If you don't like this movie it's because you are a misogynist!

If you don't like this movie it's because you are a misogynist!

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This Ocean's shit sucks regardless of gender.

I'm not going to go watch 7 movies just to understand this one. Enough with the fucking sequels. Think of something original.

kek

so it's about aging prostitutes?

So... Ghostbusters 2?

I liked the first one. I never saw the sequel though. I'm sure this all female cast will be awful.

Well another shitty Ocean's movie for me to ignore.

This movie could actually be good if the screenplay doesn't have them constantly referencing the fact that they are women.

Oceans were becoming worse at astronomical rate, tend predicts more shit. Just like ghostbusters, first was good second was crap videogames were shit and women's reboot was shart (made in america).

Think before you type

kek, looks like they couldn't find enough notable female actors to do an Ocean's 14

this post best post lole

That mentality you espout is the reason why Trump won and why Ghostbusters 2016 flopped.

I stand by my post. Ocean's movies are fan service films - not self-righteous K I NO with deep themes. It could be successful as fan service if they avoid gender commentary.

It is impossible for a "stronk wymyn" film to be good.

Honestly not a terrible cast, with some exceptions. Sadly it'll probably fucking tank because of rampant virtue signaling. The Ocean's series really dropped off after the first like most. That being said I hope it's good, I love a good heist.

KEK WORKED SO WELL FOR THEM WITH THE ALL-FEMALE GHOSTBUSTERS

THESE GURLPOWER MOVIES WERE ALL RIDING ON THE 99% CERTAIN HILLARY WORLD

BUT OUR TIMELINE IS VERY DIFFERENT NOW :^)

>Heist movie with women
>Women working together
>Women with expertise on explosives, electronics and hacking.

Pretty much. Feminists think genderwashing popular movies destroys patriarchy or something. It will probably fall flat on its face.

It is actually about Daniel Ocean who has ten of his friends help him rob a casino. The original was never meant to have a sequel. It was also way different from Clooneys movies.

The next one is called oceans twelve because he has one more accomplice in doing so.

Oceans eight does not have anything to do with the story neither the original movies and is, just like the new ghostbusters and suicide squad and other movies from 2014-2016, a way of Hollywood fags and lesbos to try to portray women as some sort of Amazonian warrior tribe strong enough to do anything a man can.

You really think those fat whales from the ghostbusters movie wouldn't jump if a mice ran through the kitchen?

Next Hollywood Blockbuster: The Highlander with an all female cast (except Kurgan, who gets his balls chopped off by Fiona MacCleod before she beheads him).

If I cared I would go look at the writers.

Also very first one had a story line, the Sinatra one, that was about getting money for a friend to get him out of some fiasco if I remember correctly. It ended with them hiding the money in a casket and that casket getting burnt.

No sequel or remake was needed.

Strike two.

The whole point he's trying to get at is that the all woman cast isn't the flaw, it's the fact that the screenplay thinks the all women cast is the selling point.

No one cares that Alien's always had a female lead because it only started coming up when writers started getting shitty.

My brother and I pirated and watched the Ghostbusters reboot together with a few drinks, and it was genuinely awful. Extremely whorish product placement, only one or two funny "jokes" over the course of the movie, the writers seemed to think "girls acting awkward" was the height of comedy. The main villain was a nerdy white guy who is bullied into suicide, then gets his ghost dick shot off.

10/10 deep art girls can be funny too you are just misogynerds.

Yeah, I hate women. Can you blame me after the last election?

It really isn't about the writers.

Imagine if we made a movie with all naked women walking around and men grabbing them by the pussy at will, while the men play golf as they smoke cigars. A black man comes in and says "you're holding the pussy wrong" and adjusts a certain mans hand in a rectangular angle to the clit and disappears as she's cumming in the guys hand.

Boom, Bagger Vance.

I only laughed at the part where they hired Chris Hemsworth solely due to his great looks.

It made me think that do women really do this in real life?

>The main villain was a nerdy white guy who is bullied into suicide, then gets his ghost dick shot off.
Seriously?

The writers can tell you a lot about a film.

Somebody who watched this trash and can actually verify this? Sounds too ridiculous to be true.

My dick can tell you a lot about porn.

>Heyyo gurls watch me seduce the guard

>Hello handsome
>I'm sorry Ma'am bingo night's on Wednesday, do you need help walking back the stairs?

Yep. He's a hotel worker who is relentlessly abused by everyone around him, then he commits suicide when the Fembusters confront him. Somehow he turns into a ghost, turns into a giant Ghostbusters logo, and they shoot his dick off in the finale. I wish I was making this up.

There's a scene where the characters are all in a haunted house, and McCarthy's is filming everything. The "wacky" one is loudly eating Pringles™ chips, and McCarthy asks something like "Do you really have to do that now?" In response, the wacky one goes "ONCE YOU POP!™", which is the Pringles slogan. There's also product placement for Papa John's pizza, Viacom, various artists and Sony computer products.

I wouldn't watch a porn starring a guy with a microdick.

