DAHNALD THEY'RE COMING

40,000 shills, eh?

Two can play this game.

With my army of infinite conservigates deployable from thr space between dimensions, every iteration of me will fight to keep the balance of the universe.

Don't worry, Dahnald. Carry on with the delegates. I'll hold them off here, with the help of the Bogdahnoffs.

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>MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE DAHNALD

>the phone call that won the election

We must unite with Sup Forums

>Dahnald. There is still time to hand over the Supreme Court nomination.

>guy with full blown HIV
>"winning"

Hey, Dahnald. I made some new friends on my latest quest for the Atlantigates.

They're the Bodgahnoffs, Dahnald. Unfortunately, they don't seem to be very forthcoming about themselves. I was hoping someone knowledgeable in your administration could give me a quick rundown.

THIS SHITTY FORCED MEIGHMEIGH WAS NEVER FUNNY

YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS DAHNALD

Can someone give me a quick rundown on the Bodgahnoffs?!??

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THOSE DELEGATES ARE MIIIIIIINE DAHNALD

rundown pls?

DON'T TRY AND STOP ME DAHNALD

YOU'LL ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE

Can someone elaborate who these fine looking gentleman are?

I want Cruz in SCOTUS

Not so fast, impostor.

Dahnald, this version of me leaked from another timeline. I assure you that me and my skelegates are behind you to make the multiverse great again.

Now, Dahnald, stand back while I cast this remnant delegate back to the forbidden Berenstain dimension.

>FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE

I've been following you...

Need that Boghdanov rundown ASAP

sagearmy, we must protect the retards from themselves.

>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Controls the British crown
>keeps the metric system down
>keeps Atlantis off the maps
>keeps the martians under wraps
>holds back the electric car
>keeps Steve Gutenberg a star
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Bogdanoff twins
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
This is the final redpill. There is no endgame. We are stuck in a revolving door, and only the Bogdanovs have the way out. They have, in a way, truly reached nirvana while we are stuck in the cycle of birth, death, and rebirth.

No way

Is it just me or does anyone else wonder why the call that saved Europe is so unknown to normies? Does the BOG simply not want mortals to know of it's power and sits watching as a silent protector.

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>Half Canadian
>Half spic
>All rat
You will never get the delegates

Woah that's impressive

WHO ARE YOU

WHOEVER YOU ARE YOU WILL NOT STOP ME AND MY ARMY OF SKELEGATES

DAHNALD MUST STEP ASIDE AND LET A *TRUE* CONSERVATIVE DELIVER WHAT AMERICA NEEDS

>conservigates
This is going too far

I AM TED CRUZ OF THE RIGHTEOUS BERENSTEIN TIMELINE

YOUR INTERDIMENSIONAL MEDDLING WILL NOT BE PERMITTED

Can he ever obtain the Bogdagates?

>tripz

False Ted btfo

I love this meme
Don't get it why people hate it

Especially the dahnald même, one of my favorite

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Two French TV hosts for some children science show from the 90s.
Then someone on this board decides to make a même out of them

youtube.com/watch?v=71ib3N2MWRQ&feature=youtu.be

Top fucking kek
Love this shit

Trump is a faggot

STOP, IMPOSTER

YOU WILL NOT STOP THESE UNITED STATES FROM HAVING A TRUE CONSERVATIVE IN CHARGE

DAHNALD J. TRUMP IS A CONMAN AND HE MUST BE STOPPED FOR THE SAKE OF THE UNION!

God tier simpsons reference

Fake rundown detected

Hold it right there.

If you want to get to Dahnald, you're gonna have to go through me.

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so close...

THE INQUISITOR

HES BACK

BANISH THE UNREDEEMED CRUZ

DAHNALD BORROW MY POWER

>SAI postwar
Please

French physicists who found holes in the peer review system by submitting papers with a bunch of buzz words and getting them approved and published. They also have an outrageous plastic surgery obsession.

I'm not entirely sure why they're relevant today though, all the physics stuff happened like 10 years ago.

so close to perfection

BIDF fuck off

Don't forget the nuclear option from old school Sup Forums before it turned into ladyboys... gore threads. Make these sqeemish fuckers have nightmares if they try to invade us. We will turn this whole board to shit before we let them win

Fake red BTFO. Real ted's digits are more powerful

Wtf they are physicists? Wtf I love them now.
>tfw one day I might work with them

It's too late, Dahnald. Me and my army of delegates from the outer galaxies will finally win the day. These Galactegates will finally return us to the nightmare timeline.

>*BZZT* DAHNALD I'M ON MY WAY INTO ORBIT
>I'M GOING TO STOP THE INVASION DAHNAL*BZZZZZT*

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just try us fagget