FATASS

why drumpf is so fat?

is the mcdonalds diet?

>Powerful glues.
>Fat.

Nice try Thiago.

He eats KFC stupid

Why is Argentina so non-white?

Is it because of centuries of fucking redskins?

Stupid sexy trump

OATS N SQUATS

Insulin resistance from eating too often and at the wrong times, and a poor diet.

Thiago is in Brazil, you stupid Kangoocunt!

He's 70.

Trumps thicc

Trump doesn't skip leg day

Why do you ask stupid questions?

T H I C C

I thought liberals had a problem with body-shaming?

I have a big ass and can squat over 600 lbs. This is the only explanation for him.

thicc

>differentiating between south american monkeys
It's like you think we give a fuck about you subhumans

Stupid sexy Trmp

He's cultivating mass, you dumb ass.

i would slather them buttcheeks in bbq sauce and then plunge my face in as i go BBBBLLLRRRRRRWWWWWW

BWLWLRLLRLLRLTTTHHEHW

T H I C C

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It's okay to not be white

>portugal flag

>talks about nonwhites

LEL

NOTHING AT ALL

at first it looked like he's dual-wielding katanas.

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you dumb

>Trump has thic ass legs

pretty jelly i have chicken legs myself

coming from a country that cant afford katanas

Shut up, darkie. If you can't heterosexually mire Trump's powerful glutes then you are probably a closet case

You're right, Argentinians are fa-

tight, thick

he is 70 desu

That suit allows for MAXIMUM MOBILITY

fucking awesome pic

Quick rundown on Trump's rump:

rothschilds bow to the buttcheeks

in contact with aliens

rumoured to possess psychic abilities

control USA with an iron fist

own hotels and restaurants all over the world

direct descendants of the ancient royal butt line

will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Buttcheek Gemini will be be the first city)ancient Indian scriptures tell of two buttcheeks who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

These are the buttcheeks

They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world

You likely have buttcheeks inside you right now

The buttcheeks are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church

They learned fluent French in under a week

Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the buttcheeks. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Buttcheeks

Trump is rumoured to be an agent of the buttcheeks

own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth

first designer babies will be Buttcheek Babies

both buttcheeks said to have 200+ IQ

so we just igoring Trump can ski double black diamonds in a suit and still pull of great hair?

i didnt even know he skied. think he can go down the wall at kirkwood?

I know, makes me feel happy

>tfw when you realise that your country never will have a T H I C C president...

He's the oldest president ever elected and he's still in better shape than you faggots.

Only when we're making fun of the anthropomorphic fat heaps they compose most of their voters.

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>...and frankly, ok. It feels like i'm wearing nothing at all, ok?

His ass is muscular because he likes to suppress and control his anushole.

Not gonna lie I supported Trump during the election, but the past week I couldn't help but sit back and watch him crash and burn while in office. He's finished & I expect him to be impeached within 6 months

Wew, keeping most his campaign promises within a week must be really rough for you cucks.

most presidential butt I've ever seen. God bless America.

>fat

You mean T H I C C

Someone say the line.
YAAAAAAY!!!!

HIGH TEST
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Meanwhile in reality all the actual Trump voters realize that the last week was the best week in history.

He dumb thicc

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