Get hired at facebook

>get hired at facebook
'So user, how bad do you hate Trump!?'

your reply?

>get hired at facebook
stopped reading there

>>get hired at facebook
im a dumb college dropout with no practical skills though, why would they hire me

A quantum amount!

Sound like a perfect candidate to me

>get hired at facebook

Na.

I work with facebook all the time,

Just lie about having an MBA, and have a portfolio of measured metrics where you increased SEO and used A/B testing and a bunch of meme words.

You'll get a cushy job where you'll do nothing. The interview process takes days tho.

Trust me.

>get hired
stopped reading there

I wouldn't even get an interview when they found my Facebook.

Allah akbar!!

I would write All Lives Matter on their communal whiteboard every day until Zuck had a breakdown.

>be gopnik
>dig melania
>TRUMP SUCKS his wife is hot tho bet he abuses her and his autistic son barron
>boom!
>instant sjw privesc to root

i would never want a job with facebook.

None of your goddamn business

Now let's get to work

Just like Zuckerberg!

>Y-you too

...

When did I send you my resume and why did I show up for the interview?

I dont hate anybody, why do you?

I love Trump, I just applied here to get passed the defenses and kill Cuckerberg

>so much that I spend hours of my freetime shitposting about drumpf to trigger his supporters on a white nationalist image board