/ptg/ President Trump General - Establishment Doesn't Work Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Trump Signs EO cutting regs on small biz 1/30/17
youtu.be/4PVb-R__Z68
>Pres Trump meets w/Small Biz Leaders 1/30/17
youtu.be/MeW-8XeWGTI
>Pres Trump interview CBN 1/29/17
youtu.be/ZRiyC00md_0
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #1 1/28/17
youtu.be/N0CSUhF4tyA
>Pres Trump Signs EOs - lobbyist ban, kill isis, NSC 1/28/17
youtu.be/09xcR4aSx0w
>Pres Trump Swears in Mad Dog 1/27/17
youtu.be/krCegWqTrgE
>Pres Trump & PM May Press Conf 1/27/17
youtu.be/8TYCHq9cAS8
>VP Pence/2nd Lady/KAC/others @ March 4 Life 1/27/17
youtu.be/Yr3m80ZWajU
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>Jeb enters Trump's Alternative Universe
youtu.be/q-Xn1ipSLFs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Make America Aesthetic Again
youtu.be/PohVAmIjPEA
>Trumpular - Pogo
youtu.be/1vx3_2ks5qQ
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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P-p-please care what we say...

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No.

is gomehrt smart or dumb

Make Anime Great Again

FAKE

TEARS

CHUCK

SHUMER

>wake up
>president of the united states is shitposting
when did life become so perfect

>sips tea

Joe got cucked by his own kin? Fuck yes.

Joe is Joe's family DISAVOOOOOOWWWWWEEEEDDDDDD

>Joe being defensive episode

HAHAHABABABA

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>Continuing to say, "He needs to bring more people into the fold, he's going to have to widen his base".

They never fucking learn

They should just start calling twitter "The Trump Newspaper"

no

Are you DELIERIOUSLY HAPPY with Trump so far, Middle America?

Never Help A Shill Earn Their Paycheck, Give Them A @ Instead Of A (You)

Joe is extra c ucky this morning

praise kek

I no longer need my Morning Joe.

Not gonna lie, former Dump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Drumpy crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

>10 days into his presidency and Trump goes full dictator

It is painful to watch. They are up in roar that people don't share their political view.

>fake tears chuck schumer

he needs to cuck for dems who won't vote for him!

>Pundits still think Trump won't work with congress

m8

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FAKE NEWS

FAKE TEARS

I AM NOT GONNA GIVE YOU A QUESTION

drumpfy is always extra cucky to his poopoo boytoy in russia

Stealing that Floridawoo

So how do I get this job?

>T-TRUMP NEEDS TO KEK HIMSELF TO D-DEMOCRATS REEEEEEEEE

all the city people voted for hillary

lefty memes are in the toilet
remember when jon stewart was the pinnacle

>Trannies allowed in the boy scouts

Yeah right republicans are gonna turn on Trump. What the fuck are they even saying. Trump brought them WI, PA, MI into the red win.

Fuck yes I am!

I love how every time the news says "Republicans mad at Trump for X" it is always McCain, Paul Ryan, Jeb, or any other republican that has hated him from the beginning.

Will Trump eventually make Keith contemplate suicide again?
youtube.com/watch?v=OLgAB6NX3lw

>only day 11

feels like I've lived a lifetime of winning

>Fake Tears Chuck Schumer

Cuck Jewmer is done.

Being branded by Trump is like a memetic death sentence.
He won't be Senate Minority Leader by 2019, mark my words. If not way earlier.

Have another. Florida is the most based state, spread the good news friend.

>No wonder D.C. doesn't work!
Beautiful piece of persuasion. Maintains his status as an outsider despite holding the highest office in the land.

Right? I volunteer.

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Fucking Joe with his FORCED MEMES

Just like how DRUMPFY is in the toilet, shitting on america

from this point henceforth he shall be known as fake tears chuck shumer

dress as trump. find illegals. remind them.

