So is he... Sulla? Marius? Crassus? Pompey?

So is he... Sulla? Marius? Crassus? Pompey?

I don't think he's Caesar. I think we haven't met Caesar yet. He's certainly not Augustus.

Could someone else who likes Roman history help me out here?

Other urls found in this thread:

livius.org/sources/content/suetonius/suetonius-on-tiberius-sex-life/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

He Otho, short flash in the pan.
But, he is more like Nero-fluffy psychotic entertainer

I hope he'll get Sulla-mode.

Hopefully a Claudius.

He is like Cincinnatus

YOU FUCKS KNOW IM RIGHT!

Caligula

Definitely commodus

He is Tiberius Gracchus. He's crashing the system with no survivors.

Barron is Augustus.

Those who watched hbo's rome will understand

>Sulla
Using the laws that they created for themselves against them.

He'll save the republic, then quietly move to the countryside and fuck his slaves. Like old Cincinattus.

This

He sure as fuck ain't Cicero.

Learn to read, pleb

He is Cassius Clay

Clearly Crassus, rich as fuck and doesnt take shit from terrorists who should know their place.

This. Cicero was a two-faced child rapist who sided with whoever gave him the most influence. Cicero is definitely Hillary Clinton.

He's Trajan.

He's Hadrian you dummies... wants to build the wall?

Trump is Hitler
Bannon is Martin Bormann
Stephen Miller is Gobbels
John Kelly is Himmler
Mattis' historical analogue is Hermann Goring but personally he's a lot more like Donitz or Von Manstein
Kellyanne is Leni Riefenstahl

Nah, I don't think he's any of the emperors, like I said. We're still in the Late Republic mode. The transition to empire is still in process. Caesar hasn't shown up yet.

But he will.

Tiberius Gracchus

First true populist reformer, tore down convention and establishment power in the name of the plebs, despised and eventually murdered by the political old guard, set the precedent for later populists culminating in Ceaser

>achieves all his goals in his first term
>America is made great
>doesn't run for a second term
LIBERALS ETERNALLY BTFO

I don't know man, he definitely seems like a Caesar. He's a populist who essentially gained power by doing whatever the fuck he wants, but mostly for the greater good of the Republic.

Cincinnatus

This. Except he's running for a 2nd term

>Caesar hasn't shown up

You're wrong.

He's Henry Wallace.

The only difference is that trump won.

He can't be Caesar unless America transitions from republic to empire

Got to be Sulla.
But instead of physical wars Trump proved himself in the Meme Wars

obv crassus, luckily for trump he doesn't have to lead military ops in the middle east

My favorite Greek actor is starring in a play of Caligula this year, should I go see it Sup Forums?

Hes DONALD TRUMP!!!! Not some dead Roman. He will pave his own way by not forgetting the little man that has waited and has been kept shit for so long.

Cicero was however extremely intelligent, well spoken and one of the greatest writers of the latin language

Why isn't the obvious answer--CLODIUS--occurring to anyone??

Sulla took advantage of a broken system and then fixed it so there could be no more Sullas.... Julius Caesar took some plays out of his book. Idk if he is Sulla.

>Crassus
>lose a war with persia

pls no

If he doesn't run for a second term then he can threaten to run again later.

I don't know enough about Roman history, but Trump reminds me of three historical figures.

The first one is Germany's Iron Chancellor, Otto von Bismarck.

>strong nationalist
>modernize military
>co-opt, discredit, liberal movements
>united country through meme warfare, fostering the idea of making one German people a reality

The other is actually 2 American statesmen, if we could go back and combine them into one person we would have Trump.

Millard Fillmore + John C. Fremont = Donald J. Trump

It gets better tbqh senpai, because if there's one figure in American history who reminds me of Hillary, it's James Buchanan.

>obvious faggot, everyone knows
>corrupt af
>ridiculous campaign promises, impossible to fulfill
>smeared opponent as unpredictable, untrustworthy, madman who would start a Civil War

What's Latin for "tiny hands"?

He's more of Didius Julianus.

The both have/had mad bank and simply bought the title of emperor.

Yeah, no. As much as i like the kid, i won't tolerate an autistic child to have any power whatsoever.

>married to a foreign whore
>anti-republic
>lives in a palace
>will undoubtedly be on the wrong side of history

Dude just might be Antony.

