Why are Americans so bad at banter?

I have noticed posters from the North American country of the "USA" are always trying to deliver banter

The problem is that they kinda force the banter. It's not even funny but annoying. Australians have good banter. Japan has good banter. Even France. America does not.

How's that?

And I must recal they get extremely butthurt about the slightest form of criticism(even though they talk shit about every country)

How's that?

Respond

Build the wall and deport em all
the best taco bowls are made in trump tower

WHAT?

this

Banter isn't necessary when you're in charge.

Being the best country in the world is enough banter in itself. No need for any extras.

the wall is the best banter americans have had in decades, thanks for the help by the way, juan.

Come on guys
You are not funny at all

Why do recneck white bitches smell like wet dogs or old towels that have been left out for too long? Niggers smell better, like scented oils.

I'm not trying to be funny

niggers smell like crack and newports, jamal.

all the good americans went forth and shitpost from other countries because ours has become shit

Americans are more serious than Australians and the nips are literally white people who live in japan and have nothing to lose in life.

That photo makes no sense to me. Like who on earth is supporting these women? They cant be that fat from wealfare alone...
How dose anyone not just physicaly walk away from them? Who on earth willingly interacts with people this disgusting?

Most Americans are actually Mexicans. That's why they suck at bantz.

Go die paco. Americans are about actions not entertaining your beaner ass

australia dosent have banter
they have very angry insults disguised as statements

Who's being funny? We're better than you. Banter among your peers.

Its the white ones. Non whites like jackie4chan and Jihadi Jesus make this board great. American Sup Forumsacks are only white 40% of the time, not 60%. Enjoy being the minority on this Burmenese fishing board ;)

>the white race is superior
>fat uneducated white people everywhere
What is your end game Sup Forums?

You're a faggot.

You clearly have never smelled a dirty ass souther white bitch, of whom I have had the pleasure of fucking and cumming inside of them, because they are too religious for birth control, and also think condoms are bad. Just say oops sorry baby you will be fine, and they will contract their uterus for you. works every time, yo.

Education system imposes a sense of superiority that is not master racism per se but a delusional thinking. It portrays America as #1 and best any any criticism towards it as an inexcusable insult.

>Hey Britbong your NHS a shit
Yeah mate I think so / Nah mate
>Hey American your healthcare is shit
HOW DARE YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT AMERICA YOU FILTHY 3RD WORLDER AMBULANCES HAVE CHARGE RATES BECUZ WE HAVE FREDUM

One reason they focus on the origin of criticism is that, other can take criticism regardless of where it comes from, but nothing triggers an american more than a third worlder statin their x-y-z is worse compare to their 3rd world home

Mexicans are fatter than Americans now. Deal with it, Paco.

In case you are wondering why these bitches are so eager to fuck.

Stop sniffing people. Its weird....

Not my fault bitches wont let u near, faggot.

Bunch of fucking gays. Young white girls smell great.

Sorry bruh, I don't fux with children, you creep.

I SUCK SO MUCH DICK
I LOVE HORSE PORN
THIS

>japan
you mean english teachers from u.s.

The question I always ask is how the hell does a human get that damn big and not at some point say "this is getting out of hand"?

>A literal fucking Mexican trying to bait me
>Why don't you go back to sucking some cartel member's dick for your daily allotment for three pesos and a gram of coke? While you're at it, maybe look into taking a shower iff'n you can afford it, Senor.

The thing here is that you don't even intimidate me. You look so fucking ridiculous trying to be rude
You sound retarded, Autistic perhaps

It doesn't matter
If you are trying to project superiority you are doing a pretty bad job

We have good nukes

No mames puto.

Americans are sometimes bros. Also, when they say something dumb, it's really fucking dumb, they're amusing that way.

Judging from skipping my post I think you just want to bait people, anyways good luck

We don't do bantz as much because 1 US bantz = 21 Mexican bantz. Quality over quantity mate

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N-no.. you!!

Stop using my house's WiFi and get back to mowing my lawn Carlos

Most Mexicans don't have wifi at home. I wouldn't be surprised if you're at a computer lab right now using garbage internet paying 10 pesos an hour. Or did the prices rise?

Everytime I notice I'm putting on weight its like; 'ow-oh getting fat, better eat less and move more'.
I guess they never have that moment...

>Most Mexicans don't have wifi at home

Most Mexicans don't even have homes.

BUILD THE WALL DEPORT EM ALL

>The thing here is that you don't even intimidate me

The fact that you even mention this suggest you are intimidated by Americans.

I see some fat women, OP sees a path to citizenship.

we are the only country on earth that matters.

>Niggers smell better,

If you like the stench of cocoa butter and baby powder.

First off, fuck you Mexico. Second off, it's our education system.
All throughout our schooling, we're taught that America is always the good guys of the world, swooping in to save our allies from the evil clutches of X country. This breeds an elitism that becomes more subconscious than anything, you don't really even need to agree with it, but it's always there.
For example, when, say, Britain starts bantzing us on the 60% or whatever, a burger may say "You'd be speaking German now if not for us." Most of us know that's bullshit, but the majority of Americans don't. They really think America single handedly fought WWII and killed all de ebil Nazis and Japs. It's like any sort of indoctrination.
Sorry for the shit format.
>tl;dr Burger education

Please I tried dating a black girl and the moment she broke a sweat it smelled like 3 week old fried chicken and chitlins

This. A sense of entitlement is bred.
>What? You're calling me fat? How dare you! After all we did to help you throughout the years, and you say this!

wuts banter

Fucking indio go to sleep why are you making such dumb threads goddamn.

It's just the low iq Trumpeters that don't have the mental capacity to handle the bantz

>don't have the mental capacity to handle the bantz

You mean like all the liberals, sjw and feminazi we see losing their minds .