THE MADMAN STRIKES AGAIN

I FUCKING LOVE OUR PRESIDENT

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>go to bed
>Trump is shitposting
>wake up
>Trump is still shitposting

How high energy is this guy?

heat

PRAISE KEK

LADY GAGAS PERFORMANCE AT HALF TIME IS GOING TO BE A MAGIK ACT.

Pic related

>they will prime You with this avocado commercial in the first quarter
>something's gunna happen in the second quarter to be announced
>gagas performance is going To be a ritual

We know she's involved in spirit cooking

We know when we use the tv we invite the evil into our home


Most watched tv event of the year


Openly talking about hypnosis.


The left is desperate. They are gunna do something


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FEARS
#boycottSuperbowl

His approach is working. He's Saul Alinskying the Saul Alinskies to death.

I kinda want Twitter just to follow Trump, and then to get rid of it once he's done

How come he isn't shitposting with the official POTUS handle?

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I am considering this too just haven't pulled the trigger. Have just bookmarked his twitter feed so far and thats working well enough just don't stay immediately up to date.

It's real

desu I wish he would wait until Sessions was confirmed before doing this but then again I doubt the votes are changing at this point

>5:21 AM shitpost

Trump has something big planned. Possibly another controversial EO.

How do I know? He always gaslights the media to distract them for an entire day over absolute non-sense non-stories right before he gets to work. They'll be talking about this tweet all day.

Shitposting is a 16hr a day job

He has to teach them after wall

I hope he calls him Fake Tears Schumer for the next 8 years.

That was the most piss poor """""acting""""" I think I've ever seen.
I'm surprised, because it's usually what Jews do best.

TOP KEK

>fake tears schumer

It honestly is kind of impressive, the guy is 70

How can anyone NOT love this man. He is closer to the people than any politicians will ever be.

>4AM shitposting by the president

Dems BTFO

> "and mic did not work [...] just like Dem party"

Should have said "like dem electorate"

>mfw I'll never get a nickname from The Donald.

>Little Marco
>Lyin' Ted
>Crooked Hillary
>Fake Tears Chuck Schumer

He IS the one..

The greatest shitposter of all time.

twatter is a shitposter's wet dream, the amount of keks that can be mined on there is unlimited.

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Daily reminder: Trump gives his "internet messages" (Tweets) to his secretary who shortens them and posts them on his Twitter. He will never read the butthurt liberal responses.

Dems can't even compete with this man's energy levels

>Fake tears Schumer
kek

Hey check out this other thread Just might be the thing he's distracting the media from with his namecalling. He really is a 100D chess master

ARE THERE ANY Sup ForumsTARDS WHO WORK AT THE SUPERBOWL WHO COULD ACCIDENTALLY TRIP OVER THE POWER LEAD TO THE STAGE WHEN LADYBOY GAGA IS JUST GETTING GOING?

Leftist shitheads BTFO :^)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MAGA!

Dude only sleeps for like four hours a day. His long time butler came out during his campaign saying that Trump doesn't sleep much. He's always working.

Something Obama was adverse to. He went to bed at 9pm wakes up at 9am, didn't roll out of bed until noon. That's when he wasn't golfing, going to Hawaii, or campaigning for Hilary.

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Where did you read that?

This administration is like the fucking mafia commission:

Don "Corleone" Trump
Mike "Electric Fence" Pence
James "Mad Dog" Mattis
John "Machine Gun" Kelly
Nikki "Taking Names" Haley
Steve "Brass Knuckles" Bannon
Reince "Ice Pick" Priebus
Sean "The Slice" Spicer

>>go to bed
>>Trump is shitposting
>>wake up
>>Trump is still shitposting
>How high energy is this guy?

REAL TRUMP HOURS

Oy Vey! Don't forget the six gorillion goy!

Trump can buy the strongest potions, but he doesn't need them.

Trump has said this a million times. Sometimes he literally just shouts his tweets from across the room, which makes it even funnier. He's 70 years old.

NEVER EVER FORGET IT GOYIM

M A D M A N

And here I thought the man was shitposting genius.

