Look who I matched with!

Look who I matched with!

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikiquote.org/wiki/P._J._O'Rourke#Give_War_a_Chance_.281992.29
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Nice tits

Send her a pepe

Wow she sounds like a bigot

Would anally devaste

I'm gonna fuck her. Then nut on her face and yell MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

>send her your peepee*
fixt

are those ps1 games?

Fuck her and then say that you're alt-right
Get it on recording so you don't have to deal with rape accusations

>I matched

Still able to swipe right or left. Definitely a match OP you fucking edge lord.

swiped right on this yesterday

looks like cassette tapes

He swiped too far to the left

Fuck her and then tell her that you're a trump supporter, but don't tell her you are alt right, as she could get revenge by trying to get you fired/kicked out of school/publicly shamed on facebook.

>cassettes
What fucking year is it?

Pics of her jewish nose, or it didn't happen.

>tv/film
>25

Hope you know how to hold onto a bar of soap in a high pressure situation.

Do women try purposely to be ugly these days? Like what the fuck is wrong with her? That make up, those clothes, that hair cut....Jesus

apparently cassettes will be the new vynils expect a walkman revival
hipsters will love it

>talk to me about foucault

Wow that's a once in a lifetime gem right here OP!

Kek

>account executive
????? what is this

>my career is dope
>Seeking arm and brain candy

Better bring some H if you want her to fuck, that's all she's looking for.

At least she's not a cat lady. I like how (((they))) change our language. Less than a year ago, no one would have thought about putting "alt-right" on their profiles. Remarkable.

Account executive my ass.

lol my ID

>Ork Out

Am I Robin Williams?

talk to her about Foucault's essays on anal fisting and dying from GRIDS

I mean, I understand the whole vinyl thing, as the sound is a but warmer and you can hear the clicks and pops and what have you, but cassettes are absolute shit as far as sound goes.

account executive is corporate code for a $30k/yr entry level desk jockey. they write emails and answer the phone all day. it's a shit job

This. It's basically customer service.

Also:
"I have often been called a Nazi, and, although it is unfair, I don't let it bother me. I don't let it bother me for one simple reason. No one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal."
en.wikiquote.org/wiki/P._J._O'Rourke#Give_War_a_Chance_.281992.29

Oh wew thanks. The Wikipedia page was kinda vague about it, but that explains it.

but her career is dope! she probably works for amway

Her career is "dope" and she's looking for ARM and mind candy.

She's looking for someone to give her heroin while she pays back in sex.

>yfw when you realise that you have to swipe RIGHT the things you like and swipe LEFT the things you hate.

type 4 cassettes are pretty dope, almost as good as reel to reel, especially if you use Dolby to compress the dynamic range. thing is most people used type 1 (ferric) cassettes which suck chode. it's a stupid format however and thank god it's dead.

>tinder

stop using degenerate online dating

go find a traditional woman

Ya think so?

It is just >her face

Stop judging modern people with outdated values from behind your computer you cringelord

>amway
Look at her skin. I doubt that.

>arm candy
this is a euphemism for drugs.

Yes you should kill yourself

I was wondering that myself. Surely she doesn't mean heroin?

I instinctively knew the answer to 24 × 62. Do I have autism?? Am I rain man??

Drop a MAGA load

surely

>Account executive
Can someone educate me on what exactly this differs from a regular accountant? For a women her age I suppose this job title applies to some small company?

Make a deposit in her account...if you know what I mean.

Anyone else baffled by, and sick of, seeing these "lefty" people chanting "he will not divide us!" "fuck off nazi scum!" "end the alt right!", claiming that the "alt right" are dividing the country and committing heinous acts of hatred and violence and trampling people's constitutional freedoms...

When in actual fact it is those very leftists who are
>Creating massive divisions
>Gagging people that speak out against them with threats of violence and actual violence
>Causing massive chaos in the streets
>Refusing to accept the result of the democratic election
>Thinking they're some kind of "resistance" movement when they are surrounded by like minded people and a sympathetic nationwide media
>Shrieking about "fake news" while mindlessly accepting misleading and often almost completely false stories from their media
>Adopting a woefully simplistic stance and rhetoric simply based on viewing anything Trump does as evil because Trump is the one doing it
>Further to that, being extremely hypocritical, criticising Trump for things they never criticised Obama for

Fuck the modern left. I hope Trump keeps at it. The silent majority are with him, let the left stamp their feet and cry while they shriek to each other about how virtuous they are. They think they are heroes, resistance fighters, but how can you be a hero of the resistance when you're simply taking the easiest path to social acceptance by parroting things those around you are telling you to say?

already been answered in this thread friendo

tell her

"looking OBESE ma"

post reply
girls always go ape shit when i send this

>expect a walkman revival
That has allready happened, seen a lot of hipsters walking around with walkmans

i just think it's weird how they start off a dating profile by telling followers of a 70 year old political party and a vague internet political pseudo-movement to fuck off

it'd be like starting out a date by being like >FEDERALISTS FUCK OFF

The tape revival already came and went you fukken plebs

no user i don't know what you mean
can you give me a quick rundown on it?

