This. So. Much

This. So. Much.

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Do they block his telepathy and time travel abilities?

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

DUDE
SMALL HANDS
LOL!

Typing. Like. A redditor.

>don't forget your sage

Thanks for Correcting the Record!

Maybe get the same thing for the Somalis in your country so they can't touch women, Sven.

LMAO

CTR shill gtfo

Shareblue has arrived

Trump falls in love with a Big and Beautiful Wall.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the wall's building address. Never minding the strange zip code, he immediately looks up the wall on Maps.com, and is overjoyed to find out that the wall was built by and already owned by The Trump Organization.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to Megyn Kelly, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the wall he found is not the same wall he fell in love with. In fact, the wall doesn't exist in this universe at all. The wall is the alternate universe counterpart to this universe's US-Mexican border, which has fallen under administration of the MC's version of President Obama, who is blissfully unaware of the dangers of illegal immigration. The other Trump has been stumped.

Hijinks ensue as both Trumps strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to build a big & truly beautiful wall. While the two chase their respective walls, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of IMMIGRATION.

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>they forgot to cover his mouth so he can't use voice commands
Do they ever learn?

CTR or are you CREW now fuck off you Degenerate Faggots should be exterminated

A businessman falls in love with a political office.

Unable to be taken seriously, he is gifted with by a desu ex machina with the Guac Merchant Jeb's phone number. Never minding the strange spanish letters, Trump immediately calls Jeb, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a debate on Fox as well.

But, the next day, when Trump recounts the previous day's stumping to the Guac Merchant, Jeb only looks at him with a scowl. After some investigation, Trump finds out that the Establishment he called is not the same America he fell in love with. In fact, Greatness doesn't exist in this America at all. Gommunisms is the Country's alternate economic counterpart, who has fallen in love with the Populace's own taxpayers, who too is blissfully unaware of Gommunism's crush.

Hijinks ensue as Trump and Putin strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private bricks in order to equip the other with the walls they need to conquer the heart of their non-Muslim people. While the Media chase their respective tails, FREEDOM ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the GREATNESS of AMERICA.

>trump is the one actually tweeting

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>iFunny
>Opinion discarded

>a swede thinking that ANYONE, and i mean ANYONE would give two shits about his opinion at all
lol

A cuck falls in love with a whore.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression, leading him to get cucked as she goes after hotter hunks while she treats him as her best friend.

After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets by going to his image board for that very purpose in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of NTR.

ctr
/thread

Why are liberals so obsessed with restraint/torture devices?

This. Also anyone with half a brain could use the cone to scoop it up.

Jesus Christ, at least make some effort and modify the pasta reply a little bit.

HAHAHAHAHA JOKES ON YOU FAGGOT HE ALREADY DOES I think I just KEK'D myself

A boy falls in love with a girl (who has a dick).

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number, and also a dick pick, because that's a thing that she has. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl with a dick, she only looks at him with a perplexed erection. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush, and her dick.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of DICK.

Maybe you shouldn't follow him then

hahaha little faggot cuckling

A girl falls in love with cocks.

Unable to find anyone who will gangbang her, she is gifted with by a deus sex machina with the phone numbers of several fat, faceless, old men. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls them, and is overjoyed to find out that they're willing to rape her in all of her slutty holes.

But, the next day, the men never show up at her house like they agreed to. After some investigation, she finds out that the men she called are not the same men that agreed to fuck her. In fact, they don't exist in this universe at all. They're the men's alternate universe counterparts, who want to rape MC's own AU self, who too is unwilling to have sex.

Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private fetishes in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to seduce their other selves. While they chase their respective targets DRAMA ensues as they begin to want to fuck each other instead and question the NATURE of THE DICK.

I got to say the one thing you can't hate Trump for is using a modern form of communication to reach millions of people within minutes. You can hate the content of his tweets, that's understandable but not Twitter its self.

>OMG TRUMP BLOCKED THE EPA FROM TWEETING?!!!!!!!? FUCKING FASCIST LITERALLY HITLER

>uuuh trump shouldnt be allowed to tweet

>It's easier to restrict Trump from using Twitter than it is to stop journalists from getting their news from Twitter

Translation:
>stop triggering me

Go home Sup Forums, you're drunk.

Vladimir Putin falls in love with Donald Trump.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with Trump’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to Donald, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the Trump he called is not the same Trump he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn’t exist in this universe at all. He is Donald’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Vladimir’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of RUSSIAN HACKING.

Still not a Swede in that gif, but OP is a faggot

> Hahaha he so dumb, Drumpf btfo XXXDDDD
> WAAAAAAAAH why he so mean he bans all the muslims WAAAAAH

MC loves the feMC. FeMC loves the MC.

