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He's pushing buttons and he doesn't even know it. The absolute mad man.

You'll be the ones getting hit with them

>talk about reducing trade with china and getting manufacturing back in the US
>Chinese deploy nuclear missiles
>Trump is to blame

China and the US are economically interdependent unlike the US and USSR (which never directly confronted) and not even tariffs will end that

China is a nation of butthurt babbies who couldn't ching their way out of a chong without the US showing them how to do it.

What are they gonna do, nuke Commiefornia, thereby removing the fuck-huge free electoral votes for the dems? Fucking let them.

4D chess.

Chinky sabre rattling.

I like leaders who don't get in trouble by being big mouths.

>Be American
>Get shot with a 50MT ICBM

plz no hit warshington

Chinks trying to capitalize on social unrest and political division in the US, looknst California and Hollywood.

*look at, fucking phone.

>inb4 phone posters reeeeee

>be mexican
>Get hit with fallout due to the prevailing winds once the americans destroy the warheads in the upper atmosphere

Why are they publishing news from 1991?

Anybody feel we are in for some big happening? I was feeling kinda nervous before the inauguration something wouldn't go right but it went ok. I got two trips same day saying china would nuke California. I feel things are kinda out of control at this point and something has to happen.

>"get in trouble" with China
Get fucking real. China is literally North Korea. The only difference is that their military and the fact that America props up its economy has allowed them to believe they are a big-boy superpower.

>deploying long range missiles to the coast
>implying China has any significant military target for long range nuclear missiles that isn't the United States
>implying that moving them a short distance closer serves any purpose besides propaganda

500 nukes isn't enough to penetrated THAAD, much less the rest of the American defenses. The only country capable of nuking the US is Russia, everyone else will just have high altitude explosions and try for a SLBM run with little chance of success.

LMAO Republicans are done

>China tries to portray itself as civilized
>acts like norks

Fuck off back to China, Wang.

t. sixteen years old strayian faggot

Do you believe that chinese oligarchy wanna die in a war against US because "trump´s rethoric" "trump´s aggression" "trump´s mercantilism"?

>Get fucking real. China is literally North Korea. The only difference is that their military and the fact that America props up its economy has allowed them to believe they are a big-boy superpower.

Isn't something off?
Trump hasn't talked about China in a while now. They scared? or trying to scramble to a position of strength.
Either way seems like they don't see him as a clown anymore.

>what is the senate, the house, and soon, the supreme court

Get fucked, Achmed or Chang

BUMP!

if theyre so long range capable why do they need to be moved

You forget that revolts are abrewing in China. There is a reason why China has been doing all it can to woo countries on its borders: civil war is coming to China within the next few years. The USA likely is already preparing for the cyclical collapse of a united China, with Trump eyeing a collapse of communist China as a way to secure the East for them. But in the way is Russia, who can make it easy or hard for the central party to keep control and not fall into people worshiping with Xi jinping, or out right regional warlords.

Note that moving these missles does nothing to increase their effectiveness against the USA. But, funny enough, it makes it so that now all of central China is in the minimum range.

Except Republicans are fucking done

Why is China butthurt, assuming they are and this isn't just media spin?

Well they also blame trump when they expect that Muslims would blow themselves up just because they are not allowed access to a country. The left are the masters of mental gymnastics.

how will republicans recover from having so much power

done good

>"Hey China, stop being faggots. 9-dash line is bullshit and y'all know it"
>FUCKA U LOUNDEYE! CHINA TAKES WHATEVA IT WANTS! WE POINT POWERFU DONG FENG AT UUUU!!!

America is clearly the aggressor here.

Republicans
Are
Done

Kek.

RAD as fuck my man

What aggression

shit news.
China has been working and testing this thing for years. Even during the Obama admin.

No, you don't understand.
Republicans are done

This
China would never nuke the US because it would wreck their economy

Nice arguments.

only the chinese would nuke their own populace to maintain Confucian control of the ashes

Theatrics. China of any country would be hesitant to use the nuclear option. Guangzhou has 45 million people. Beijing has 22 million. Their cities are so densely populated that it would be like flushing entire countries off the map if they were nuked.

At Trump's current rate America will be made great again in about a month.

Plenty of time to focus on the chinks after that friendo.

>Republicans are done
Not yet proxy leaf, they have a lot more promises to fulfill before they even come close to the end.

>Their cities are so densely populated that it would be like flushing entire countries off the map if they were nuked.

Perhaps that's their goal.

>America gets nuked
>New golden age of the world begins

Fund it

feels comfy af

Dòng zhù! Bùxǔ zǒu!
-Trump

The Magic 8 Ball seems to agree with you. Digits would confirm.

>implying the US can't shoot ICBMs out of the sky with satellite lasers.

To what end?

I want you to try to imagine how many people 45 million is, and then imagine all of them simultaneously having their flesh melt off their bones. That would be one nuke. If there were two, the next largest population in China is another 35 million. So right off the bat that would be more casualties than in WWII.

republicans can't even decide how to repeal obamacare. something they have been promising to do for seven years. something they have held about 50 votes on so far. now that they actually can do it, they have no idea how. all republicans, especially president fucktard, are incompetent idiots.

>less than 2 weeks into presidency
>libtards are already growing accustomed to Trump's "no bullshit" expedience when handling the country's problems and are complaining that he doesn't get shit done faster
This really is the best timeline.

NOW STOP ASKING QUESTIONS AND GET BACK TO WORK

Goodbye california

it's been seven years kid. the republicans have had seven years to figure out a plan to repeal obamacare, and they have nothing.

>trump

why even bring him up? trump doesn't know shit lol. he just tweets something and expects other people to figure out how to deliver on his bullshit promises. congressional republicans will most likely just give up and write a bill that does nothing close to what trump promises, and trump will sign it anyway since it's longer than 140 characters and he won't be able to tell the difference.

>THAAD,

THAT DOES IT. I'M WITH HER ;-^)

DRUMF BTFO'D!

>wahhhhh stop making fun of my incompetent fucktard of a president

go to bed kid

>> be mexican
>> die from complications of being mexican

>why even bring him up? trump doesn't know shit lol

Because he's the POTUS?

Fuck China! They couldn't handle a proper war, they are a bunch of pussy ass faggots who will collapse at the first couple of nukes!

TAIWAN IS THE LEGITIMATE NATION OF THE CHINESE!

The world is coming to an end. I can feel it. It was a fun ride brochachos can't say I liked you but you were better than people irl... for whatever that's worth. See y'all in hell.

>kid

We spy on everyone. Pretty sure we got the counter measures against it, giving a big fuck you to whatever treaty said we couldn't.

Things never were in control, really. That's the scary thing.

Thats some georgia guide stones levels of house cleaning.

>tfw Liberals are now scared of thermonuclear annihilation

so much for gun control. kek