Making progress

>making progress
>believing in the Bible

pick one

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Christianity paved the way for what we see today. With its morality, with its linear time with its defense of the poor, the meek and the opressed.
Only an ignorant can deny that. In fact, Christianity is so progressive that I wish to stop being a christian.

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>cucking yourself for Islam and Trannies
>right side of history

Pick 1

Without the Bible progress progresses into gay liberals and legal pedophilia

PRAISE ISLAM!

But... that's what the bible says to do?

As a Christian I can tell you Catholics do not represent Christians and the pope is a masonic cucc

meant to quote

Why do atheists think Christians believe the bible is literal?

Fucking atheists are the dumbest cunts to live (see socialism)

The bible is an advice book.

some people are just too dumb for atheism, its honestly better that the masses believe in fairy tales

There are many different genres in the bible, some like Genesis are history, and were believed to be literal for the majority of Christian history.

>It's a "Joe doesn't understand that Christianity is the backbone of morality in the West and thinks the bible can only be interpreted literally" episode

The concept of Progress is just a secularized version of Christian Providence. Linear, purposeful history is a metaphysic inherited from the dissenter protestant founders of America, and it has filtered out to the entire western world.

You're the Christian and you don't even know it.

Providence is a lie
Progress is a lie
Technology masks decline

>anything objectively mattering
>lack of God
pick one

Atheism is for autistics that play wow all day

Genesis is not history.

Just because some people believe it to be literal, does not make it so just as some believe the earth is flat, does not make it so.

because too many of you fucktards are actually taking the bible seriously to the point of wanting creationism taught in schools

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Genesis#Genre

>Genesis is perhaps best seen as an example of "antiquarian history"

Don't like Wikipedia? Here, have Augustine.

>The narrative in [Genesis] is not written in a literary style proper to allegory, as in the Song of Songs, but from beginning to end in a style proper to history, as in the Books of Kings and the other works of that type

“In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth” (Genesis 1:1).

The ancients understood these concepts to be polar opposites. The concept of heaven and earth can be likened to the male/female principle, light/dark, higher/lower nature, etc. The Hebrew word for “heaven” simply means to be lofty, or something that is elevated in nature or style. The Hebrew word for “earth” simply means to be firm. In other words, something with substance, as in the matter that makes up the physical plane.

Need I go on?

I'm glad Sup Forums finally understand without christianity the whole society falls apart, in 2010 Sup Forums was full of edgy atheists, they thought you can have a conservative society while being atheists at the same time, it's absurd, women will always be initiating divorces if the society allows it, only truly religious society can restore the institution of marriage to its full glory

religion is for delusional cucks who believe in a made up fairy tales to help them form some pathetic semblance of self-importance and meaning.

Listen, I'm tired of hearing this absolutely pathetic argument about how the entire basis of morality in this world is based on Christianity; this argument is cyclical and stupid ("I really believe that morality comes from the gods and humans aren't capable of being good unless God says its OK" what a crock of shit), not based in reality, and assumes that everyone in the world is just a piece of shit.

Yes, there are pieces of shit in the world. Guess what? A lot of them are religious! BOOM! Guess religion has absolutely fucking nothing to do with morality! I mean how can Christianity be responsible for all the morality in the world if they can't even get their own pastors to stop sodomizing children?

Morality is intrinsically linked to our survival instinct, it is part of our genetics. Look at the world around you. Europeans understood the value of society, banding together and not murder/raping each other all the time like a pack of niggers.

Use your fucking head for once.

>progress
I'm a member of the "atheist" tribe but "progress" is a more stupid meme than anything on the right.

If we're apes who are barely rational (and I believe that) there is no progress. We just live in a bubble which is so decadent that people have enough spare time to become atheists. The bubble will be gone soon.

Progress is a religious idea. Atheism is grim.

>using joe rogan reaction pics

kill yourself, now.

never met an intelligent atheist past 25

>hurr hurr fairy tales
>ALL CULTURES CAN GET ALONG DESPITE THE WHOLE OF HISTORY PROVING OTHERWISE BIGOT

Penis

>Progress is a religious idea.

Holy shit you're joking right?

That's why we castrated Alan Turing? Because of progress? We just go and castrate a man who has literally helped us through one of the darkest times in humanity, helped lay the groundwork for the modern computer (you might not know this but they are EVERYWHERE now) and how do we repay him? Oh right we chop his fucking nuts off because some old outdated book told us its a bad thing when a man has sex with another man. Oh well case closed. Progress.

That's why we have people claiming evolution isn't real and that dinosaurs existed alongside men? Progress? The Galileo affair? Progress?

