Anti gun fags literally have no response for when this happens

Anti gun fags literally have no response for when this happens

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>muh tiny penis

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>I'd like to be able to defend myself and my possessions and loved ones from harm.

"YOU ARE ONLY MAD BECAUSE YOUR PENIS IS SMALL."

What the fuck is this reasoning? Do you believe that people don't break and enter?

Fuck, not even two posts and already my favorite bit is taken

>FUCKING NORMY, GET OFF MY PORCH REEEEEEEEE

Problem solved.

I got my pupper and I have about 12 years of martial arts training.

It'll never happen because the burglar is white

*PING*

*ZIPOW*

*BAZOOGA*

That's all it takes

Anti-gun does not imply anti-weapon. When he kicks down the door my army of retired-issue, self-constructed sex robots will swarm him, pin him FACE DOWN, ASS UP, and then fuck his little boypussy with their dragon cocks until he creams and the police arrive.

"Poor choice of house kiddo."

It's projection of their own fragile-minded insecurities.

we do have a response for this you newfag

Just spread your ass cheeks and let the robber take what he wants, killing is bad.

Memes aside, I dont have any guns because reasons, what should one do in a situation like this?

And for the record, im in mexico, I cant just let him take my money and the keys of my car, If a mugglers enters your house here he will probably wanto to rape your kids in front of your wife, then proceed to rape her in front of you.

Well, yes. Women gun owners don't have much of a penis.

I have a sign.

Underrated

WRONG

I've got my rape alarm.

The moment people hear it they will rush to save me.

>people unironically believe martial arts will defend them from a gunman/intruder who will most likely fire if you approach

If we're gonna go down that route, which I'm fine with, we're gonna need to ban the niggers first.

Why are libbydibtards always the first to shoot down stats, but then the political tide turns and it's "muh white mass shootings" kekeke pathetic.

How does cleanup compare after attempted robbery between the assailant bleeding out of gunshot wounds versus bleeding out of cold Japanese steel wounds?

I don't live in rural bumfuck nowhere where crime is rampant.

I'm sorry son.. you are from England... and you want to tell an American what we should do with guns... get cucked.. you still have a queen

>Unarmed assailant enters
>club him to death with my hammer
Problem iz zolved

Wow, so you have no idea how thuggery actually works, huh? See, that's a big problem in your country. Fucking ignorants more willing to believe their own stupid shit than to accept they have no idea whatsoever and proceed to get informed before showing off their own ignorance.

Smugglers don't want to rape your family, they just want your shitty tv. I doubt most of them enter houses with guns, why do you think it's common that entire comunities catch them and proceed to hang them/burn them? When do you hear in any of these situations any civilian got hurt??

Jesus fucking Christ, that's why México is so fucked. It's filled with so many pendejos...

youtube.com/watch?v=ZT1JjwuAxmQ

>People don't need guns for personal protec...

Yeah I live in Canada. Very few burglars have guns. I also live in a nice neighbourhood where home intrusion is essentially unheard of. It helps to not have niggers.

Not a meme, I leave my door unlocked and in the winter, I leave my car unlocked with the key in the ignition to let it warm up while I finish my coffee inside.

It's called a burglar alarm you legit retard

Liberals are obsessed with dicks. They're always thinking about one thing, and also dicks, at the same time, so they always conflate the two.

>very few burgalar have guns
kek. Every nigger in Toronto has a handgun smuggled from the states. One of them robbed my grandma when she wasn't home. Neighbour's security camera got the burgalar caught but my grandma never got her jewelry back.
Not that it's relevant but my grandma is also a gun owner, luckily the nigger didn't check her safe.

You don't need to own a weapon of death to protect yourself you can bash their head in with a baseball bat or stab them in the neck with a butchers knife.

>put a Gun Free House sign on the yard
>get robbers every night
>blow their brains out

Wish I was American

I guess they don't have remote starters for snow mobiles, do they, leaf?

>that gta iv map on the wall

Do you keep it on when home? Do you know how long it takes for the police to arrive?

k, lets fight

I'll take the gun, you can have the knife

Yeah I don't live amongst Toronto niggers. Home invasion is a non-threat for me. My life is more endangered by cars, ice, and alcohol than Jamal.

See pic buddy.

>t. fantasy land
not all states have i think it's called castle doctrine? or stand your ground laws

i.e. it a lot of states, even gun-friendly ones, you have a duty to retreat and not kill anyone

it's retarded, i wish i could just light niggers up all night

what the stupid shit do you have a link to this?

When I was young I used to actually rob people. Kicking in doors is a Hollywood trope, with a tire iron you could very quickly pry open just about any door with minimal noise. I only did one home invasion when people were home and I actually woke them up by turning their bedroom light on, and when they saw me they were too shocked to think. If they had a gun they wouldn't have been able to use it. That's the thing with most robberies, you're not going to see it coming and unless you're trained to handle massive stress then you're going to be too shocked to do anything but exactly what I tell you.

If you own anything worth stealing, you are a degenerate and should hang yourself.

>It'll never happen to me till it does

*sheathes katana*

yes... just look inside Donald Trumps mouth- follow the yellow trail

what is mace?