Unferated comment

She thinks she has that kind of power and leverage to get away with it. Won't get her some chad but perhaps a older sugardaddy or maybe some beta cuck?

Hate fuck her whilst screaming the 14 words down her ear.

What are you implying m8?

Excellent summary.
Would discuss over a pint in a cozy pub.

Now I feel stupid for thinking she meant boy-toy to make other grills jelly.

I would love to defile a big titty jewess

arm candy means a good looking person to be on your arm not drugs you ancient autists

Her makeup is fucking atrocious. Ew

What's even funnier is the fact that they've actually been convinced that everyone on Sup Forums is actually as neo-nazi/white supremacist.

Why does he wear the mask?

They have ABSOLUTELY no self awareness. It's pretty funny in a sad way.

Everywhere you look, you're told that you're scum or literally Hitler for having different beliefs. Excluded from groups, forums and so on. FUCK WHITEY. CIS MALES MUST DIE. Riot and chimp out, then call right wingers violent.

All of my wat.

nice

There seems to be a lot of women on tinder who have a list of demands. Not realizing that every chad they blow through only makes them less and less desirable/valuable to a real man. SOme sexual liberation ladies. All that happens is that she goes out and fucks a bunch of nigs, then she'll be 32 and decide she wants a decent life but no one will want her at all because shes a whore. I'm in my thirties and online dating is full of these "types"

>account executive
>dresses like a crack addict prostitute

Somehow I don't believe it

Yo be honest it isn't really defilement for a man of European ancestry to fuck anyone given that European genes>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the genes of any other ethnicity.

To*
I'm not black.

>Su
>Her
>Oнa

I'm surprised Cruella De Vil here hasn't made a coat out of those two dogs.

>I'm gonna fuck her. Then nut on her face and yell MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

get that consent form signed and watch out for leftie stds

Send her a message saying you are a national socialist that believes in the freedom for women to create families and become homemakers without being shamed. Tell her in a national socialist nation she would have a strong physically fit partner and healthy, balanced children.

Fuck her then say, "for the preservation of the white race" as you but inside her

underrated

>I'm surprised Cruella De Vil here hasn't made a coat out of those two dogs.

kek

How the fuck is Australia not writing the world's comedy? Kek!

Pretend to be one them lefties smash her ass hole to bits and then drop the bitch

>*sniff* he was so aggressive..
>I just.. I didn't consent to what he did

shes probably fat as fuck anyway. Most tinder girls who dont show their body clearly are fat af. I just use it to bang millenials in their early 20s. Now that im old Im a sex symbol to these girls who woulda never fucked me when i was younger.

While scream oh Kevin oh my god Kevin your so good

I doubt chads would even bother checking the lists these women put up. So either it's for some lucky beta boy or if its chad then they will ignore the lists anyways.

well if you aren't, you need to go back to r/the_cuckold

100% chance she will later falsely accuse you of rape.

That's what kills me. I'm a 16th generation white American. I don't hate anyone, except maybe ISIS. Our nation is pretty much about shared success, if you actually want to put in the effort and try basically anything is possible here. Yet somehow to these people I'm the fucking devil incarnate simply for being born. I spent my youth being taught to hate myself and my heritage by dipshit liberal women teachers with the educational credentials of an infected toenail.

These people are lacking in the most crucial life skill, which is self-reflection and analysis. They have limited cognition but absolutely zero meta-cognition. At least I can be happy in the fact that 90% of these morons will never accomplish anything more than receiving a welfare check.

I dont give a fuck. Most women secretly love getting plowed by a strong, independent, MGTOW nazi like myslef. Its all in the approach you can turn it into your favor. Women like strength. bottom line.

>Implying Hans Muhammed has any european genes left

just dont get sucked in and settel down with a cucker like this one.

>16th generation

your family likes to have children early, hum

>foucault
dog whistle for pretentious vapid whore

We must educate our young huwhite men on the menace posed by Khazar Milkers.

quite the opposite. we've just been here since 1740

Such a waste of blue eyes and pale skin. Fucking americans...

I wouldn't even fuck her with your cock.

Any of you teens out there dont worry. When you are in your 30s it literally becomes a mans market. girls in 20s will fuck you because youre older and have money and self respect. WOmen in 30s are literally desperate to throw themselves at you because theyre running out of time.