>muh female protagonist movies suck meme

I completely understand why ghostbusters tanked and why starwars is pandering to the sjw feminist libtard audience, that aside, saying that all movies portraying strong women in leading roles suck is plain retarded, there are good examples:
>Some movies of the Resident Evil Saga
>Sigourney Weaver's "Alien"
>Pixar's "Brave" was actually pretty decent
>Mulan
etc

Don't fall for the womenhating guys, they can be our useful dumb allies if we play them right, look at the several lauren southerns for the world for instance

I watched it for 30 minutes and quit because it was so boring.

It's not even funny for shitposting purposes like TDKR.

I like how they left room for two sequels in case their movie doesn't flop.

>set grip is a man

I guess a woman couldn't be trusted with the expensive cameras.

Absolutely, as a good looking guy myself I got the position I went for after being interviewed by both a gay guy and a woman, aside from that I'm actually smart and have a good resume so the combination helped I guess, but I was definitely placed above the other not attractive applicants I saw during the several interviews

demolitions expert sandra 'prep the bullock'

kek

Mulan got ruined for me because I could hear the nigger behind the dragon's voice

First, I am a misogynist, which is why I'll never see this movie. But more importantly, the movie plot itself is totally unrealistic. There are no hot female criminals. Why should hot females be criminals, all they have to do for money is flirt with rich guys.

i bet you enjoy being grilled by gay dudes all the time

it's alright man, we live in different times now.

youtube.com/watch?v=w3ugHP-yZXw
remember that?
wasn't such a big profit bringer

It's funny cause it's true

What do you mean by "grilled"? Matter of fact I actually dislike getting stares and looks from both women and men I don't find appealing, unlike a woman I just don't enjoy that kind of attention

Damn, that's right. This would have been made in anticipation of Madam President. To rub it in.
Hahaha -- fuck (((hollywood))), another flop incoming.

>Le reboot with all female cast that no one asked for


Does hollywood not learn anything?

t. trembling studio exec who greenlit this shit

will just watch it for my queen Cate

>Women putting their bags on the floor, and not putting them on the seat taking up more room than my manspreading ass ever would.
This film just isn't realistic.

Dammit, Hans, uncuck thyself

I genuinely believe 90% of Hollywood are smart smart and talented people, but the higherups who got there via nepotismfear are making terrible business decisions either via incompetence or corruption

I identify as a big dicked dragon fly and if you say otherwise you're oppressing me.

please god
please let this movie fall like ghostbusters

And a million fucking cameos from the original cast as well.

It went from endering and nostalgic to irritating and forced really damn fast

>Kill Bill
>Alien Trilogy
>Terminator 1+2

These awesome movies featured female lead roles that didn't pander to the SJW faggotry. They kicked ass and didn't have to complain about the patriarchy afterwards. And they were successful.

Who cares? Don't watch it in the theaters, don't give it any attention either. Do not give them what they want. There are plenty of movies out there that are still good and aren't lib cancer

>female heist movie

So they all get married and then file for divorce?

Not before they have at least one child, and they are more successful the richer guys they manage to pin down. Plus the amount of life support payments and alimony they can get. It's expected that the duration of these payments is going to be for life, anything else would be unprofessional.

Daenerys Targ is the most perfectly done female character of all time.

>MOTHER of Dragons
>freed slaves call her mom
>friendzones a guy for the better for them both
>keeps a dick on the side purely by her rules
>makes terrible, emotion-driven decisions that cost her
>not afraid to use sex to gain things
>her whole maturing/self-actualization journey starts because she finds liberation and empowerment by being the perfect wife to her Alpha's alpha husband

Her and cersei both are actually great representation of women. And most other women characters. 10/10 germ.

I think it's actually a woman...

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>Women needing to pull off a heist

Literally why, they get every gibs me dat benefit under the sun?

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the Ocean 11 movie, the modern remake at least, did well because it was interesting, and women could flick the bean to it

Ocean's 8 here won't have the same advantages

next time you write out a stupid comment, hit alt+f4 to submit it

>Women only steal 73 cents for every dollar a man steals
>Team is only 73% of the size

>Also, nig-nog manspreading.

Oh man, i can't wait for this to flop like ghostbusters

REMEMBER HOW WELL GHOST BUSTERS DID LETS DO IT AGAIN!!!!!

thats a man?

if it was anything like Xena i'd watch it

Cate Blanchett how could you...

There's not going to be much of a backlash. Ghostbusters has a massive cult fandom, Ocean's Eleven is a movie everyone likes but no one loves. There's no Ocean's Eleven t-shirts or Ocean's Eleven conventions or people collecting all the Ocean's Eleven memorabilia they can find.

>Some movies of the Resident Evil Saga

love this series. One of the few where it got better every sequel

>will be watching bootleg cam version of the finale tonight

cant wait for the transgender sequel

>still doing it after the flop of Ghostbusters
altough i guess this movie will have a smaller budget so getting the money back wont be that hard

I actually don't mind stronk wymynz warriors in a fantasy/superhero setting. They can fight because wizards and shit. It's stuff set in this universe where 105lb girls are beating up 220lb men and cyber haxx0ring all your webs that makes me groan.

That's what they said about Ghostbusters

It was supposed to be ocean's 12. Just confirmed there is exactly only 8 marginally talented women in Hollywood