Maybe you're using some weird fucked up meaning for "progress" that none of us are aware of.

>>ALL CULTURES CAN GET ALONG DESPITE THE WHOLE OF HISTORY PROVING OTHERWISE BIGOT

>projecting this hard

They are fairy tales, get the fuck over it.

"Progress" to what? If "progress" is technology, then "progress" is just a way to use our finite resources faster and live more hedonistic lives.

Life is much better for minorities now, because we're decadent, because we got so good at using resources that people have more spare time to think. Then the resources will run out, people will get stressed, minorities will get crushed again.

That's the world according to materialism. Notice how every optimistic atheist future involves us discovering some miraculous technology for clean energy. Well that probably won't happen, you know? Why would it?

This thread gives me Christianity

>there are atheists on Sup Forums who think they're not part of the problem


time to go back to plebbit you fags

>entire basis of morality in this world is based on Christianity
never said that and dunno what you're getting at, 'humans being capable of good' is not enough to create a healthy society, you need more
and on sidenote, I believe all the talk about morality, family values, conservatism, tradition, honor, loyalty, whatever you call it - it only applies to men, women will do whatever the society will allow them to, if there is no pressure from society for women to behave then you lose by default

Must suck being too low IQ to comprehend the uncucked biblical reality.

Christian Identity is literally the religion.

Hebrews were Druids. Mohammed was white, too.

Jesus said to drink your own urine for good health.

Nothing wrong with being an Aryan patriarch pedo. It's the first and final solution.

Jesus Christ is the son of God. Lord and Savior. Sent to redeem mankind and suffer for our sins so that we may be seen as blameless and forgiven before a holy God. You don't have to believe that, but you don't have to believe in gravity either. Blessings brother!

Materialism? Hedonism? What a pathetic deflection. I'll respond to your paltry claims but try to stay on topic cucko.
>"Progress" to what? If "progress" is technology, then "progress" is just a way to use our finite resources faster and live more hedonistic lives.

If atheistic technological progress is hedonism and you're trying to link hedonism to atheism, lmao... dude what world do you fucking come from? Have you seen the churches around the world? Or Joel Osmett's house? Oh yeah, they are really amazing examples of self-restraint from pious people. How about all the fat fucks in the bible belt? Yeah definitely not hedonistic self-interested twats.

>Life is much better for minorities now, because we're decadent, because we got so good at using resources that people have more spare time to think. Then the resources will run out, people will get stressed, minorities will get crushed again.

What the fuck is this point even? Minorities are prospering because of atheism? Spare time to think? This is barely even a thought so bare with me while I try to decipher your drivel; I'm not arguing that minorities lives would be better without western culture (also kudos for changing the subject), but you're equating western culture with Christianity, which is just plain wrong. So because now we have time to deliberate upon the workings of the world this is a bad thing? Oh no, freedom of thought is actually bad guys!!

>That's the world according to materialism. Notice how every optimistic atheist future involves us discovering some miraculous technology for clean energy. Well that probably won't happen, you know? Why would it?

Are you literally this dumb? I'm not even gonna bother with this one.


You're the one who is using "progress" in a yet to be determined meaning. Tell me, if progress ISN'T technological advances (and I'm not saying this is the only form of progress you illiterate cuck) then what is it?

[a middle eastern guy, or how we commonly call them here - a sandnigger] is the son of [literally the god from jew beliefs]

hey man it's all good. you can shit all over it and it makes no difference. it's not my job to convince you. I just hope your life is good and you are happy living it.

>never said that and dunno what you're getting at
>I'm glad Sup Forums finally understand without christianity the whole society falls apart

lmao.

The Bible says many things, but to be homosex is not among them.
What is among those things however is the antichrist and how frighteningly similar this pope seems to it.

Please expound upon this, I really wanna see this tinfoil hat argument, do you REALLY believe in an anti-christ? what about the easter bunny?

>Liberal Conundrum

Well not a big black demon that will scorch the land and bring about judgement day.
A vital component of the church that completely destroys its foundations and ultimately accomplishes eternal war? Quite more realistic.

Revelations is not to be taken literally.

Here's some words of wisdom for you comment posting idiots. You people think your opinions are so important and that you possess some natural-born expertise. But take it from ME, a REAL expert, when I say your comments are even more stupider than you people making them. Now I have a lot of experience, so when I say something, it counts. That's because I'm very important and I know what I'm talking about, unlike feeble-minded you. I see you want to retort by posting a reply, do you? PSHAW!!! You can't post a reply to me because you're speechless, and you're too AFRAID. Besides, no one wants to hear your stupidness anyway.