>Little Miller

Mika no

>Feels like a lifetime of winning

Not that innacurate, we live in a new timeline now

>little miller
>THIS GUY THINKS THAT MATTIS CANT BE TRUSTED
>THIS GUY CANT THINK THAT KELLY CANT BE TRUSTED
joe is mad

LMAO

Putting Miller on the screen and shaming him. This Morning Joe is too much.

Not gonna lie, former Morning Joe viewer here. This is fucking hilarious watching Joe crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the disavowal.

>microphones BTFO

>confirmed for dem party tier

Does it get lower?

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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Jesus Christ how butthurt Joe is

JOE BEING HYPERJOE

AMNESTY DON BEING LED AROUND LIKE A GOOD BOY BY LITTLE MILLER

>He needs to widen his base or he will never win the primaries!
>I mean, the general election!
>I mean, the midterms!
>I mean, the re-election!

HOW CAN WE STOP THIS GUY??

>day 11

Time flies, I have been loving every minute of this shit.

Absolutely amazing. I would not have predicted he would have gone so far. the madman just won't stop.

Is Joe an antisemite?

i fucking hope so

Dilbertman has been in love with Trump's persuasion in the past week. He'll get a kick out of this one, too.

The thing I think Trump missed, though, was the obvious play with Chuck Schumer. Yeah, Fake Tears Chuck is nice but he missed the blatant Crocodile Tears Chuck.

SAY IT LOUD
SAY IT CLEAR
REFUGEES ARE WELCOME HERE!

BAD DUDES

We get a SCOUTUS pick today. The salt is gonna flow. Is your body ready?

SAY IT LOUD
SAY IT CLEAR
REFUGEES ARE WELCOME HERE!

Oh, shit, good catch. I keep forgetting Miller is Jewish.

Let's meme it.

Careful refugee lover

They really think Trump would pussy out if he got the chance to do that? He isn't like Merkel, some childless cat lady who has to make up for her shriveled and unused womb by importing millions of stray men.

Always

Link to F&F please, thank you

MFW most people will never know the joy of a tendie pubsub

Where's the joke?

Why is Keith so adamant about looking like Barry Goldwater?

How much of a fucking hipster can you be?

They're pundits, not actual experts.

>T-there is a-a storm c-coming, y-y'hear
>Please t-take me seriously, White House
>H-ha, I'm g-gonna say 'Little', t-that'll show 'em!

HAHAHAHAHHAAH

you DRUMPFKINS are being played by your own enemy and you don't seven know it! SAD!
>sips tea

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Americans of Sup Forums

If an election took place this week, would Trump get more votes than he did in november?

Has he gained more potential voters?

vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz

Did I miss anything?

The President shitposts with militaristic discipline. twitter.com/sibylrites/status/826394014983286784

>Crocodile Tears Chuck
While that is a more savage name. It isn't short and punchy like "Fake Tears". As we know, Trump likes to use as few syllables as possible.

Yup Scott. It's something to behind allright.

This is Joe country, boy.

HEY HEY
HO HO
REFUGEES HEY HEY HO HO

Scott would probably hate Crocodile because it evokes a scary and powerful image. Fake Tears Chuck just makes him sound weak and ingenuine.

Paul Ryan really needs to go

Nope, all the city people voted Hillary

>tfw hundreds of dollars of video games gathering dust because every day when i go to play i just get on trumpgen instead because reality is better

top countries are failed states or shitholes

Your integers would seem to confirm a saltstorm like no other

I bet by tonight they forget all about the muzzie ban because MUH REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS

Truth. I'm out of line criticizing the President's meme magick. He is an ascended master meme magician and I am but a simply meme farmer. His ways are higher than my ways.

Thanks Polan, may you have many happy days of removing kebab

How do i @?

where do i place it

There's a new Boss in town.

Would never have thought I'd be this happy over a President.

>tfw our President and his aides are more like celebrities than anyone in Hollywood now

And it feels GOOD

We should ask Joe if he is an anti-Semite. I don't remember Morning Joe doing anything for Holohoax memorial day.