The entire Aztec empire was conquered by a band of 500 Europeans

>the entire Aztec empire was conquered by a band of 500 Europeans

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>dozens of Indian tribes were conquered by a boat full of colonists

thats not fucking funny people died you asshole

>The US army was BTFO'd from Vietnam by some farmers.

They were killed by the diseases they carried, not the people themselves. Europeans are like fucking rats covered in lice.

Black Death almost wiped out Europe.

And they actually survived it because white is master race.

You can't talk France

nice b8 nigger

Well to be fair, proper hygiene back then was seen as something that would make you more sick than keep you clean.

Montezuma was a royal retard tricked into thinking Cortez was a literal God, also all of the other tribes in the area banded together to support the conquistadors because the Aztecs were total dicks who conquered and enslaved everyone around them for the lulz and to keep the sun rising every morning with sacrifice. Also disease did a lot of the white man's work for him for free. Without the above, conquering Mexico would have been wayyyyyyyyyy more difficult.

It wasn't the Europeans it conquered America. It was their diseases.

Come on op, this site is for 18+

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>It wasn't the Europeans it conquered America. It was their diseases.
Jewish myth

>DEFEATED BY BLANKETS

Yeah, guns are useful, more news at 11.

>murrican education
None of the aztects believed the white outsiders were actually gods.

Yeah, no.

> that american education tho

More like the Aztec empire crumbled because the Spaniards rallied other rival tribes against the Aztecs. Most notably the Tlaxcaltecans.

prove it, everything I've read indicates Montezuma at least (if not his advisors) was allowing the possibility at least at first, and didn't fully reject this as quickly as he should have

>aztecs
>empire
Pick one

how is this not an empire in your mind

Does anyone ever dream of being a spanish conquistador in the new world attacking native peoples and fucking their wives infront of their former husbands and killing the husbands afterwards?

The Spanish flu killed 100 million whites.

It was the Europeans as well as a shit ton of other natives subjugated under the empire that hated the Aztecs.

It's an impressive feat but they didn't lone wolf the conquest.

Are you this ignorant of your own hist-

Youre tunisian arent you faggot

But the subjects of the aztec empire sided with spain and took their former oppressors down.

I do, but instead of raping I dream of seeing for the first time all those exotic animals, plants and landscapes through the eyes of some 15th century hick. Yes, I know I'm autistic.

They werent subjects, they were an autonomous region that were raided by aztecs, the little circle in your map. And after Cortez made a brilliant peace, they marched with him, perhaps up to 5000 men supported by steel wielding conquistadors.

Reminder:
Aztec war was meant to take captives, not kill, and their weapons were mostly non-lethal, their main weapon being a club with knots of obsidian that would disable. Steel swords and pikes were dominant.

They survived because all of those without sufficient antibodies died out. Egypt suffered the same fate

He is wrong as fuck, almost all current research suggests that the Aztecs did everything they could to keep the conquistadors away.

yeah but whitey also did it to the andeans and the apefricans and the chinks with just as much ease.

yeah, then i assume the tacoceltecans made their own state right

>modern Germany was destroyed by a pudgy woman with a bowl cut

Why aren't you as cool now mexicans.

Moctezuma was a cuck and the spaniards jewed around and gathered the tribes abused by the aztecs to break their hegemony. History will repeat itself but this time the empire who will collapse will be United States.

They became the state troops of New Spain.

>Due to their alliance with the Spanish Crown in the conquest of Mexico, the Tlaxcaltecs enjoyed some privileges among the indigenous peoples of Mexico, including the right to carry guns, ride horses, hold noble title, and to rule their settlements autonomously.

>The Tlaxcaltecs were also instrumental in the establishment of a number of settlements in Northern Mexico (including parts of present-day southeastern Texas), where conquest of local tribes by the Spaniards had proved unfruitful.[4] They were taken to areas inhabited by nomadic bellicose tribes (known as the Chichimeca) to serve as examples for the local indigenous groups of sedentary model subjects of the Spanish Crown and to work in mines and haciendas.

They were usually employed to crush native uprisings.

Result of an entire culture being raped.

Pic related.

along with their doggos which they allowed to fuck the 4' tall indians kek

and a crap ton of Tlaxcalan auxiliary troops. Also three fourths of the Spanish army was killed on the "noche triste". Really disease has a lot to do with how things played out. If not there probably would have been a Tlaxcalan and other Native royal family mixed with Spaniards and broadly catholic ruling a mostly native American underclass.

Build wall!

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Jewish lies

>imagine the old school bants they had

>tfw you will never feed indians to your dog bros with your best buds and share a giggle

top fucking kek

Not really. It will be the US using proxies to fight our wars for us like we've been doing since WW2.
No country other than maybe Great Britain is anywhere as near as practiced and skilled at proxy wars as the US has become.

kek

>BTFO
>death ratio at 100:1

Nah

I saw a documentary sometime ago that suggested the Aztecs suffered from an Ebola like Virus around the same time the Spanish invaded.
This supposedly had a helping hand in weakening them.