OY VEY
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>(a mess)

btfo

>muh Holocaust
70+ years isn't enough time to forget and move on, 140+ years won't be enough either.
>You will die of old age before the word holocaust loses power

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>you will never be in the room to hear trump live yelltweet his next classic

Guys can we have your president as well? Not every day just on the weekends.

srsly how Twitter is recovering from this?
it basically become the official Trump site liberals will eat them up for it
also
>Trump gets banned from twitter
>makes an official address to nation notifying that he's been banned

Wait, am I talking to a literal retard? These are Trump's messages, he just doesn't physically type them out and post them on Twitter.

mic did not work
many such cases
sad

1 of 6 gorillion goy

Cuck was born in Brooklyn in 1950, his family is from the Ukraine.

Its only thing that Jews got going for them in US politics. Israelites don't even bring it up as much as Jews in America.

>starts using emergency alert system instead until twitter reinstates him

oy vey, remember the gorilions goyim
I hope that in my lifetime these gorilions become obsolete as they are uneffective already

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6 gorillon family members!

>Muh 6 quadrillion!

Getting real tired of this shit.

Basically anyone who has European ancestors have had horrible shit happened to them at one point or another.

I don't go around demanding reparations because my family were serfs for 700 years and doing slave labor.
But that's actually not a bad idea. We should meme this into happening.

He doesn't take breaks, sorry lad. Get a rambunctious emu to lead ya they've got gull.

Only niggers use @POTUS to shitpost.

That isn't the POTUS account.

Working superbowl but prolly not going to be anywhere near the half time shit. Also this is staging you're talking about, mostly libs work this shit.

Every time I read a tweet like this it makes me feel warm inside.

He has such an uncanny knack for internet zingers.

>These are Trump's messages, he just doesn't physically type them out and post them on Twitter.
He told some reporter back then that he;s the one actually tweeting between bedtime and before breakfast. At daytime he dictates to his staff.

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The ride never ends.

>muh 6 gorrilion
every time kek

@POTUS is mostly for formal or official announcement.

@realDonaldTrump is his personal shitposting handle

what a lovely story. I love this man.

HINT HINT WINK WINK, THEY HAVE TO PLUG IN THEIR SOUND DESK ...'SOMEWHERE'...

MAGA is truly the gift that keeps on giving. It's like Christmas every day. Based Trump!

Imagine being woken up at 4AM just because trump wants you to tweet

>Trump's twitter password is probably something like "ilikebigtits"
>someone hacks his account
>posts "me and maddog mattis decided to nuke china before it's too late"
>WW3 happens

kek that's the best part

I love President Trump.
Love every moment of it.
Please I need more stupid shit executive order.
i want him to crash the economy, the country and people.

i love it.

You said yourself that his secretary shortened (and who knows, maybe also edited) them for him. That makes it a collaboration. With shitposting the form is as important as the message, and the form of Trump's tweets apparently comes in part from some random guy.

fucking brutal

Can he sign an executive order giving every woman free silicon implants? That would really make america great again

What's even crazier is this doesn't even have to happen. Think of how many people at twitter have access to usernames and passwords. Some fucking nosey intern can just give out the password to somebody.
Then
>ww3 happens

???

did this faggot cry when obongo banned iraqis coming to US back in 2011 for six months? of course not.

>Fake Tears Chuck Schumer

I know he mocked him the other day but it also becoming a nickname is fucking great. What a glorious 8 years this will be.

>Implying Trump doesn't have staff working around the clock
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>Singapore.

7,987 people per sq km. Shut the fuck up. You're worse than the niggers in government housing.

c'mon now, user. only kikes and faggots believe a world war will start over a twitter post.

c'mon now, user. only psychics and demigods would have guessed Trump even running as a candidate. It's 2017 you dumb motherfucker. Anything is possible.

>this literally happens in white house right now

The patron saint of shitposting

MUH SIX GAZILLION GADZOOKIES

Is there anyone that wouldn't pick cancer?

Democrats

Tbh you produce less melatonin the older you get and so the less you sleep.

To get electronic old men running the world?
Maybe with free food third would switch to consuming plastic shieet and stop breeding

In my game it was miss President.

GUYS, IF YOU WANT A QUICK /comfy/CHUCKLE, CHECK OUT THE LATEST POSTS ON #PUSSYHAT.

t.ace

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Yes

Oh I'm sorry but shouldnt this be called the DRUMPF General?

*drops mic*