>sex and reproduction is most basic and natural of things a human can do >failure to do so literally means you fail in passing on your genes >you wouldn't exist if your parents had failed to have sex
Face it pol, if you can't get laid regularly you are disabled.
Grayson Collins
>Face it pol, if you can't get laid regularly you are disabled.
I wonder if disability benefits stack on top of unemployment benefits.
Ian Perry
Non-virgin here. It definately is much more difficult to get a mate nowadays for westerners. Even people ticking all the right boxes have trouble.
Gavin Wilson
That would kick serious fucking ass.
>40 >vitiligo (skin disorder where some of one's ability to tan is forever lost) >virgin >lower vertebrae fused together, possibly as a result of having worked 27 jobs, much of them cheap labour >autistic (diagnosed in 2007 at the world's foremost institute, Minds & Hearts in Brisbane, Australia) >on unemployment benefits while I wait for the welfare system (Centrelink) to decide whether I'm qualified for permanent disability pension
Gimme more of dat cash for being a wizard, motherfuckers. Fuck, yeah.
Levi Sullivan
Old news, shit is just some random ass proposal that won't get implemented in any country anyways.
Jose Bennett
Good now I can vacancy for disabled people.
COPS BTFO
Connor Torres
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Eli Kelly
How can this be disabled and faggotry not be?
Aaron Jackson
Faggots have no problem finding sexual partners
Charles Adams
health insurance paying for my hookers when?
Dylan Morris
Wow Sup Forums, look, we are all disabled.
Let's go get our gibmedats
Dylan Clark
>WHO telling me i am apparently disabled >did not, considering my academic success, consider myself disabled even tho i'm a socially awkward, reclusive fuck with a very small circle of friends and a mild case of aspergers
who in the actual fuck let them get away with this.
Lucas Turner
this is the only real question
Charles Long
Excellent! Where's my disability money then?
Ryder Miller
So, if you call someone a virgin in a derogatory way, would that count as being ableist?
Jacob Myers
>consider myself disabled even tho i'm a socially awkward, reclusive fuck with a very small circle of friends and a mild case of aspergers
Well, you aint right that's for sure.
Angel Rivera
Does this mean I can now claim disability and get paid to sit inside all day?
Nathan Adams
Is virgin new retard?
Samuel Ortiz
There is nothing more destabilising to society than single, uneducated and jobless men.
See any Islamic country. Doesn't help that they practice polygamy, further reducing the available pool of potential mates.
Xavier Richardson
Will they give me the NEETbux for being a virgin though? Otherwise it's only an insult.
Grayson Peterson
I'm okay with that, we just classify sex dolls as sexual partners and sufficient to meet sexual needs and we give them all one
Wyatt Barnes
Does that mean white nationalists will be the first to pioneer robot basic rights?
Elijah King
finally some light at the end of the wizzard tunnel
Julian Barnes
Nice Give money
Andrew Wright
Can I claim disabled benefits, then?
Xavier Russell
But wait, if I get those benefits and buy myself a hooker, wouldn't that invalidate my claim?
Jackson Parker
No because that partner only provides temporary relief
Angel Gonzalez
But desu this shouldn't be a disability, if you're too lazy of a fuck to get fit, dress well and go outside to meet some girls, you shouldn't get to complain about not having a gf, even ugly people can get a gf, just don't be fat
Justin Phillips
No, we'll just have to get off the internet and talk to girls.
Leo Anderson
Woo hoo, time to start up a Tumblr and a Patreon! Hello NEETBUX!!
Julian Stewart
Nah, fuck it redcrossbro. Women are impossible. Just claim your new disability and RIDE THE TIGER!
Luke Diaz
But its natural and if you just cant your disabled
Caleb James
Why are the aussies considered western if you're literally the East
Isaiah Watson
i see this posted all the time, what exactly is going to happen?
just a label? are they going to make us take pills? what exactly does this do?
Nathaniel Martin
>if you can't get laid regularly you are disabled. So, where are my gibsmedats?
Alexander Martin
Where are my fucking autismbux, then?
Noah Parker
>(((WHO)))
There's the problem
Parker Walker
>just a label? are they going to make us take pills? what exactly does this do? They want us to marry the 30-year-old roasties that nobody wants
Zachary Gutierrez
>Apply for kv bux >Have to attend mandatory sex ed classes >Home assignment is to socialize with girls >Failure to do so results in termination of kv bux
I'm going to skip this one
Xavier Lewis
barren women?
Colton Ross
>yeah bro it's that easy just talk to a girl bro and you're guaranteed a gf Fuck off. Kill yourself dumbass.
Parker Ross
>lie and use family members as references like I do for everything What could go wrong?
Alexander Anderson
Not trying is not the same thing as failing though.
I must be schizoid or something but, at 30, I really don't want to have a gf or live with someone.
My parents were the same until their late 30s though so maybe something will happen one day.
Julian Hughes
wtf I'm disabled now now I can get more shekels
Tyler Howard
They are even farther West than the USA though.
Leo Jenkins
>> reproduction is a human right >> abortion is a human right >> babies dont have human rights
Ok goy
Camden Foster
That's why they all have AIDS
Jackson Peterson
Oh no this is only for non whites
Josiah Murphy
I'm okay with being disabled, but I want more gubment money fir it.
Evan Anderson
>muh human rights *drones civilians* >m-muh abortion is murder *bombs hospital* >muh all life is sacred *tortures in Guantanamo*
Samuel Thompson
Survival of the fittest is now able-ist.
Joseph Long
>Faggots have no problem finding sexual partners
but not proper sexual partners. You know for reproducing.
I mean I doubt it counts that you fuck a donkey, when you can't find a wife. Gays are like that.
Otherwise one could also simply fuck children. There, those also can be sexual partners.
Jack Sanchez
>> reproduction is a human right
rape is legal?
>> abortion is a human right
that makes no sense whatsoever. You fucked up, you pay for it. It's that simple.
How cucked can your country be? So the woman can decide between an abortion - paid effectively by all working men or getting the child - paid effectively by either also all working men or just one stupid cuck.
Jaxon Rodriguez
this.
women always want to look for something better.
that and they weigh your talents vs how obedient you are.
femminists were created by old hags who were washed up whores in their middle ages complaining to their mistakes they call daughters and you know how women have echo chambers and are very vocal on how they should give it up to men and play their cards
they never settled till it was too late but then the guys they were friend zoning or exes they cheated on or broke up with are now in careers or married and they cant even get crack rock for her body now
the sad thing is now the next generation will have justification ageanst "the patriarchy" even though they've forced us to these measures.
Jayden Murphy
>Face it pol, if you can't get laid regularly you are disabled. I already knew this
Just waiting for my disability money to start rolling in