In that documentary they told about how the Aztecs practiced nursery of the ill, and how that too could have have been part to why they couldn't get rid of the Ebola-like Virus spreading.

Read 1491

Indians suffered from incredibly weird shit due to the nature of their immune systems. The wampanoag and abenaki (think maine, new hampshire, mass) probably suffered from epidemic pneumonic Hepetitis C with shitloads of extra symptoms.

200 people conquered Inca Empire. Not only that they managed to take their emperor hostage, get the largest ransom in history and still execute him, the absolute madmen.

If you're going to mention the Spanish fucking up a native empire, you should mention the Inca.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Cajamarca

>About 200 Spaniards
>Several thousand Inca
>Retarded Incan ruler discards his weapons to show how confident he was.
>Negotiations break down.
>Incas get massacred.

So you did arrive to Saigon and liberated South Vietnam?

Not to mention

>Had already been hit by plague or smallpox
>Had the day before gotten back from winning civil war
>Levies disbanded
>Pizarro copied cortez playbook word for word and launched a surprise attack with artillery on a tribal possession

Also, for people who shit on the Inca, they had beaten hunger. The spanish mourned when they couldnt figure out how to maintain their crop systems.

youtube.com/watch?v=1csr0dxalpI

And 20.000 natives who were pissed off by their treatment by the "peaceful" native aztecs and the sickness that was plaquing the aztecs.

But sure, it was 500 euros alone.

More like, "wtf are we doing here anyway, oh ya we started this war to test a bunch of new toys and gulf of Tonkin was faked,let's get the fuck out of here."

>all these butthurt spics

why live?

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I have nothing against the Inca. They built some impressive shit, their irrigation was well thought out, and, if I remember correctly, they even kept a census of their empire.

However, you cannot deny that the Spanish victory here was both a well-plexecuted plan by the Spanish and a fucking retarded move by the Inca.

Seriously how is death funny. Those assholes shouldve been there

True it wasnt europoor diseases but it was a black plague equivalent disease that wiped them out.

> The French Army was BTFO to the point of having to crawl back to Britain and US for help

> The French are still BTFO to this day by having new invaders come and fuck their women

Atleast back in the 40's, the babies from the invaders were white. Can't say the same of today, though.

Tbqh, their culture was some ayy lmao tier shit
>terraces high af in the mountains
>waterways in the mountains
>roads in the mountains
>yuge stone temples
>on top of the fucking mountains
>a special caste keeps track of every single thing in the empire using knot-writing
And then they have civil war because their leader is literally retarded due to religious inbreeding and they get conquered by a bunch of Spaniards. How do you fuck up that badly?

They theorized that the Spaniards were master-race Toltecs who built older Mesoamerican cities. Not "gods". Gods don't stick like shit like the Conquistadors did.

What also didn't help was that Montezuma was constantly on shrooms and coke and his Prime Minister destroyed all historical records so that the Aztecs could start ruling Mexico using some Pol Pot-style 'Year Zero' shit.

ITT: Jewish lies and black legend.

>reaction298

Just goes to show how quickly empires can fall.

I really like that picture..

Only because they didn't wipe them out when they still stood a chance, they let them build up their own society and outbreed them.

Spaniards are spics too you mongoloid.

Which is undeniable proof that white genes get diluted way quicker than brownies.

>An entire dynasty was destroyed by a few thousand drunk Brits who wanted money for tea.

Europeans are the best at war.

>An entire dynasty was destroyed again by a few thousand drunk Frenchmen and Englishmen who were just having a laugh.

>An entire Kingdom brought to its knees by a few bored Europeans.

It's actually the opposite. Latino genes get BLEACHED super easily.

That's why there are beaners that still look like spanish people.

>Mapuches resisted the Inca invasion
>Mapuches resisted more than 300 years in arauco war against the spaniards.
>Mapuches resisted the chilean government until today

Mapuche master race

>An entire government collapsed because a few hundred Brits travelled 9,000 miles to BTFO some Argies.

so i guess USSR lost ww2?

they were already in constant warfare with 5 other neighbours to grab people to sacrifice.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flower_war

Also the Aztecs gave Europeans syphilis, so there is that.

the same thing happened to France in Mexico

There is actually debate about whether or not syphilis was present in Europe before Columbus.

>france
>commenting about vietnam

It could've also just been a more virulent strain than what was present in Europe.

>yeah but whitey also did it to the andeans

The Spaniards literally found a collapsed Inca empire because of the Civil War they had; they literally tricked one of the sides in to trusting them and then betraying them and attacking from inside. Besides, they only "conquered" the capital, most of whats Latin America was never conquered, an important part of the post independence history are the new American governments trying to conquer/annex/control the continent, being the "desert conquest" of Argentina and the conquest of Yucatan in México the most well documented.