Do you know who I am? I have 9 black belts, 15 Masters degrees and a PhD in Applied Arithmetic. That's right, you know I'm way better than you, and all my fans and supporters will gladly tell you how great and awesome I am! Have you seen my power level? It's over 9000! You know what that means? It means I have more than 9000 units of POWER. It also puts my total adjusted force rating at 22000! That's more than triple, so you don't want to make me mad because anger is my middle name, and I have the legal right to sexually harass you.

Remember: He who laughs last, laughs last. So, go ahead, I dare you to write a reply to my comment. I DOUBLE dare you to write a reply to my comment. But I know you won't reply to my comment because you're all too AFRAID.

that was a lot of typing.

Oh so we take parts of it literally and parts of it non-literally, totally up to you to decide which parts!

We take the parts of the bible that we like and ignore the parts we don't.

God I love you fuckers, you say this book is the word of God but then you constantly disregard whatever doesn't suit your world view and you contort it into whatever allegory you think fits your twisted world view, all while maintaining that shit like a talking snake is 100% real.

Hilarious how you are all so fucking warped in the head.

Says the old shit that lives behind a giant fucking wall.

why are you so angry? don't be mad at God...be mad at the imperfect people that DO twist it and get it wrong. christians can be the worst advertisers for God.

Progress = Communism

Fuck that

I'm not mad at god because he doesn't exist you cuck, I'm slightly perturbed at idiots who believe in fairy-tales that defy all the laws of the world, and then tell other people to live in reality.

Your god (Judaeo-Christian, Muslim, whatever the fuck) does not exist, please wake up.

The woman on the left looks like willem dafoe.

Not seeing the parallels between the christian revolution of Rome and todays liberalism

>I'm slightly perturbed at idiots who believe in fairy-tales....and then tell other people to live in reality.
>Your god does not exist, please wake up.

c'mon man..at least admit that you see the irony here...

I don't care if you believe in God or not. Enjoy your life brother!

Who the fuck says that? Cuckservatives in the Midwest?

Lmao it's really funny how you are implicitly implying god is real, what a tactic!

Cheers and Peace and all that bullshit.

uhhh, i don't need to be sneaky. God is real to me. No need to imply anything. Just saying you said you didn't like Christians telling you to wake up to their reality, when you are doing the exact same thing :)

I choose Bible

uhhh, i don't need to be sneaky. God is real to me. No need to imply anything.

You said you didn't like Christians telling you to wake up to their reality, when you are doing the exact same thing. I thought that was funny. That's all.

Bible

Yeah but one of us is right and one of us is clearly wrong, the evidence is all on one side of the table ;)

My argument isn't one of hypocrisy; it's a statement on how fucking dumb your ilk is.

I too speak with Cthulhu, he's real to me! Respect my made up bullshit!!

God I would love to go after them with a hatchet

You're just one of tose angry douchebags that will argue no matter what. I don't care if you believe in magic bread muffins. Roll you own bro. But you sound like a whiny bitch that cannot control his emotions when situations get weird. Christianity can help you with that. So can Buddhism and meditation. Stop literally (((shaking))) ad grow up a little.

Cue the "way to act like a Christian". LOL I've heard them all.

>almost all non christian countries are shit holes
hmm really fires up those neurons

Lmao, deflecting already? I'm just so incensed over your statments on the internet! Oh god my emotions!!! UGH OH JESUS HELP ME IM GETTING FLAMED ON Sup Forums!!!

Try to stay on topic cuck boi, your shits fake, face reality already, trust me you're gonna thank me when you finally rip that little band aid off and you actually see life for what it is. It's ok if you wanna believe in pokemon or whatever by all means, its your life, if you wanna live it in delusion and lies that's your choice, but stop preaching it as something good or righteous or even normal.

sick inclusion of the literally shaking meme btw.

thank you and goodnight.

See...typical douche. Just admit you're angry. Look at all the keys you mashed to stick it to me. Kek.

>thank you and goodnight.
one quick jab and you take the coward's way out? C'mon sweetie let's have this out...I got time for you.

Get the fuck out of here heretic.
Muslims invaded the Christian middle east and converted it after a few decades of slaughter and breeding. Muslims invaded the Christian homelands of Europe conquering large swathes and settling down and took nearly 9 centuries to retake it all back with the final areas retaken in 1922 when the Ottoman Empire collapsed(we should have kept Constantinople when we had it back). The entire Islamic faith is about destroying Christianity with prophecies about conquering the Christian strongholds of Constantinople and Rome from Muhammed himself. The former being accomplished in 1453AD.