I'l also add to this:

>willfully ignorant of the constitution(or the twelve tables in roman times)
>Dictates his will to the senate(congress)

Commidus
#notmyemporer
#stoptheh8

His name was Robert Paulson

>Everyone ITT thinks that America isn't already passed the Republic state and well into Empire

Lincoln was Caesar.

>Trump

He's Julian the Apostate.

He's going to try his best to reverse the tide, but will eventually be overwhelmed.

"You win, globalist," will be his final words.

He's no grease ball ... 100 % WASP. Let's start at that, alright

He's Donald Trump.

The past is gone, this is the future.

>WASP

He's German and Scottish.

You can't be a WASP without the AS.

I certainly hope he's Sulla.

WASPS don't exist anymore. They were replaced by Irish Catholics

Plz wiki AS lol

Of course.

Aurelian. Empire is in crisis, but he manages to turn it around for a few years.

He can be Claudius

Was Sulla before the Gracchi?

Cyrus

Wasn't Antony a drug-addled drunk though? Stark contrast with Trump

He fucks his older sister?

Pompey was general so I guess Mattis?

Caligula

If he doesn't run a 2nd term he'll be like 78 if he ran in 2024, that's starting to get up there in age. I wish Trump was like 50 or something he could fuck with them real good for the next few decades but if he doesn't run for a second term I think that'll be it for him.

The man who takes all power to heal Rome. Who's. Caesar? Donald Jr., Eric?

Nah, nigger
Scots are considered to be WASPs

So Trump:
>white
>protestant
>scottish ancestry
He's totally a WASP

And also respected.

Podesta is Tiberius livius.org/sources/content/suetonius/suetonius-on-tiberius-sex-life/

No, Gracchi came first. In part, it is their reforms which allowed Sulla to wield the power he did

He's Tiberius Gracchus

>loved by agrarian plebs, hated by the elite
>elites tried to steal the election from him
>will probably be assassinated

Lol no. Caligula was insane or the biggest prankster in history.

Yes they do, they just don't have a complete monopoly on things like they did 60-70 years ago.

The Bush family is WASPs, expect for Jeb's stupid ass wife and kids.

>He's ANGLO

Top kek but no, just no. He's Aryan. That's why the anglos have been desperate to feed on his ARYAN blood

>i won't tolerate an autistic child to have any power whatsoever.

You don't get a vote.

What are you gonna do about it Kraut? Start another World War?

>Julian Apostle
>Doesn't like reading
>No military career


Fuck off nigger!

Baron is Augustus

Probably not insane.

He was just corrupt and selfish and pissed off the Senate.

People thought Tiberius was just a bad case and that the Republic could be restored to what it was, and Caligula basically shattered the illusions people had.

Paul = Cato

sulla.

Spitting fucking image.

Hes grachii brothers

>conquered Iraq
Sounds about right.

Trump would have to be our Caesar then, and I don't think we're quite there yet.

Makes me wonder who our Augustus will be.

Marius if we're talking late republic. At least in terms of background. Gracchi more generally.

Hes Hitlerus The Great

...

Trump is a cross between Caesar and Octavian. History has folded in on itself via memetic energy

shit, that's not too far off.

Probably Crassus

>extremely wealthy often using dodgy business practices
>uses extreme wealth for politics
>probably going to pick a fight with Iran again

Or Sulla

But he's certainly not the others

How come he went from blond to brown to back to blond again?

He may very well become our Caesar

He's crossing hundreds of little Rubicons every day. If he comes to the big one, I think he'll be the one to lead us across

He's absolutely the Sulla. Taking power by force and dragging us back (in a good way) to the traditional Republic. At the same time, people wrongly convict him of being a dictator and starting the path to Empire, which is really people like Caesar (Clinton preceeds our Caesar). They wrongly accuse Trump of being a tyrant, when he is, in fact, the exact opposite.

Because he dyes his hair now.

youre saying he was a console of rome?

Marius was purely focused on military reform, and ended up violently seixing control of Rome and abandoning the constitution. The Gracchi were communists. Neither of these is correct.

Romulus Augustus

And he's succeedan.

>mfw people pronounce it with a J sound instead like "Try-an"

If he's anyone other than Tiberius, he's Gaius

>doesn't drink
>doesn't drugs
>caligula

fuck off moron

Hes more like Cuckus

Sulla was an insider though. The family may have lost influence but he was the equivalent of a Kennedy or any of your other political families.

Trump is a rich new man in this analogy.