Was just going to rob you of $50. Sees that you have a gun as you come down the stairs to investigate. Shoots you in the head instead. Many such cases.

>how you think burglar alarms work.
It goes off and they run never to return
>how they actually work and what criminals do
They trip it intentionally.
You pay a $15 fee
They trip it a few more nights down the road
You pay a $15 fee
This happens a few more times.
You disconnect the service.
A sign in the yard is more than enough for that situation. You'd still be retarded not to have a deadly weapon that you're confident in using.

Response for what? The guy is clearly stretching before he enters his home. What's the problem?

While that may be true for most left leaning people, that's a very dangerous generalization to make.

Japanese steel cuts so cleanly that it doesn't even permit blood to spill

Um that's not how it works sweetie go back to bed mkay hun?

*sharts in the burglars face blinding him*

My knife.

The steel bar I keep under the bed that's the perfect length and weight to open somebodies head while in a small hall.

The bear strength in my bare hands if needed.

That said a gun would be more convenient

Quick, ask him nicely to leave!
>Please, s-sir
>This is my home
>I- I'll call the police!
IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE

Suppose you can handle the stress, you're armed, and you're still conscious because the robber didn't blindside you with a sucker punch. What are you going to do? You're still at a disadvantage. I have my weapon out and yours is still in the holster. Your only hope is that I don't read your eyes and see that your not terrified, which would make my nervous enough to beat on you.

Only cuck states. Even in my blue as fuck state Washington I can shoot a nigger if he breaks into my house.

kek how he moans after he gets shot

REMINDER TO SHALLNOTBEINFRINGEDfags:
2nd amendment only offers you the right to own arms it does not stipulate unrestricted sales.

I feel sorry for ya. Have a Foster's :^)

Make one. It's not hard.
You can purchase shotgun shells in sporting goods stores right?

Then make a slamfire pipe shotgun, they're really easy and safe to make.

Same here in California and we're about as cucked as it gets.

Depends. Buckshot? or 9mm hollowpoints?

The buckshot will be chunks all over the walls, the 9mm will be much less bloody than a sword gash

Has no weaoon and is white id slap his shit

>rural bumfuck nowhere
>rampant crime

mate this is only true within 30 miles of the mexican border.

That wouldn't happen. It would be a nigger kicking in the door.

Nah biggest threat to whites is other whites. ban yourself fool

Oh i see you're Hungary for some action, my friend. Haha just kidding Dominik.

Yeah... that is how it works tho. Also forgot to mention that the burglars come back time after time and the one time the alarm doesn't go off they actually stick around.

Interesting how shootings normally take place at places with these signs

A leaf.

Yeah. Even kommiefornistan isn't even full blown Germany cucked. Like charging rape victims with assault for pepper spraying the rapist.

Sounds neat and I think I saw something about them once, they did seem fairly rudimentary.
I don't think getting a hunting rifle is too big a deal in Ireland though, I just never bothered to try. Yet at least.

And I'm down here in GA laughing at these signs as I carry right past them.

>hear noise, possibly from pet alerted by robber
>grab gun
I am now infinitely safer than if I had to call 911 and cower in the corner praying to god I don't get raped and murdered

Top fucking kek at that >door

Gun proved useful though

BOOM
CRASH
BING BING
*1UP*
WAHOO
That's all it-a-takes

Yeah but let's be serious. You should respond to risks based on their likelihoods. If I owned a gun, then I would have to decide whether to store it safely, locked and unloaded, or if I would keep it loaded by my bedside in case of an armed home intruder.

If I kept the weapon loaded and ready, I'd be statistically more likely that my girlfriend would use it to kill me in some misguided fit of rage or that I would use it to kill myself in a moment of despair than I would have a chance to use it to protect myself from a home invader.

If I lived in Baltimore, my odds would change, and I would seriously consider having a handgun on my bedside table, but I don't. I have nothing against firearms, and I'm likely to own rifles in the future for hunting and target shooting, but I would store it locked and unloaded, in a manner that would make it unlikely to be of use in a home invader situation.

I would absolutely rely on my dog to at least provide a deterrent against would be home invaders and a formidable distraction in the unlikely event they broke in anyway.

I don't give a shit about the American 2nd amendment, as far as I'm concerned, it's up to you Americans what your values are, but don't tell me I'm an idiot because I don't own a gun because there's a chance it might make a difference in the extremely unlikely scenario of a home invasion.

yes because when you're in bed sleeping you totally set your burglar alarm and cops arrive 0.3 seconds later.

>Shaun King

His name is Talcum X

>a man with a big dick couldn't possibly have any use for a gun

???

>His door can we knocked in by any less then police with specialist entry equipment.

American """doors"""

>muh scary salt rifles
All rifles combined account for less than 10% of gun deaths in the US. More people are killed by bare fists.

>muh US has the most gun deaths!
60% of US gun deaths are suicides; and it's the same relative amount of suicide as other countries like the UK and Japan, they just kill themselves in more gruesome ways because they can't get guns.

The US is also 111th in murder-per-capita. Countries like Mexico, Venezuela, and Brazil with strict-as-fuck gun laws still have higher murder rates. The reason we have lots of murders is because of shitskins; which leftists want to import more of for some reason.

