I'm a Central Asian immigrant. Ask me anything

I'm a Central Asian immigrant. Ask me anything.
>pic related is me cooking traditional Czech food, Smažák

Are czech women the hottest you've ever seen?

How fat are you?

isnt that just toast

Hey, do you know of any poppy seed recipes?
I have read somwhere they make some good stuff with those but I don't know of any recipes.

grilled cheese is the national food?

They're nice, but Russians are better desu
I'm not fat at all right now since I lost quite a bit of weight. I used to have a BMI of 25, now I have a BMI of 20, but I think that I do need to gain some muscle.

No, it's fried Cheese
I'm Uzbek. We don't make opioids

Also, fucking Czech em

I really want some eggy bread now.

It's not a drug it's just a popular eastern european foodstuff, or so I've heard.

>grill

>eating straight fried cheese

weeb

Czehed. I don't know much about poppy seeds, but sunflower seeds are indeed fantastic. No recipes needed, just fucking crack em open and eat

fuck off were full

>I'm a Central Asian immigrant. Ask me anything.
Why can't you leave our continent alone?

You have to go back.

Gia sou, file mou. Saganaki is pretty good too

subhuman

why cant u properly clean ?

Another fukken gypsy.

>doesnt want to eat straight fried cheese
turn in your american passport, you failed

tudum tum tum tum,...tadam...tam...tam tudum....tum tum tum.... tadam....
recognize it?

Why? I'm currently in college and I also work as a freelance web dev. I would say I'm contributing to society and I'm trying hard to learn the language and integrate as well.

no

Why specifically immigrate to the Czech republic and not any other country?

Were you a target of those kike agencies trying to flood Europe with shitskins?

Because Czech republic is for Czech people. You are Uzbek - go back to Uzbekistan, that's your country.

Me personally or Central Asians in general? I can't speak for others (considering I never actually lived in Central Asia) so I'll respond for myself. I'll stay while I feel welcome. I was given a visa by the government and I'm still here on the government's terms. If the government, elected by the people, decides that I should leave, I'll leave.

he can stay. you can fuck off

We have the same shit here. Fried mozzarella sticks and jalapeno poppers (breaded jalapenos filled with cheese and then deep fried) are common bar/pub food. He's just being a hipster that believes that type of food is beneath his cultured palate

well he is weeb so his favourite food is raw fish with raw seaweed

No you fuck off commie

>haha, I'm playing pretent so it's perfectly ok for me to use up your finite resources and turn your homeland into a farce

>sushi is bad
>suchi is for weebs
can't believe such plebness exists

no

Why don't you rather strive to make your own country better? Why do you have to parasite on a great works of my ancestors?

it is bad, raw eating food mongrel

t. slav subhuman talking

1) I usually clean after cooking as well
2) That's not oil, it's water after I wiped it before cooking

Holy shit the fucking gets... I'm not a gypsy and I don't know much about gypsies.

I used to come here on holiday and I absolutely loved it. Prague is a beautiful city, Krkonoše mountains made for a fantastic hiking trip and I never felt more at home than in Marianske Lázně. I love this place. No, unfortunately I wasn't targeted by any agencies, I had to go through a lot of red tape and waiting to get in.

Funnily enough, I've never lived in Uzbekistan (and I don't even speak Uzbek), so I'd feel like a foreigner there too. It's really a shame, since it does seem like a nice country, but growing up abroad stripped me of my national identity. Pretty sad, but I'm just a guy trying to find his place in the world.

A popular and slightly similar dish in meriga is "mozarella sticks". Fried cheese is very good and Czech people know how to do it right. Paired with chilled Czech beer its a delicous treat.

>go to cz
>hiking in mountains
>gorgeous Czech girls hiking too
>Czech beer and fried cheese after in small and cozy restaurant

3 cups of flour
1 and half cup of sugar
1 baking powder
1 vanilla sugar
1 egg
1 cup of oil
2 cups of milk
1 and half cup of group poppy seeds
2 spoons of honey or jam

stir that shit up and put on sheet and into oven for 20 minutes on 170°C

Go back to moscow, Džamšut

Slavs are master race and if you are not a Slav you should GTFO my country, fuching gypsy scum.

Ok then, you can stay. You seem like a fine guy.

fuck off pay denbts.

Aww thanks

What finite resources am I wasting? I am not on welfare, I spend a sizeable amount of money in the Czech Republic and I try to donate to charity when I can.

I explained in a previous post that it's not really possible for me to go back and live well, but I don't think I'm being a parasite.

Fuck off. Fried cheese is objectively disgusting. Fucking pigs.

this

B Poccии тoжe нe жил, Pyccкий знaю тoлькo oт poдитeлeй. У мeня ecть вoзмoжнocть в любoй мoмeнт пoлyчить Poccийcкoe гpaждaнcтвo и жить в Poccии, нo я пpизывнoгo вoзpacтa, a здopoвьeм нeмнoгo cлaб. Кaк-тo нe хoчeтcя cлyжить 10 мecяцeв.

Man, Šmak české kuchyně has some great smažák... And it's only 49kc if you order without fries

>fucking plain boiled potatoes
wwooooooooow, i'm so impressed

>What finite resources am I wasting?
That job opening and seat in the university that a real Czech could've gotten.

>waah I wouldn't live well back where I belong
Well, that's sad but what's more sad is seeing my neighbor slowly succumbing to ticks and lice.

is it true that in uzbekistan if you want to get married you just kidnap a girl then give goat or two to her parents and voalala you have a wife?

btw why you cannot go back?

welcome, btw smazak is quite disguisting in my taste but i know a pub where they make it really good

so where the fuck DID you live befor czechia? do you speak czech?

is
your
dicks
head
red?
:S
serious
question

Are you liking Czech Republic? Do you feel integrated with their culture? Czech Republic is my favorite country in Europe. Wonderful place, in my opinion.

