Just how fucked are we?

In a scale from 1 to 10, just how deep into the shit is my country.

I'm scared. I wanted to work for Blizzard as a software engineer, that was my dream, I guess it all went to shit now.

Sad fucking life.

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you can ask for work to build the Wall.

Wrong. Americans are building it. You're just paying.

Why?
What prevents you from getting US nationality?

i dont know but we will get through this.

they got computers on the other side of the wall?

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This should explain your future perfectly.

Just give up and be the disgusting beaner you are.

We're gonna invade your fucking country and put you and your family in fucking camps dawg

Maybe some context would be fine.

Blizzard games are already shitty enough. Like that gay dumbed-down paladins clone they came out with. You as a filthy spic will only make it worse.

9-ish ?
You have mad corruption levels though.
We also have it, but since EU fucks us hard, we had very high increase of population revenue. That is the good part of someone bigger fucking you. From 100$ to 700$ income in 5 years.

Not that much right now. It depends on how well government handles international relationships. If they do it well, we'll stay kinda cool with America and get more trade with Asia.
But to be honest, they will probably fuck it up.
And then Peje will happen.
And then we will be more fucked than Greece.

Now you can work in Miguels Taquerio

There's gonna be a big beautiful door where you can come in, but you have to come in LEGALLY.

baseline mexico is about 8 for fucked-ness, so probably 9. Also, why would you want to work for blizzard?

>do well in school
>apply for citizenship
>??????
>work for Blizzard!

You can still make it my man.

we are always fucked; but all this Trump VS Peña shit is just a media circus because Mexico want American Companies to sell us GAS directly instead if that crooked lair of corruption shit that is PEMEX.

PEMEX of course don't want but now they can't attack Peña because everyone is praising him for "fighting" Trump.

that's not gow it works. now that trump will kill nafta, OP will have even less chances

Were you really planning on sneaking across the border to be a programmer???

>I'm scared. I wanted to work for Blizzard as a software engineer, that was my dream, I guess it all went to shit now.
I don't understand. Were you to be working inside Mexico for them? Was your intention to illegally immigrate?

>Mexican programmers

Pajeet vs Pedro
Round 1
Fight!

You guys need to overthrow your piece of shit president who oppresses you guys and let's the police be corrupt as fuck..

I know it's hard with the 200 student protesters disappearing and their bodies turning up....

You'll have more progressives ( thought some of your criminals back) after the wall.

I hope all of you good Mexicans band together and throw your garbage dictator out.

Also, apply legally and come work for Blizzard :). We only dislike the illegals, not the legal Mexicans.

Life isn't that bad, bro. Ive got Mexican friends and they're alright, in Canada and the U.S.

Get on a waitlist ASAP cause it's long tho.

-user Trump supporter.

I've been playing World of Warcraft for 9 years now. It's been my life since then. I also played Warcraft 3 and Diablo 2 when I was a kid. I've gone to the past 3 Blizzcons and seeing everything that I love about videogames concentrated in one place just makes me really happy and working for Blizzard would be a dream come true.

Of course not, I wanted to apply for a citizenship and apply for Blizzard.

You are doing better than Russia so theres that.

Well then the wall should have no effect on you

>that's not how it works
That's literally how it works. You apply for American citizenship and you become a citizen if you pass the easiest test on this fucking planet.

Mexico as a country isn't going to exist in 10 years. Forget the failing country, learn how to grow food and survivr while stocking up on usable goods and tools.

>get your corrupt politicians out
>stop honoring drug lords
>learn the words honor, modesty and honesty
>stop watching univision

>playing wow for 9 years
Okay yeah that explains it. we've got a case of
>mexican intellectuals

>I wanted to work for Blizzard as a software engineer, that was my dream

It's cool, China will be a better partner for you.

They really arent

>I wanted to work for Blizzard as a software engineer
Don't get ahead of yourself Jorge, your job is to pay for that wall first and foremost

Oh you're paying for it and building it.

Indian programmers are fucking terrible, the only reason why people jse them at all is they dodge taxes and are cheap beyond comprehension

>if you pass the easiest test on this fucking planet.
what do you mean?
More info please

Realistically, you're not fucked. Mexico will pay but it will be done in a face saving way. People have already brought up the possibility of using El Chapo's 14b in seized assets to pay for it with gives Mexico a really nice way to pay and not pay at the same time.

Lol what a wowtard. Play a real mmorpg.

Check it out for yourself man.
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Hope this helps and you can follow your dreams.