The day the two of them decide to confess to each other, they mysteriously find each other's cell phone numbers saved into their phone's contacts list. After some hesitation, a mutual confession occurs after school through phone. Tears of happiness are shed, vows are sworn, and the two decide to meet at the front gates the next day.

But, the next day, MC is rejected by the feMC, who claims she never talked to him before. Strangely enough, the feMC is shown to be going through the same thing, being rejected by MC who treats her like a stranger.

[spoiler]MC and feMC actually inhabit two different universes, and their cell phones are the mediums that connect them. After eventually reaching this conclusion, the two of them make a promise. They will tell each their likes and hates, their daily schedule, everything about themselves, even their deepest secrets, to help each other in their crusade for love. The name of the anime will be Keit-ai!/Cel-love!, in classical punny tradition.[/spoiler]

>Trump has you complaining and focusing on tweets like good little slaves
>Sup Forums has completely forgotten the search for reptiliods and aliens
>Trump still hasn't done a full disclosure on UFOS

This man was followed by UFOS all through his campaign, its completely buried and ignored.
We're being played like fiddles.

A boy falls in love with a girl. He is mysteriously gifted with her phone number. He calls her and finds out that she likes him as well. But the next day, she doesn't remember the confession. The girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who likes his own alternate self. Hijinks ensue as the two tell each other their darkest secrets to conquer the hearts of their other selves.

See: webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825

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Once upon a time, there was a girl who the MC couldn't confess to. However, gifted with an interdimensional phone, MC was in contact with his crush's alternate metaphysical dimension persona, whom turned out to be in love with the alternate metaphysical dimension persona of the MC. As they're exchanging deep secrets about each other in return for a chance of hooking up with their respective crushes, the true NATURE of LOVE between them unveiled.

DRAMA ensues.

>shitposting level: Ausfailia

Man lefties are shit at memes aren't they.

Ifunny!?....you have to go back....

A boy falls in love with a girl. He is mysteriously gifted with her phone number. He calls her and finds out that she likes him as well. But the next day, she doesn't remember the confession. The girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who likes his own alternate self. Hijinks ensue as the two tell each other their darkest secrets to conquer the hearts of their other selves.

Step up your shitposting level mang.

i love trump but yeah, this is a fucking funny picture.

A BOY FALLS IN LOVE WITH A GIRL.

UNABLE TO CONFESS, HE IS GIFTED BY A DEUS EX MACHINA WITH THE GIRL'S PHONE NUMBER. NEVER MINDING THE STRANGE AREA CODE, HE IMMEDIATELY CALLS HER, AND IS OVERJOYED TO FIND OUT THAT SHE HAS A CRUSH ON HIM AS WELL.

BUT, THE NEXT DAY, WHEN HE RECOUNTS THE PREVIOUS DAY'S CONFESSIONS TO THE GIRL, SHE ONLY LOOKS AT HIM WITH A PERPLEXED EXPRESSION. AFTER SOME INVESTIGATION, HE FINDS OUT THAT THE GIRL HE CALLED IS NOT THE SAME GIRL HE FELL IN LOVE WITH. IN FACT, SHE DOESN'T EXIST IN THIS UNIVERSE AT ALL. SHE IS THE GIRL'S ALTERNATE UNIVERSE COUNTERPART, WHO HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THE MC'S OWN AU SELF, WHO TOO IS BLISSFULLY UNAWARE OF HER CRUSH.

HIJINKS ENSUE AS THE TWO STRIKE UP A DEAL TO GIVE EACH OTHER THEIR DARKEST, MOST PRIVATE SECRETS IN ORDER TO EQUIP THE OTHER WITH THE WEAPONS THEY NEED TO CONQUER THE HEART OF THEIR OTHER SELVES. WHILE THE TWO CHASE THEIR RESPECTIVE LOVED ONES, DRAMA ENSUES AS THEY BEGIN TO FALL IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER INSTEAD AND QUESTION THE NATURE OF LOVE.

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>iFunny

Extradimensional lovers who can only contact each other through a cellphone agree to make their alternate selves fall for them.

Haven't seen that pasta since before the election night, kinda missed it.

>go deeper
>"ascended"

Explain

Not gonna lie, former nuclear code here. This is all fucking hilarious.

Frieza falls in love with Perfect Cell.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with Cell's cellphone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when Frieza recounts the previous day's confessions to Perfect Cell, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the bio android he called is not the same one he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is Cell's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Frieza's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the POWER of PERFECTION.

>posting from the afterlife

woah bro

It's ironically deep that it goes from bottom to top.

Has Trump reached you yet? PLS RESPOND!

Beerus falls in love with Goku.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina (Whis) with the Saiyan's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when Beerus recounts the previous day's confessions to Goku, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the Saiyan he called is not the same Saiyan he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is Kakarrot's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the God of Destruction's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of CHAOS.

