Most efficient president in the history of mankind

>Most efficient president in the history of mankind

FUCK I HAVE A BONER. Trump is the best.

But how will Syria react tho?

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About fucking time.

So USA is going to nuke France, Germany, Sweden and Denmark?

Hell, it's about time.

Also serious question.

How do I get involved in the Republican Party? I filled out an online form, but I haven't gotten a response in like 3 months, and I hate filling out online forms.

Should I call them and ask them if I can do something or what?

I though he had a super secret plan to defeat isis?

w-what

why me

Did you read that in the (((news)))?

It's literally what he said though, lmao

I think he meant the other red Finland, Norway

guilty by association, low-yield tactical nooks for u

>FUCK I HAVE A BONER
kek. he's 70

>Should I call them and ask them if I can do something or what?
Isn't there a local office somewhere around? Or some sort of meeting place where they gather every once in a while? Go there, introduce yourself.

On Sup Forums like 90% of american news

Just for being antisemitic.

Just show up? That sounds pretty fucking awkward. I also may or may not have anxiety, so that sounds terrifying.

I think you have us confused with someone else

They are saying that none of the top military brass wants to partner with Russia and Assad though. That worries me because I feel like a temporary alliance like this would be the perfect use of our military, we could send in our boys, wipe our ISIS and just leave without having the responsibility of rebuilding Syria, unlike literally every other war.

>welcome to the Fucking corporate presidency.
>expect your monthly performance review
>Washington no longer just an inefficient ineffective mess of sleepy bureaucrats squeaking their fucking office chairs for a living.

I did so on a couple political gathering. I sat in the back, kept my mouth shut and listened to how the people talked and what they talked about. When someone called me out, I said that I was interested in their doings and that was about it.

Kek. I got my RNC membership in the mail like two weeks after the election. All I did was buy some Trump hats and donate $35 to get my Trump black card.

Black card? What?

>>What I did
>>Go to Trump rally, fill out some paperwork to join a mailing list
>>Get invites to Republican events/fundraisers etc
>>Attend and meet people

There ya go. I used to be involved with the Democratic party when I was in college and being indoctrinated. Even used to be a part of the state platform committee, until 2 years ago, when I said fuck all this SJW BS. Even though my local group wasn't like the national level, it was like a raft with a hole in it, slowly filling with SJW nonsense.

Trumpocrats all the way from now on.

For letting Bernie Sanders use you as an example instead of calling him out on his socialist bullshit

>chem toilets
Drumpf banned shart

no i saw him doing it
he was doing antisemetic in the back of the school by the dumpsters
he was smoking like a chimney

Not at nice as a gold card but it'll do.

Just take some time and see where it goes. Trump may not become the best president, but he is the one that the United States need right now.

But he didn't say anything wrong. We are a socialist country.

We're loyal too. We sent our kids to die in all your wars. Please don't hurt us oni-chan.

What's the benefits?

agreed

>most efficient
>he has so far only signed executive orders
Your boner comes from your fantasy.

I came out of his fucking pie hole

Lol that's true. Do the houses still have to approve them?

Make sure to ask your liberal friends: Even if you don't like Trump, why can he get more done in a week than what Obama ever did, and what does that say about how the Democrats do things for their supporters? You can't even make the argument that congress was stacked against Obama since Trump has done everything through executive orders.

top kek

inches of dick

>Syria
Who?

Simple.
Step 1. Be a handsome airhead. At lower levels, handsome is not important. But being an airhead is always necessary.
Step 2. Adopt hypocritical and dogmatic views. Dogmatism is necessary in any political party, especially if it doesn't seek to accomplish anything.
Step 3. Get money. A lot of money. But under no circumstances do you actually earn it.
Step 4. Court bureaucrats, both in the government and in corporations. They are the people who actually matter, so ask them what laws you need to make. Under no circumstances do you oppose these people. Go to the lobbyists to collect your paycheck.

And remember that if you actually want to change anything, just get a couple billionaires together and run massive media campaigns against your opponents, like Trump and Rauner are doing.

I can't wait for that plan lol.
Seriously, apart from nuking the entire place which would just alienate the whole world against the US, what more can be done than the US and all coalition forces have done in the past 15 years to "defeat ISIS"?
Is he going to start another full scale invasion?

Retard

He does, but he won't tell anyone. But it will be a very very good plan, the best plan anyone has ever seen, probably the best plan in history maybe, we need to destroy ISIS!

what about us?

Anything for you, greatest ally.

Don't forget Israel!

LAND WARS IN ASIA ARE COOL AGAIN

MISS ME NOW FUCKERS

>US and all coalition forces have done in the past 15 years to "defeat ISIS"?


how about the first step of stop funding ISIS?

If they would stop selling ATGMs alone they would run out of them in a month.

"Oh, you didn't make your quota for your paperwork this month, well john, I think it's time you look at other employment."

The 6 Billion will finally be avenged!

>monthly

Best homework assignment of all time

As much as i love Trump, look
he's not going to defeat ISIS in the time you're hoping for

ISIS is a guerrilla warfare bunch of terrorists, exactly like Al Qaeda. Which are still around today.

Even if they lose all their established territory, they will hide in the hills, in the caves
they will disguise as civilians, they will live in basements
they will CONTINUE to plot and commit violence etc until the veryyyy last one is killed.

But even then you can't wipe it out because you can't kill an idea.

Exactly
To stop Islamic Terrorism, You must stop Islam itself

No more brains to carry the idea = no more idea

Good luck wiping out entire cultures and literature detailing those cultures.

