These guys show up at your front door and order you to join their right wing death squad

>These guys show up at your front door and order you to join their right wing death squad

what do Sup Forums?

Dibs on the Flamethrower.

Ask them to join my right wing death squad

I'm game, give me a gun and a uniform. Considering this isn't a honeypot of course.

Not so fast globalists.

are there uniforms in 6xlt?

Where do i get one of these gas masks

give them a quick rundown and ask them to join my bogsquad

Where do I sign?

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Get my grandad's Mosin rifle. Shoot the damn kraut cocksuckers.

>Order
They don't even have to ask!

Ask them about that horrible looking moonbase.

Hello Lads,
Your uniforms are totally out of date. Go get within regs and come back when you're ready to start stomping.

Are Jews even human?

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Let me get my gear

I don't want to get in trouble for something that'll likely cause my death as well.

Not only would I join, I would lead the squad.

How can you be the right wing death squad when I'm the right wing death squad?

Tell them to wait a second while I get my boots on

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ask them for a face mask that has red glowing eyes

"It's about damn time, Jimmy"

Assuming that they'd even bother to ask the likes of some neckbeard here on Sup Forums

tell them im right handed and my boots are 10 1/2

Call them shitty troops for being late.

If I get an MP40 or MG42 I'm in.

>tfw I've always aspired to join the Wolf Brigade of the right-wing death squads

Join them.

>9mm
>implying

Man, I feel terrible about it but there's some people I would not hesitate to fuck right up. Do you have to pass an exam to push people out of helicopters?

We work within the framework of the legal system

"Ive got my own gun thanks, but ill take a helmet, lets do this!!"

Join, obviously

shooting straight with that mask on would be tough

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I long for the day when a person can wear this and be comfortable temperature wise.

I used to wear FFEs all the time in the navy, and you get so fucking so quick. You're drenched in sweat within minutes, and I'm a skinny dude. Now whenever I see uniforms like this, all I can think is how hot it must be under there; and how hot and cumbersome its gonna get when you have to hunt people down. FUCK.

Temperature regulating death squad suits fucking when.

Where do I sign up?

Wait let me grab my gun. Got a mask?

Sure, got nothing going on today anyway.

For violating the NAP I activate the pound of C4 buried beneath my front door specifically for such purposes

>implying I wouldn't be the one knocking on my own door

>>These guys show up at your front door and order you to join their right wing death squad
>what do Sup Forums?

Can someone give me a quick rundown on who these guys are

>Do you know what the fuck 0600 means soldier?!
>It means be here by 0545
>fuckin new join boots I swear

Ask to see their death squad badge.

>we run this shit

sure!

>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs

>In contact with aliens

>Possess psychic-like abilities

>Control france with an iron but fair fist

>Own castles & banks globally

>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line

>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)

>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth

>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies

>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51

>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world

>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now

>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?

>They learned fluent French in under a week

>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff

>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society

>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

do i get paid?

pay me a living wage and I'm on all board

1) Ask them to train me first since I have no combat experience

2) Request that I be given 2 weeks off at the end of march to play Mass Effect: Andromeda

3) Ask if there will be any like minded QTs where they are taking me for possible marriage

Do I have to provide my own weapon do I get an outdated mp40 too?

A quick rundown on these fellas, please?

>pay me a living wage and I'm on all board
I'd do that shit for free.

Who the fuck are these guys?
They've been getting posted a lot lately.

>making assumptions
get off my board, faggot.

No, fuck you. Repeatedly. Until you like it. Then my Brothers get a turn with you.

>welcome them in
>serve fresh coffee to muh slayer
>can see that their guard is still up
>toss mercury and cyanide into coffee
>take muh slayer auto guns
>start revolution
>become leader of revolution
>overthrow Trump in coup
>become president
>invest in solar industry and farming
>self-sustainable country
>exports for crops and energy at an all time high
>goes to mars in solar rocket
>finds resources on mars
>transport resources back at 80% net profit due to rockets being solar powered
>America economy 10x better than Europe
>America great again.

Do I get a uniform?

What is Bogdannof?

Because I am you but stonger

Sure

Appologize for not being /fit/ enough to join. Make them a delicious dinner and offer them a bed so they can continue in the morning.

of course!

>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs

>In contact with aliens

>Possess psychic-like abilities

>Control france with an iron but fair fist

>Own castles & banks globally

>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line

>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)

>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth

>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies

>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51

>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world

>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now

>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?

>They learned fluent French in under a week

>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff

>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society

>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

Bruh I'm literally a shitskin that left because I really don't like Pisslam. They'd just shoot me.

faggot

>pillaging
>living wage

Death's paychecks are cashed o. The other side. Here, there are only the screams of your enemies' for payment...

/thread

Under rated kek

>Request that I be given 2 weeks off at the end of march to play Mass Effect: Andromeda
Fuck your SJW cuckfest.

They're Russian

>open door wearing same gear.

"Well one of us is going to have to change."

>Mass Effect: Andromeda
BiYi's a faggot

kek

Its a loot based system. More people you kill more chances of finding money and worn jewelry.

"Jawohl."

Can I bring my own weapons? I'll join either way.

Sign me up! Dibs on torching sjw protests

only if i get one of those snazzy uniforms and guns

>not 6 gorillion pieces

I bet you do a lot of things for free

That violates the NAP

A death squad that is right wing? Or a death squad that kills right wing?

yeah, just gimme 1 sec gotta get my shoes on

That would be so fun! But so would siccing dogs on them.

You autistic fuckers. I went from being annoyed at this shit to finding it mildly amusing.

Topkek, all liberals want to be the leader. Liberal Fantasies. Will be my book title in a few years. You heard it here first!

MY BODY IS READY

What the fuck took you so long?

Only if I get a uniform from Hugo Boss

It'll grow on you like Bane.

lel

Sorry, I don't hang out with amateurs

>Probably cry a bit because I've been waiting for that for so long
>In one smooth move pick up my grabbag, boots, rifle and accordion.
>Slug down caffeine pills, wash them down with energy drink so I don't need to stop removing for a day or three.
>Let's do it lads.

It's time to give some free heli tours

Ask them to donate 80% of my pay to the cause.

Forced meme. Report and move on.

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