, the gibs and good society is all they're really here for, they have no love for britain

Holy shit, I remember watching that but it never said they were trannies. It was just them chatting them up and then leaving.

>"So will Britain be at the front of the queue for a free trade deal, Mr. Trump?"


>"...........Britain's doing great"


The media is pushing the free trade deal meme to make our Prime Minister look good, come back to laugh at them when it gets all fucked up

I suffered with mental health issues before in the past, go to your GP and get some help. Mind you the NHS is tosh and it took ages for me to get anywhere, even so it's better than nothing at all.
You just have to be pro-active and take steps on bettering yourself. Exercise, get a new hobby. Do anything to take your mind away from it.
I hope you'll be feeling better soon lad.

>noble sport

Everyday I wake up and thank god im not an disgusting inbred Englishman.

We probably won't reduce immigration by much, until there is a significant shift in leadership in the Conservative party.

Cut, cut, cut

I'd never heard the "backs to the wall" bit either until I watched it online

YKTD

in your opinion are there any honorable tories or labourites ?

Your flag looks like it should be some kind of railway warning signal.

enjoy your turkish immigrants brits.
we also got a few for sale if you really crave them this much.

They can, because I had it and it didn't stop till i got professional help. I'm not saying its impossible to fix on your own but a helping hand is a good thing.

>BEING KIND TO ANIMALS IS A BRI'ISH TRADITION INNIT
>NO MORE ALAL KILLINS
>Meanwhile all-white council estates are putting hamsters in blenders and fucking their dogs

>Everyday I wake up and thank god im not an disgusting inbred Englishman.

Is it bye bye man

But if those cases do happen and come to light they are usually condemned in the press.

I did see a GP once, against my will, and I couldn't speak. He got nothing out of me and gave me a number for some therapy thing. Didn't go.

Are you 'cured' now?

more and more i wish everyone who disagreed with me would just die.
it's too much effort convincing them rationally. so much easier to just concentration-camp 'em, hitler was right.

such a shame that most of the people i'd put in camps would probably agree on that one point.

What?

Of course but that depends on how honourable honourable is, the likes of Frank Field, Jacob Rees-Mogg, Peter Bone etc would help further their principles and values far more if they formed their own party (or joined UKIP, but there are differences there) instead of sniping from the backbenches and in the Tories' case being wheeled out before General Elections to convince stupid memelords that the party is secretly based. Often they enjoy their status as comfortable do-nothing controversial backbenchers which makes one question just how serious they are

The SNP logo is clever.

>Thistle
>Saltire
>Traditional Scottish Pudding
>Could be drawn accurately by a child.

The party may be useless, but that's a design masterpiece.