But in all seriousness, how can he recover from this?

Is Frieza a boy or a girl?

Because if Frieza is a boy das gay.

So cringe. Trump doesn't even log in to twitter. He gives messages to his secretary, she condenses them and posts them on twitter. All of those liberal tears in response will never be read by Trump. It's pretty funny when you think about it. Trump will always get the last word.

Piccolo falls in love with Vegeta.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the Saiyan Prince's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when Ma Jr. recounts the previous day's confessions to Vegita, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the Saiyan he called is not the same Saiyan he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is Bejita's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Piccolo's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the DAILY DOSE.

what anime is this meme from?

Cell identifies as an attack helicopter so it's okay.

This.
>implying he needs any electronic device to post tweets

God trump is cute

Piccolo falls in love with Goku.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the Saiyan's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when Ma Jr. recounts the previous day's confessions to Kakarot, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the Saiyan he called is not the same Saiyan he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is Son Goku's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Piccolo's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of DOSE.

A _____ falls in love with a _____.

Unable to _____, _____ is gifted with by a _____ machina with the _____'s phone number. Never minding the strange _____, _____ immediately calls _____, and is overjoyed to find out that _____ has a _____ on _____ as well.

But, the next day, when _____ recounts the previous day's _____ to the _____, _____ only looks at him with a _____. After some investigation, _____ finds out that the _____ _____ called is not the same _____ he fell in love with. In fact, _____ doesn't exist in this _____ at all. _____ is the _____'s alternate _____ counterpart, who has fallen in love with the _____'s own _____, who too is blissfully unaware of _____ crush.

Hijinks ensue as _____ strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private _____ in order to equip the other with the _____ they need to conquer the heart of their _____. While _____ chase their respective _____, _____ ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the _____ of _____.

Hey is this the timeline where Kei tei exists?

You bet your ass it is.

Now call the alternate universe version of your crush.

Totes.

Bulma Briefs falls in love with Son Goku.

Unable to confess, she is gifted by a deus ex machina with the Saiyan's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.

But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, Goku only looks at her with a perplexed expression, saying he doesn't even know what a cellphone was. After some investigation, she finds out that the monkey boy she called is not the same monkey boy she fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with her AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of NETORARE.

sage...

Classic.

>listening to asmr memes
>forcing memes
>worshipping kek

THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG

This is obviously a troll/sarcastic thread, god damn Sup Forums stop replying seriously you literal retards

Goku from Dragon Ball Super falls in love with Goku from Dragon Ball Z.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the Saiyan's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when Super Goku recounts the previous day's confessions to Z Goku, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the Saiyan he called is not the same Saiyan he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is Kakarrot's alternate universe counterpart, the Goku from GT who has fallen in love with Goku's own AU self, the Goku from Xenoverse, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase after reach other, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of (DRAGON) BALLS.

lmao well played op btfo drumpftkins

How does it feel racists that in [/SYNTAX ERROR@] days the evil drumpf is going to get btfo by like 400 electoral votes.

Better get used to saying Madam President :^).

Not gonna alternative facts you but former Sup Forums supporter here. It is fucking hilarious watching Sup Forums crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this board have access to the nuclear codes.

>not taking a shit in a designated shitposting thread

y tho

Goku falls in love with Goku.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the Sayajin's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well. After some investigation, he finds out that the boy he called is his alternate universe counterpart that's evil and killed his AU friends and family. Sort of like an evil twin.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of each other. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other and question the NATURE of LAZY WRITING.

God damn I wish I was a mod. I'd clean up this board in a fucking DAY.

The US is in the middle of a coup by Donald Trump, warns Michael Moore.

Tien Shin Han falls in love with Tien Shin Han.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the Three-Eyed Freak's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when Tien recounts the previous day's confessions to Tien, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the martial artist he called is not the same one he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is Tien's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Tien's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of EYES.

lol nice meme pic

I think it's actually funny.

When are you fixing Sweden, Sven?

What is this? Can I watch this? It sounds watchable.

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today we learn how to use the sage option of Sup Forums,
you see you simply put the word 'sage' in the options field and reply to the thread that is posted by a nigger and then the thread will not receive a bump.

Not. An. Argument.

a strawman with a MAGA hat is still a strawman

IM DEFINITELY NOT GONNA SAGE

How about they just get rid of twitter altogether

It has zero positive qualities

SAGE

Stop. Body. Shaming.

LITERALLY SHAKING

>Donald Drumpf is ugly lol we shouldn't let him talk on social media :P

The left has truely lost the war.

I can tell your a shill by the faggoty punctuation

canned response

>implying he actually needs arms.