We've done it before,
We've made other Cultures go extinct

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We can do it again

Looks like we failed in the past 15 years

If you mean the most efficient at alienating the US from the rest of the world and destabilizing the world in the process, then yes. You are correct.

the average person cares less about religion than you think. Why do you think throughout all of history when the ruler ordered that the official religion of the country was changing, people would just roll over and take it?
A few people would fight a bit, and some would rebel in secret but the vast majority of people would just shrug and move on with the important things in their life, like eating and heavy drinking and supporting their kids, etc.

These people are indoctrinated, and some of them are willing to die for their beliefs, but if they get scattered, who's going to tell them how and where to fight? who's going to tell them repeatedly that their name will be remembered forever in the fight for Allah. it's far far easier to be an extremist if you're in a community fighting together, and while these people are dangerous in any form,% going to get a sizable amount of people willing to go until the end, but you'll see much much more people dropping their weapons and hiding than you think.

Youre on the right track there but you forget they recruit people every day too. Thats what needs to stop and thats exactly whats going to get worse with trumps policy here

I don't see many Zorastrians, Aztecs, or Pagans these days.

>He actually meant everything he said during the election

How did this happen Sup Forums? If you told me just 4 years ago that Trump would be the most honest politician and savior of western civilization I would have laughed in your face

I would love to know what the meeting where they have to come up with the plan is like.
>"Does this guy not know that everything we tried in the past 15 years has failed?"

Trump will have won and fulfilled every single campaign promise by independence day. But what is he going to win at that point? What heights can he reach? Realize that what we will win after 8 years of this is beyond comprehension. Unfathomable winning. We'll be so tired of winning but we won't be able to stop. Like the Midas touch, winning will be our curse.

>would love to know what the meeting where they have to come up with the plan is like.
Lots of autists screeching about 'muh merrica first'

>We are a socialist country.
No we're not you utter retard.

Until you realize that past politicians had no intention of following through with what they said for the longest time. You don't think that Trump magically fixed the government to work at this speed, do you?

Glass them

>we
>see flag

Kek

They also didn't have ways to communicate instantaneously across continents. Or a way to keep records indefinitely. We're going to scrub the entire internet of islamic ideals?
I understand if you kill enough of them it can die down, but it just takes one person to create a spark.

It's harder than ever to crush an idea these days.

top fucking kek.
wew lad

1 mandate away from being so to be exact, I'm afriad.

Thank god.

WWIII? Nuke the boogaloo

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/ourguy/

>Trump promises a ton of unrealistic shit
>actually makes it happen
>In no less than 10 days
How can other presidents even compete?

Just because he signed he executive orders doesn't mean anything is happening

>efficient

Yeah, by using executive orders instead of going through proper legal channels. Member when Obama got a lot of crap for doing the same thing? I member. And it'll all be undone just as easily.

Apparently there has always been a bunch of plans on the table to defeat ISIS but Obamallama kiebashed them all, instead let them fester and become a global terror organization.

Speaking of efficiency there was a Howard (((Stern))) segment right when Trump declared his campaign and claimed he would probably be the only POTUS to ever get anything done as Stern claims the vast majority just check out and go hang around camp david the rest of their term.

Actually the coalition effort has had the main isis force cornered for over a year, slowly diminishing them through air/drone strikes and the kurd/northern Iraq militia counter force. All the ground work and planning is already in place, albeit not much thanks to Obama but Trump will get the credit.

Trump:
>I WAS NEVER FOR WAR IN IRAQ
>WE'VE LEFT VACCUUMS IN OTHER COUNTRIES THAT ALLOWED ISIS TO FORM
Also Trump:
>LET'S LAUNCH AN ALL OUT WAR ON ISIS
Is Trump absolutely retarded?

>Speaking of efficiency there was a Howard (((Stern))) segment right when Trump declared his campaign and claimed he would probably be the only POTUS to ever get anything done as Stern claims the vast majority just check out and go hang around camp david the rest of their term.

what does that mean?

But I thought Trump had a secret plan to defeat ISIS that he couldn't talk about because it was so secret and besides, he knew more than all of the generals combined? Why is he also giving ISIS a notice to prepare when he was saying that we should just attack without notice if we wanted to destroy ISIS?

It is very hard to devise a plan before taking office, the government has technology that the public does not. Can't make a plan until full access to use it is given.

Trump won the election with basically a full house. He won't have much opposition.

The mistake you make is comparing trump to all the inept presidents that came before him.

Shit is going to keep happening and cucks like you will just sit their and take it.

Obongo got flak for using executive orders that overreached his constitutional boundaries everything Trump has done so far has been within his powers as head of the executive branch. Defeating ISIS as long as it's within two months is perfectly legal so are the immigration blocks. Even if he did something outside his realm which I would hope he wouldn't do, Obongo already set the precedent.

>While you're posting, He's signing executive orders right now

Obama didn't even make it into the top ten list of presidents with most executive orders under their belt

>Shit up everything
>Efficient

user, I could be as efficient as Trump if all you want is fuck up this country.

>0.05$ have been deposited into your soros shilling account

Of course, I can always count on you my friend!

Cut the money flow, cut the recruitment, support their opposition, and bomb their strongholds. It's really that simple.

True, but you can return it back to a state of control like the Middle East was is the 70's.

The Republicans are the Majority in all of our wings of government: Executive, Judicial, and Legislative.

If the rest of the world is SJW progressive bullshit, then good, fuck all of them.

Because you Rasmuses suck black cock. And because of your socialism. Surrender heretic.

fucking danish idiot you're not fucking socialist nor is norway we're overly liberal democrats, not socialists
socialists and commies are a very bad state of being, do not let it happen to you, stop it