The major city in the US with the lowest murder rate is Plano, Texas - where lots of people are gun owners, and the gun laws are lax.

>we can take ur guns away if we want, you don't need big magazines, etc.
The Supreme Court case of Heller v. Disctrict of Columbia already ruled that owning a semi-automatic gun is a Constitutional right:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/District_of_Columbia_v._Heller

From a philosophical/Constitutional perspective, gun ownership should be a right. The Preamble to the Constitution states that people have a right to "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness". If citizens have a right to life, that means that they should have a right to defend their life by adequate means. Women, old people, and the disabled can't defeat a gang of dindus in melee combat - thus, guns are necessary.

>but, you don't need guns because you have cops!
The Supreme Court Case Warren v District of Columbia ruled that the police do not have a duty to risk their life to protect you:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_v._District_of_Columbia

Also, aren't you lefty types always shitting on the cops? I thought if a cop gets anywhere near you, it would trigger you.

>Stefan Molyneux shits on gun control:
youtube.com/watch?v=8hyQDQPEsrs

>Bill Whittle shits on gun control:
youtube.com/watch?v=pELwCqz2JfE

Just cause i am a leaf doesnt mean i am noguns

A man with a big dick wouldn't be so insecure as to think he needs a gun to feel safe and masculine.

I'm not saying you're an idiot. Just don't rely on statistics wholeheartedly and pretend it'll never happen because these things are entirely random. I've(not recently) had my apartment broken into. My mom shot at a guy in front of me(she missed intentionally). He was white too. Recently I live out in the boonies but my next door neighbor still had his motorcycle stolen and certain spots have gas stolen out of cars and such. 5 years here and I've never personally had an issue. But I have a family and a young child. If anything happened because they were home when someone decided to do a relatively harmless crime and it escalated it would be on me partially for not being prepared. As for how they are stored and such all mine are either locked up or on me. When I'm asleep there's a .40 Glock in a biometric nightstand vault that takes less than a second to open and only my wife and I can open it. My edc is in a lock box or on my person. To each his own. I'm just pointing out he flaw in your "it'll never happen" logic. You obviously have put thought into this. And you're also obviously not retarded. Just don't expect random to follow the rules.

Is that "door" made of styrofoam?

Oh wait. You're that guy. Nvmd. You're retarded.

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Gun:
Grab gun. Shoot robber.

No gun:
Give robber everything you have and hope they don't rape or murder your child and wife.

Tell me where I said "it'll never happen". I said it was extremely unlikely, and that's just a fact. It could happen, but it's not worth it for me to get a gun for the unlikely eventuality. If circumstances change, then I'll reconsider my stance. As I said, I'll likely purchase a gun because I like guns and enjoy firing them. My father is a hunter and we used to go target shooting. I won't pretend my gun is for personal protection though.

Just explaining the logic to that guy. Obviously, there are situations where owning a gun is a good idea, but personally, if I lived in a neighbourhood where I thought owning a gun was in my best interest, I have the means and motivation to just move to a better neighbourhood. It seems to me that most gun owners who claim it's for personal protection are either unreasonably insecure, or they just don't want to admit that they own guns because they like guns and that guns are fun. When I say unreasonably insecure, it's not literally because they have small dicks, but usually because they spend more time imagining home invasion, societal collapse, or government oppression scenarios than is reasonable. Buy a gun if you like guns.

Get raped then.

>implying the queen is bad
Oy vey

>Canadian liberal obsessed with dicks and projecting said obsession with dicks onto others

Classic. It's like you literally believe that guys with big dicks are Supermen, going through life without worry or care about the dangerous world around them. This line of argument says more about you than it does about us.

Seriously though, you need to understand that big dicks aren't bulletproof. Can cock save your life? Huh?

You're logic is literally the "it'll never happen logic" Zimzam lived in a gated community. Didn't stop a dindu from jumping the fence and trying to beat him to death with a concrete sidewalk. As far as the dick size logic goes? Are there people that arm up because they feel inferior? Sure. Does that demographic represent anywhere near the amount of gun owners that actually carry legally? Absolutely not. The small dick guys will be the ones that buy it and don't take it seriously. Maybe flash it a few times. Either get caught carrying illegally or actually shoot someone without justification. The rest of us, while carrying for various reasons, know our laws and actively practice and plan. We wouldn't be carrying if the world were all blowjobs and rainbows. But I can't take any argument seriously that begins with "muh dick".

Your wife child*

Fixed that for ya

>walking down the street
>mugger jumps out of an alley
>"Ayo cracka gimme dat cash we was kangz an sheeit"
>unzip pants
>whip out dick
>mugger pulls out his measuring tape to ensure my phallus is of sufficient length
>"I apologize, my large membered friend, that was my mistake. Carry on then"
>go about my day uninterrupted
>mfw dicklets will never know that feel

I have a wobbly katana (would work fine though)

and Pepper-spray....... and I live in Las Vegas (where niggers do home invasions with AKs every night)

Yeaaaaaah. I need a fucking gat.

Damn, that sounds just like penis inspection day back in middle school.