Commiefornian here

If California secedes from the United States, which state is the most redpilled to move to?

if it happens, so much blood will be spilled that'll be the last of your problems

Oklahoma

Wyoming is probably the best answer. Idaho is a close second.

Montana

It's not going to happen

Not mine

Stay away

I'm calling this map as bullshit because marquette in the Michigan U.P. went blue to my knowledge and it's not shown

Tennessee.

Move to Rural Florida.

Be comfy.

You better vote yes bitch

Somewhere free of natural disasters would be ideal.

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This.
A swing state.

California isn't going anywhere.

Look, Californians: You hate America? You hate Trump? Fine. That's your right. The First Amendment to our Constitution guarantees you this right. And hey, I wish you happy trails. I hope you enjoy your life as a non-American.

But you don't get to take California with you.

Oh, I'm sorry, you thought you could just take a state away? Bad news, kitten. That's rightful American clay. You hate your job? Quit, walk away and never return. BUT YOU DO NOT GET TO KEEP THE COMPANY CAR. End of discussion.

Canada is to the North, Mexico is to the south. Pick one and start fucking walking. California stays in the Union. Every last one of you can fuck off and die for all I care.

This

Libshits are free to give up their citizenship and fuck off

fuck off we're full

It won't happen, I'll forget the long winded lecture on California being a welfare state, and just point out that 2/3 of the Senate would have to agree to it.
Just open a search engine and search California succession, then read any article you like.
Anyone who doesn't have a California public education is smart enough to see that it's impossible. California might vote for it, but that's meaningless in reality.

The white suburbs of Austin are comfy desu. Good distance from downtown, everything is red over here except for the city.

Indiana

I read that post in Patton's voice and it gave me a freedom boner

Fuck off, don't send us anymore califuckheads, we're full.

I don't know, but I live in northeast Ohio and I have fun

>which state is the most redpilled to move to?

California, cause everywhere else is full.

Except maybe New York.

Also I think that picture might be white vote. I know it was a sea of red but not that many states were all red

Hurricanes aren't anything to worry about if you move to the right area. I've lived here for 19 years and the worst thing that's happened is my powers gone out for a day.

Oklahomos

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Is this really a problem in Wyoming? As a Californian sometimes it seems like we're the Syrian refuegees of the US, Oregonians, Texans, Montanans, everyone complains about the dreaded Californian immigrant.

top kek

>everyone complains about the dreaded Californian immigrant

Just look at Austin Texas and all of Colorado and then you get the idea of californian immigrants.

If they absolutely have to come to Canada then east can have them.

It's full of shills and they would fit right in
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Come to Missouri. We just elected our governor because he made commercials where he shot explosive barrels with a machine gun

if you're like every other assplug from CA, you'll move to Colorado and Nevada and continue to infect those states with your commie bullshit. i don't care how redpilled you think you are, you're a bitch

Shhh don't tell anybody about us

Not New Hampshire

We're already getting filled with Massholes and now we're slowly getting filled with asians and streetshitters. Maybe somewhere in the South, West or Midwest will take you in.

Wyoming. Hunting, Firing guns, not much law enforcement. You are basically away from civilization but have a supermarket a few miles away.

No one wants us, we need to stay in California and make this a good place to live.

why does Minnesota have Somalis and Colorado have Californians? Minnesota got first choice.

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Don't know about Wyoming I'm in Idaho and the flood from Cali has just about totally ruined the state.

You mean kill all the liberals?

Somalians knew there'd be calis there and choose the right choice.

Shut up, we're full.

As a Californian, I completely understand why other states hate us.

Californians, especially those from the Bay Area, have to pay retarded amounts in rent and have been creeping out to the Valley to sacrifice commute time for cheaper rent. Over time, enough of the fuckwits cause demand to skyrocket and rent starts raising like crazy elsewhere. They also push policies that cause rent to raise as well.

The one positive that comes of this is that Californians eventually go to somewhere that's the rent is cheap for a reason (aka trash minorities). Nothing makes a person racist quicker than having to live around them.

The Californians that move out of state don't face this fact and move to areas in other states where the rent is cheap and it is predominately white. Then the asshats keep voting for their retarded policies that forced them to leave California.

I'm eventually going to move out of this commie nightmare of a state at some point and when I do, I plan on making a point of voting for the most anti-communist shit imaginable. The best analogy is first/second wave Cuban immigrants that vote against communism because they've seen that retarded shit in action.

This guy. This guy right fucking here.

Californians, hold the line with me!!!

fuck off we're full

Jefferson

Oklahoma or Arkansas.

Both great states for hunting, venison is fucking delicious.

Yeah I get that, we're the state with the proudest socialists and some people here just start to believe all non liberals are simply ignorant and must be shown the "progressive" way of doing things. Good thing I know we're not all like this but yeah leaving is the only way to escape it at this point.

If there is one thing my home state of Oklahoma is good for, it's being the most Republican state in the Union.

So go to Texas and fuck up their state, I don't need any goddamn carpetbaggers ruining it for me here in OK.

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Midwest is the most redpilled.

Carmel, Indiana is the whitest nicest place on Earth.

Nevada & Arizona are good because they're close.
Otherwise, Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, eastern Washington and Oregon. Don't know about Utah.

BTW that map is fake. Pierce County, Clark County and Whitman County in Washington went blue. Everything else looks off, but I'm not checking

fuck yeah, you got a Nevadan to salute a Californian

West Virginia.

Hey, you didn't ask for the best. You asked for the most redpilled.

And while you will have trouble finding work on the tip of the bible belt, you will live in one of the most 'Murica states ever.

>every single person hates Obama
>1.5 blacks per every 1,000 whites
>god, trucks, guns and football
>pepperoni rolls
>the most beautiful side of the Appalachian mountains
>qt. white Christian waifus by the basket fucking bushels
>Mexico is on the other side of the country

I never thought Id defend that place, but now that I've moved back to my hometown in Florida, I miss how comfy West Virginia was.

That's the problem with liberal states. They impose onerous, costly or destructive policies and taxes, then when things start falling apart the elite libs move to red state areas to continue the cycle again.

Cali will never secede. Though they are easily the least American state in the union. New England is always liberal/progressive, but they would never think of seceding because they know they're American and here to stay. What fucked California up is the immigrants, and there's no going back now.