This is a thread to recognize Americas greatest and longest ally, France. Say something nice about them

This is a thread to recognize Americas greatest and longest ally, France. Say something nice about them.

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Interesting.

I'd kill for some french "charcuterie" right now

The 2CV is pretty based.

Louis de Funes - I watch his films with my mum

Don't, we're an embarrassment right now.

Thank you guys for the Statue of Liberty

You mean lucifer the lightbearer no thanks.

I like the burqa ban you guys put in place. I thought at first you were becoming a bunch of faggots. Also I do enjoy shooting the MAS-36 rifle. Wish I had pulled the trigger and bought my own.

Shit, I'll say three.

1. Their women are hot when they shave.
2. It takes a based culture to make a language that's pure mumbled slurring sound romantic.
3. Of course they're our greatest and longest ally, if there's a secularized European nation that loves it some revolution and anti-government mentality, it's France.

They make good cheese

Fuck France

>Reeeee gib German Majority Elsass Lothrigen

>Destroys European traditionalism forever

Zidane and Henry

Thanx 4 nice fryz

The spirit of Charles Martel slumbers in them yet. Soon they will expel their muslims once and for all.

Britain did nothing wrong

Fuck france, what good is there to say?
Couldnt defend themselves from the germans, and now they celebrate being destroyed by the muslims.

Cold wave and minimal synth, I guess.

Most battles won
Great food
Best insults
Riot control fun

What's not to like?

Everyone point and laugh at this retard.

Napoleon.
Also USA i thought i am your greatest allie.

>Americas greatest and longest ally

do yourself a favor, and fuck yourself

Thehnicaly speaking he is right.

youtube.com/watch?v=nNHdaRY_wiQ
French Soldiers Win Ovation In First U.S. Parade (1943)

Fuck USA trying to vassalize us with EU

Sérieux les mecs, vous attendez quoi pour voter UPR ?

>France is longest and greatest ally
>Mighty Spanish Empire helps the drunk farmers to drive out the royal boot lickers.
>Gets betrayed and the farmers take Rightful American Spanish land

Croissant

Muslims detected

Love you guys, andt hank you burgers for showing us the way with Trump, god bless you.

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Stop being so king, it's weird

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thank you guys for french fries, croissants, and french toasts

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OP s a master of sarcastic wit.

Literally who?

Is this a rareflag?

I give Latvia about 3 more years.

When I went to France last year your Sharia police treated me pretty nicely.

I was with my girlfriend and they said that since we're tourists she wouldn't get beaten for being without a hijab, but they just sent us off with a warning and made her wear one for the rest of the trip. It was really thoughtful.

Pain au chocolat is food for the gods.

If you like that, you should try lait au chocolat.

Bunch of faggot frogs. The French are shit-skins.

French cunts are scum.

Is that cocoa in milk? My French buddy made something like that. Good stuff.

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They are good enemies. I can respect that.

thanks, irrevelant country. everyone here think you're a themepark

Boi, there there wouldn't jave been a USA without them.

Hello 9gag

I'm 100% white, 60%man

you have nice food and nice woman france

take care

just nuke us already

If it weren't for the French, we would have never won the Revolutionary war.

2/10 bait. Made me reply.

isn't filon is like a french trump?

anything in french sounds better.
specially music and theatre.

also HIPS

>tfw Alsatian stuck with frogs all day

I've always considered France a great ally. And I never bought into the
>Derp, France surrenders!
meme. I just wish they didn't hate my country so much these days.

b but we don't hate you, user

The faggot believes he's the "French Thatcher"

Don't listen to him, he's a gay cunt
Australia supports you French

c'était évident que Le Pen se fasse écraser

faut toujours que ça arrive...

nah m8, just another cuckservative

Kekek

I like the spirit of your women.

But I can't seem to end the asspain that is your ancestors' fucking up my language into a creole fucking mess with hardly any agglutination or case declensions.

I wish Australia and France were better friends :(

I just moved here and man learning a new language is fucking hard.

j'ais besoin de trouver des amis francaises pour apprender le francais mais I spend all my time shitposting on Sup Forums in English instead. Fuck me.

Look if he's Anti-Immigration he's alright
Who cares what he considers himself

What's his policies?

They have really good bread

Melenchon is the french trump

France is fallen amerifat burger. Don't you know it is the caliphate now?

Remember how the media lied with polls on Brexit?
Remember how the media lied with polls on Trump?
Where is your Spirit of 1790, Pierre?

Australia is a cool guy.

Aren't we already friends, neighborino ? :^)

Try Sup Forums and /fr/

hahaha upboated reddit xD

:( you make me sad guys.

>43
That's actually alot wtf

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You mean the same friend who now plots against you with Germany?

Good thing the Brits and Russians will be there for you.

I wish i had this nice French rifle.

I think Latvia is cool but we don't know much about you

How is Latvia?

Trust me, not every Frenchman supports our ridiculous government that is still collaborating with krautz...

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Okay, look. We'll keep you safe from the Soviets, user.

Just like we did with Ukraine.

Ah, the typical white, comfy country...

You're lucky, you know.

fuck off degenerates

I want a French maid

Sent us supplies and soldiers during our revolution
France is bro-tier

Yeah its not bad frenchbro.

/greatest ally

The French literally hate their socialist leader so much that he's not even bothering with a reelection campaign

So they have that going for them at least

How often do you see NonWhites?

Unlike Ukraine we are part of NATO

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haha, good job, lads!

Well, at least, our "dear" secularism makes it harder for mudshits to wear this terrible thing.

This is true.

I just wish more French QT3.14s would come to Aus, I don't like the Australian accent on women :/

just reducing immigration wont save us now desu
maybe she has a chance if a leftist somehow makes it to the second round, but i'm not even sure she could beat macron or hamon

4%
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Literally our most hated president...ever.

I bet even Pétain was more popular in 1945.

Don't feel sad, user. I'm a Burger and I knew of your country since I was a teenager; you're not completely irrelevant. I'd think of/characterize you guys as one of those cute little para-Nordic countries that would be a fascinating place to live. As in, your obscurity, and northern geography, give you a nice, quaint feel.

It is also very interesting how closely related your language (and that of Lithuania's) is to Proto-Indo-European.

I dont live in capital but i have been there aproxemetly 30-40 times gues how many niggers or non whites i have seen in all these times?4

Challenged us constantly, made great britian great for it.

I only pray they leave the EU suicide pact, and become our friendly rivals again.