ISIS has murdered hundreds of thousands of Christians around the middle east and the Iraqi christian population has dropped from 1.3mn in Feb 2014 to 275k as of now. The implications are staggering if Obama let upto a million people get murdered whilst he spent all his time bombing empty fields and helping 12,000 literal devil worshippers on a mountain. UN cannot find them in the camps which are all 97-98% Muslim and its causing concern how such a large population disappeared.

This foreign cuck needs to fuck off. He's an insult to traditional Catholics,militant catholics and our brave ancestors who bled to free our brethren from Islamic rule.

Fucking paid opposition scum. (((Soros))) shills used to spread (((Feminism))).

>stop preaching it as something good or righteous or even normal.
were you touched in your dirty place by a bad man? where does all this anger come from? Seriously? Do have have kids? Are you this angry at them too?

cmon man...lemme lure you back in.

>See...typical douche. Just admit you're angry. Look at all the keys you mashed to stick it to me. Kek.

And this folks is how you know you've won an argument, all he can do is call me mad lmao.

gg cuck.

You realize "progress" is a communist idea right? What do you think "progress" means? It means progress towards communist utopia, and we know what that entails. Sort yourself out.

i knew you couldn't resist. Now lets talk about why you're so angry at a random internet user. I bet you are the first one at the party to tell everyone you're a super smart and proud atheist...??

based peterson.

Are you frustrated at work because the boss is Christian and he favors other xtians in the workplace? Man that would suck. Cmon open up to me...I'm bored and nothing is on tv.

You know you'll respond...you can't help yourself. Weird right?

>>lets talk about why you're so angry
>being this much of a cuck in the year 2017

ahahaha goddamn you're predictable.

and now you're thinking "Fuck I can't respond now cuz he would win". You would be right, but man I bet your eyeballs are twitching. I'll give you a pass and let you respond. Don't be scared. I love you mane!

Sometimes I think the guy who keeps posting his picture is actually the real Jordan Peterson.
I don't like the idea of someone as nice and even tempered as him being exposed to edgy Sup Forums humor tbqh

LOL there you are. OK pal...enough of your hurt feelings. Let's peel back this onion and make you whole again. I tld you I would give you a pass for going against your word, and I shall.

So tell me about yourself...

Wow you're really mad lmao

Glad you decided to stay. You might think I am super smart, but I'm not. I just recognize when people are in pain. I can help you with that. Let's roll!

trips! wow...i'll be a good channer and admit that these trips were wasted. better luck to me next time. praise kek!

aww come on Dave. Let's talk. When did it all go wrong? What was the trigger? Was it your parents? Did you get beat up in school a lot? I got beat up several times, but it was because i wore old shitty clothes that didn't fit right. The kids that had OP and Jordache were jerks.

I'm glad we came to the consensus you're delusional but you're not really saying anything other than the old "u mad" meme, at this point i can just cut and paste your generic responses, not really worth replying to, but thanks for playing.

Which of you dumb cucks is next?

Dave? Do you prefer David Allen? I'll pray for you brother! I hope your life is fantastic (fo real) and I pray that you will find nothing but success in your future!!! Love you man. no anger. just peace :)

Holy cow you're still here? Cmon Dave let's make some progress here. You don't answer any of my questions...don't be grumpy mate.

>the old "u mad" meme
nah. the u mad meme doesn't show weakness on the part of the antagonist. I am clearly opening up to you about me getting beat up in school because of my ratty clothing.

Aww Dave. Ok, you win this time. I have to get up in the morning. But I will leave you with this:

Luke 6:28
"Bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you."

I pray in the name of Jesus that your mind will be calm, that you will find success and happiness in everything you do. I pray that the Lord blesses you nd your house with peace, prosperity and love. God bless you brother. Have a wonderful week!

>Christianity paved the way for what we see today.
In the time of the bible, Abraham was whoring out his wife to Pharoah.

Those were the times of better morality!

holy shit, so booty bothered, bro you're the one who needs anger counseling if this is how you lash out after getting smacked around on the internet. your god is fake, wake up lmao, stop taking it so personally.

>your god is fake, wake up lmao

Atheists everyone

>god is real, wake up lmao

deists everyone

a lot of the smartest men in history were faithful. galileo and kepler come to mind. something about not thinking that we already understand the universe makes us want to learn more?

deism master race. you don't have to literally believe every word is a historical account to get something out of it.

>"""progress"""
>The current year
>Believing in the whiggish notion of history