Juanito puto


WE ARE FUCKING FULL. FUCK OFF.

10

Your pretty fucked Jose. We won't let you in.

Solo cruza los dedos porque nuestro queridisimo lider Peña nieto se trague muh mexican pride y pague el muro, asi todos ganamos

Not fucked at all
Just come here LEGALLY

>Trump rises 20 % tax on Mexico imports to pay the wall
>\pol tards don´t realize they are still paying the wall and not us
Not that fucked really. There is china and the EU and more places to trade.

With the 20% tax on mexico imports???
Protip: You are paying that shit, not us.

We won't buy it then.

>Implying im gonna buy shit from Mexico when its 20% more expensive
Kek

>demand for Mexican goods plummets
>Mexican exports to the US are 86% of your total exports

Ruining the Mexican economy is payment enough. Believe it or not, Mexico will somehow be shittier than it is now.

Mexico needs some uncuckening. AMLO is a retard but is not a gigantic cuck compared to Priistas and Panistas. The best thing it could happen is PEJE to win, fucks corrupts priistas in jail, fucks up the FUERO and puts reforms in political and law system and then he gets the fuck out. That only can happen with AMLO and you know it, since panistas didn´t do shit about when they could.

>because supply chains can be diverted overnight

It'll take 3-4 weeks at least before Mexico can find alternatives. In that time, the Peso will plummet. If that isn't enough to convince you then we'll cut off the $50 billion in remittances.

It's up to you. Pay for the wall or ruin your economy.

You're probably fucked. The whole middle of our country is stupid as fuck. Rather than trying to be smarter and more useful than the spics and Chinamen doing factory jobs, they just want to be paid more to do it since they're American.

Blizzard wouldn't have hired you illegally anyway, wall or not. If you're a good enough software engineer and can get a job offer in the U.S. you can get a green card and eventually citizenship.

Blizzard is the next EA.

Chase a better dream

Mexico has to choose either cripple their manufacturing industry, and economy by extension, or conceding a fraction of their government spending to pay for increased border security.

The reality is that the US absorbs a large portion of the Mexican welfare population every year. The Mexican administration is fucked either way, knowing that once the wall goes up and actual enforcement of immigration starts, they will have to cut back on their bullshit socialist agenda and structure a productive capalist society. In other words, the socialist politicans and their cronies will get fired and have to actually work.

That wont happen you retard. We were living without the NAFTA years and years before, and we have been always fucked, we got thick skin, you shitheads are the one to lose your shit when your economy doesnt go as planned and won´t reelect trump for the second term. Enjoy your four years of shitgoverment.

probably every place not on the border is already fucked and Jalisco can hold its own since everyone there is white anyway

Lel no, the waiting list is like 20 years.
I think Mexico will survive. Tough times ahead for sure, but hopefully not full on crash...

Quit whining, H1B visas haven't had shit happen to them.

If you're willing to tank your economy, then I'm happy to pay a few dollars more for avocados.

>Socialisst politicians
Most of our politicians are crony capitalist who give free shit to your corporations to stay here. Won´t happen anymore i guess.

You little beaner rats ignored us for decades. You acted arrogant, you called us stupid hillbillies. You filled our streets with blood, drugs and gangs. You killed our children. You overran our hospitals, schools and universities. You used American jobs as a defacto welfare program for Mexico. You protected your southern border an despised illegals while funneling them into our country and calling anyone a racist who dissented. At the end of the day the higher echelon of Mexican society and academics laughed at poor Americans and never gave them a second thought.

Guess what Juan, we remembered all of it and you are all going to pay a very dear price.

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If you are that interested in GAS I'm sure we can arrange something.

That's not how it works retard. The only reason anyone in the US buys Mexican goods is because they're cheap. If the price goes way up to the point where they're almost on par with US-made goods then guess what? people will stop buying Mexican goods. Then guess what happens? your trade profits go way down and your economy crashes.

Your King Bean cannot actually let this 20% tariff stick or you're so fucked.

You are paying for that wall anyway. With the taxes you are paying to BUY OUR SHIT. China can´t wait to step in anyway. There is no way here mexico pays for it, the goverment will get thrown out before that (and we will be thankful for that, but anyway, not paying).

Except your country is about to look like an episode of The Walking Dead after Trump deports 20 million of you filthy beaners back to Mexico.

Mexico is a piece of shit country and I hope Trump hits it hard.

>20% tax on remittances

We'll have our money by this time next year. Cry more.

