Limericks for Jesus

My boy Paper was a shill
The retweets gave him a thrill
He had no real stance, but he taught us a dance
So he'll never be forgoten, no chance

There once was a man from Kentucky
Who fancied himself quite lucky
He went to Las Vegas, and lost all his wages
and now he survives by sucking

Shia was not so tough
Our insults he could not rebuff
He picked a fight, over a small slight
So now he's not so tight

There's always a delusional vegan
Who thinks that we can't see them
Milk gives you powers, you'll last for hours
Eat your meat you coward

Uncle Vinnie likes to smoke
And tell off color jokes
He's not a slob, he's making jobs
And he's always tugging on his cob

I've made these all for you and the good guy crew, i hope they're good enough

After the betas were banned
And Alaska nearly got banned
Along came to greet us
And eye patched Greek Jesus
And subtly the fires were fanned

Fuck, 'v&'

JESUS JOIN THE DISCORD

notice me

(checked)

D DONALD
I IS
N NOT
D DIVIDING
U US

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TENDER BENDER

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BLESSED THREAD BY JESUS

are you fucking retarded, the limerick rhyme scheme is
>A A B B A
not
>A A B B B
jesus christ you're dumb

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IT'S SEASON 2

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thats funny. i like this

>unironically supporting a curry nigger
god this board has gone to shit

Not mine but I'm CTR shill for wikifags

>tfw no Sup Forumsjesus gf

He's a wog you spastic. Fucking neck youself

ah shit a nigger and a wigger

Senpai finally noticed me
Now I doubt I'll ever sleep
My heart is pounding, the cheers are resounding
We need some thorns for a crowning

I've been reminded of the scheme
I was always wrong it seems
So this one's legit, i'm never going to quit
And this neither will this stream

I imagine jesus riding a seal
It's just how deeply I feel
I love me some jesus, he's funnier than beavus
We've all made anime real

I took her out to the park
And we couldn't stay apart
She exposed her breasts, and I did my best
but blood would attract a shark

Jesus has no balet
As if he could ever veil it
so there's no need to worry, there will be no fury
But for your own safety don't assail him

Not a limerick you autistic
REEEEEEE

Jesus, how long will you be there? I'm coming Thrusday.

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requesting eurobeat on stream

ANTIFA FAGS
ANTIFA FAGS
ANTIFA FAGS

>2D waifus are degenarate

I have jerked off to Jesus.

HNGGGGGG

Thank for reassuring me that traps are gay
peace leafman

Don't Sexualize Jesus and STAWWP MASTURBATING it drains your testosterone so you can't fight harder...do you want the pinkos to catch you with your pants down.

Jesus is the real big boss.
I love you

Zo mer g4d you didn't