Also, do you like Kofola?

I'm not taking up a job opening for Czech people, since I'm a freelancer that works almost exclusively with Russian clients that need a native Russian speaker. The college I attend has plenty of space for Czech students, no college would prioritize a foreigner over an EU citizen. Those are the laws. If I was to apply for a salaried job here, the employer does not have the right to hire me if there are qualified EU citizens applying for the same position. What you're saying is just not true.

i am germanic, as most of czechs

is this a national food thread

clogged arteries

>Džamšut
lost

it's potato dumpling and it's not easy to make as you may think if you wan't a really good one that goes with all the great shit we eat here

>What you're saying is just not true.
That demand you're supplying for the Russians is finite too. The food you eat. The place you inhabit.

And that's ignoring the second and more important part of my initial statement. Why do you think it's ok for you to un-Czech the Czech Republic?

Does Prague have any place other than that fucking bridge I see everywhere?

this is truth, as a trap i had to stop eating it

trips anonmoly detected

those are dumplings you fucking donkey

>
Lithuanians are the best. I've be around all of Europe.

Too bad all eastern yuropoors are degenerates

No it's not true. I didn't know such a stereotype even existed. In the Caucasus region (that's not Uzbekistan), there is a tradition that when you want to marry a girl, you STAGE a kidnapping and bring her to the wedding. Sort of like rescuing a princess from the tower kinda fantasy.
Uzbekistan is a secular country and any person above the age of 18 can choose to marry whoever they want (they would still be able to marry at the age of 16, but only with the parents' permission).

Before Czechia, Cyprus. Before that, Japan (was born there). At home, I speak Russian, but I think in English since I've always been in British schools. I don't speak Czech yet, since I'm only here since August, but I can speak on a basic level.

No

Yes, I described my affection for the Czech Republic a few posts up, but the general gist is that it's a great place. I don't feel integrated yet, since I've only been here for a few months, but I am interacting with Czechs and I have Czech friends. And yes, Kofola is amazing (and cheap).

bump
question

>Does Prague have any place other than that fucking bridge I see everywhere?

does new delhi have any place other than designated shitting streets we see in here?

but seriously, prague also have a clock and the building thing

what
color
then?
porn
has
lied

It has a castle. Very pretty. I was there during Easter market last year, very nice.

Fuck you, subhuman disgusting mongoloid

>our
It was never yours

all you have are designated shitting streets
we have designated czech streets

>No it's not true. I didn't know such a stereotype even existed

I think I saw a documentary which was about Turkmenistan and that its happening there and in smaller scale happens in other *stans as well...

fun fact: when some tourists in prague asked me where i am from i told them from uzbekistan then they wanted to hear me speak in my "native" tongue so i just made up words, not sure if they believed but it was fun :]

And triples confirm

When it comes to Russians, I'm competing with other immigrants, not Czechs. When it comes to food and accommodation, I pay for those things, supporting the local food industry and my landlord. Besides, even though they're finite, there's more than enough food and more than enough accommodation.

I'm not un-Czeching the Czech Republic. I do not demand Czechs to change in order to accommodate my needs. Czechs will keep being Czechs, the Czech Republic will keep being the Czech Republic and I will keep being myself. The burden lies on me to make the effort and fit in with Czech society.

europe is germany + german property

Looks like some poppy seed muffins or something.

Oh well, good lookin' out anyway I guess.

>Czechs will keep being Czechs
You are bringing your mongoloid genes to their slavic-germanic genes

What is your born country?

Are you planning to stay in that country?

which episode

well all right but don't pretend plaine boiled potatoes aren't a big part of your cuisine.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Its all romans and greeks

Yes. You could get off on any metro station and find something interesting in the area around it.

Me? I'm olive. I guess I look like something between an Arab and a Chinese guy

Thanks for your input

Ahah, I don't know much about Turkmenistan, but I guess anything is possible

dont pretend that hunger is not part of bulgarian cousine culture

greece and rome were germanic countries retard

Yes, because some island nigger is clearly the authority on Europe.

So you're sterilized? :^)

> Prague is a beautiful city, Krkonoše mountains made for a fantastic hiking trip ...
Stop telling people this is actually pretty good place to be, more people will come.

I was born in Japan. I'm not forcing Czechs to fucking breed with me, but if it so happens that I end up marrying a Czech girl (although I doubt that I'll be able to have a deep enough connection), then it would be her choice at the end of the day.

T. Germanic pig

Hahahahaa, ok, subhuman savage

>muh individualism

See I would prefer to marry a Russian girl, since you could say my upbringing was very Russian.

>T. Germanic pig
Yes. Did you use your maps for insulation in your shanty or do you not know where Germanic pigs live?

>sushi
>bad

Just because its raw doesnt mesn its bad.

Maybe in your shitty country raw food kills people, but in the developed world this doesnt happen

Something wrong with being an individual?

As expected. I for one hope that my Czech neighbors will soon find the sense to practice some personal hygiene by dragging you in the street and shooting you dead.

Are you going to stay?
If so, why?
You dont like Uzbekistán?

I heard euro and dollar is worth a lot there, why dont you make some money and move to uzbekistan?

Why do you like euro countries?

Why dont you have pride or dignity?

I like DR and i dont like euro countries, i wouldnt move there even if they give money and house

doesnt exist