How are you filthy spics going to defend yourselves when we send 20 million illegals back into your shithole country? It's going to be the world's greatest episode of Survivor.

20 % tariff in US products here too. This shit is like what has happened to us fuckton of times since we exists. Nothing will happen my friend, you'll pay for a shitty fence and we'll continue to steal your jobs and your white bitches.

>crony capitalist who give free shit to your corporations

okay so they are socialist

...

Do you really think you have the capacity to deport 20 million people??? Shit you are way more retarded than i ever imagined. You truly are 13 years old.

They are crony capitalist, like your goverment and probably all west goverments.

let me put this bluntly: if the entire population of Mexico died in their sleep tomorrow, the US would be fine. if the entire population of the US died in their sleep tomorrow, Mexico would descend into Africa-tier anarchy.

Socialist would be giving free shit to people, not corporations.

You fuckers will buy our shit since it is better quality, and it will be seen as a status symbol.

WTF are you going ship to us? Guac bowls, tortillia warmers?

Should have been born white.

Shame.

Would trade.

Lol we are pushing the narrative to liberals "buy Mexican to support Mexicans". Liberals are paying for the wall and that's okay with me.

I know this might be hard to understand for your little rat brain, Pablo, but Trump plans to punish any company that hires illegal aliens. None of your chilango beaner buddies north of the border will be able to get work and they will all migrate down south. If they don't, we'll do it ourselves (lazy spics).

You're too stupid to see the writing on the wall.

Honest question, no shit post:

I live in Southern CA. It is not uncommon to see Mexicans here drivinf around in $60,000+ GMC and trucks. They either cannot speak English or choose not to. They come equipped with large families all decked out in the latest Nike apparel and don't appear to have particularly lucrative jobs.

How do they afford all of this? Do they work for a cartel? Should I get on welfare? What is going on?

We are taxing western union transfers to Mexico next. Of course you can block all the transfers from Mexico to us.

They made Kerbal Space Program, which is pretty technically difficult for a video game.

Make Mexico Great Again by getting the fuck out of the USA.

Looks pretty bad to me, OP.

are you retarded? He will instantly make shit worse.

>replying to my post twice

that would make them crony socialists, not crony capitalists. and either way, they are corrupt which is the key problem with your country.

All countries have rich and middle class people. They're not learning our language for the same reason I don't learn Spanish before visiting Cancun.

How they get their money? Wealth, college-level work, some roofers and plumbers make good money, etc.

Does America need to invade North Mexico in order for you beaner faggots to straighten your shit out?

>Do you really think you have the capacity to deport 20 million people??? Shit you are way more retarded than i ever imagined. You truly are 13 years old.
Never underestimate the determination of the American people and government. Your tio will be back from pick strawberrys and selling oranges in no time. Better make some more room in your home.

Cartel

Because your country is run by brown runts. My brother in law is a white mexican and there is nothing more than he and his family hate than brown mexicans. They are the reason mexico is such a shithole. When I was in veracruz for my sisters wedding the police tried to shutdown her big day because they didn't get a bribe. And since we're 'anglos' the bribe they expected was fucking double! I dont feel sorry for your country at all, you've been dumping your problems on our doorstep for years and now when we finally say no more you bitch and moan and play the victim card. Fuck you and fuck mexico. You had a chance to be great in the but you blew it. Just like south africa and rhodesia the whites came, conquered and built a beautiful nation but you melanin enriched cunts ruined it. My wife is a rhodesian and there's nothing more she hates than niggers.

I want trump to give white mexicans and white south africans who did not betray their kin safety in America. Let your countries rot.

I suggest you Make Mexico Great Again and start up your own dev company there and quit leeching off American ingenuity.

not sure which is worse, living in Mexico or working for Blizzard

Blizzard is better I guess, but not by enough

Most CHICANOS are still US citizens. YOU AND THE CHICANOS are paying wall. WIN WIN 2bh

>I wanted to work for Blizzard as a software engineer, that was my dream, I guess it all went to shit now.

Why not stay in Mexico and kill anyone associated in drugs and corruption instead?

Eh I honestly think blizzard might be in kind of a rut. They tried to make a new mmo and failed miserably and now have games in pretty much all genres. Unsure where they will go from here

Oh and your country is in deep shit

Haha both you and the chinks make money importing into the USA. 1. You really think you guy are going to pedal your cheap shit to each other?2. China is next after Mexico don't worry

kill yourself now, your days will only get worse from here