/ptg/ President Trump General - Learning The Number Eight Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Trump Signs EO cutting regs on small biz 1/30/17
youtu.be/4PVb-R__Z68
>Pres Trump meets w/Small Biz Leaders 1/30/17
youtu.be/MeW-8XeWGTI
>Pres Trump interview CBN 1/29/17
youtu.be/ZRiyC00md_0
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #1 1/28/17
youtu.be/N0CSUhF4tyA
>Pres Trump Signs EOs - lobbyist ban, kill isis, NSC 1/28/17
youtu.be/09xcR4aSx0w
>Pres Trump Swears in Mad Dog 1/27/17
youtu.be/krCegWqTrgE
>Pres Trump & PM May Press Conf 1/27/17
youtu.be/8TYCHq9cAS8
>VP Pence/2nd Lady/KAC/others @ March 4 Life 1/27/17
youtu.be/Yr3m80ZWajU
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>Jeb enters Trump's Alternative Universe
youtu.be/q-Xn1ipSLFs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Make America Aesthetic Again
youtu.be/PohVAmIjPEA
>Trumpular - Pogo
youtu.be/1vx3_2ks5qQ
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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For a few hours yesterday night there was a coup in the Justice Department. It boggles my mind how no one is talking about this.

AWOO~

DRUMPF

Snek>Awoo

Counter this, Drumpftards

MAGA

Leftist media is covering it up and trying to spin it into "Trump is Nixon" instead

Projection at its finest

what did he mean by this?

is that Doraemon with ears?

Bitchis lucky all the happened was she was fired.

Who will Trump choose as his SC nomination? Gorsuch, Pryor or, as a wildcard - Lyin' Ted himself?

>It boggles my mind how no one is talking about this.

Because it was dealt with swiftly and left no lasting consequences.

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It was literally treason. I mean that completely. What that bitch did was treason. She staged a soft coup in the Justice Department and NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT

It's fucking baffling.

Who would Trump be staging a COUP against? Himself?

what

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No more she-boon PLZ.

>walking along, minding my own business
>hear a commotion around the corner
>"come on baby just one upvote please"
>I dart around the corner to find Donald Trump in full reddit clothing, harassing a young girl
>"just one fricken upvote man!"
>I say excuse me
>his head turns round like the terminator, contorting his face into about 10 different memes as he stares at me
>I am visibly afraid, as he slolwly moves his body into a horse riding position, spit dripping from his meme mouth as he slowly nods at me
>I back off but the path out has been blocked by redditors
>he's moving his lips, talking in barely above a whisper while horse dancing over to me
>"heyyyy sexy up vote..."
>I scream
>his face contorts into a huge meme, the flesh straining and barely able to support his autistic smile
>UPVOTE REDDIT STYLE UP UP UPVOTE REDDIT STYLE
>I run but he chases me
>as I'm cornered, I remember I have a spare tweet
>I throw it at his fucking meme face
>RETWEET Sup Forums STYLE!
>Hillary literally crawls out his japside, laughing with a hearty grin
>Donald Trump's face morphs disgustingly into a fearful meme as Hillary whips out her ogre log and screams as she pushes her ogre delight inside him
>memelord dies instantly

Share your election season 3 predictions as well as favorite characters and shippings

Anyone else miss Obama? It was more fun making fun of Obama than having to always defend Trump's goof ups, I'm over Drumpf, Jeb! will be getting my vote in 2020

Where the fuck did this come from now? Trump is already president, why would he need to stage a military coup?

No.

All this talk about meme war 2 is freakin' me out while reading this article. This guy is comparing Trump's rise to the presidency as a war, using all kinds of neat analogies.

>medium.com/deep-code/situational-assessment-2017-trump-edition-d189d24fc046#.5bxavmqvk

>I use John Robb’s term “Trump Insurgency” here to highlight the fact that the election of 2016 was not an example of “ordinary politics”. Anyone who fails to understand this is going to be making significant errors. For example, the 2016 election is not comparable to the 2000 election (e.g., merely a “close” election) nor to the 1980 election (e.g., an “ideological transition” election). While it is tempting to compare it to 1860, I’m not sure that is a good match either.

>In fact, as I go back and try to do pattern matching, the only real pattern I can find is the 1776 “election” (AKA the American Revolution). In other words, while 2016 still formally looked like politics, what is really going on here is a revolutionary war. For now this is war using memes rather than bullets, but war is much more than a metaphor.

>...

>To use a concept from Gilles Deleuze, the Trump Insurgency is a nomadic war machine and it is in the process of smoothing the space of communication. To use a simpler metaphor, if you imagine the Trump Insurgency as highly effective desert guerrillas, they are currently in the process of turning everything into a desert. The Establishment, optimized for “jungle conflict”, is going to have a hard time.

Meh. It was more like

Shitty lib acting AG:

> I won't obey my boss lawful orders

Trump

> you're fired. You, there! Yes, you. You're the new AG now.

Who?

snek is bes

The military is full of Trump/Mattis fanboys

The Miller arch is gonna be great.

Mexico will pay for the wall before season 4, screencap this

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>election season 3 predictions
Do you mean the second term or what?

L-lewd

>Trump will never run
>Trump will never breach 15%
>Trump will never win New Hampshire
>Trump will never release his financials
>Trump will never breach 25%
>Trump will never win SC
>Trump will never breach 35%
>Trump will never breach 50%
>Trump will never reach 1237
>Trump will never recover after Wisconsin
>Trump will never win unbound delegates
>Trump will never recover after Colorado
>Trump will never be the nominee
>Trump will never predict BREXIT
>Trump will never pivot to the GE
>Trump will never unify the majority of the GOP
>Trump will never beat Clinton in swing states
>Trump will never get 270
>Trump will never bring back manufacturing jobs
>Trump will never be POTUS
>Trump will never repeal Obamacare
>Trump will never build the wall
>Trump will never block risky or illegal shitskins
>Trump will never deport said illegals

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>Trump will never replace Obamacare with something much better
>Trump will never abolish Common Core
>Trump will never renegotiate our trade deals
>Trump will never be greater than Ronald Reagan
>Trump will never be greater than Richard Nixon
>Trump will never be greater than Andrew Jackson
>Trump will never survive the 4 years
>Trump will never be greater than Abraham Lincoln
>Trump will never win a second term
>Trump will never MAGA
>Trump will never MEGA
>Trump will never be considered the greatest American president
>Trump will never colonize Mars
>Trump will never colonize the Milky Way
>Trump will never deport the xeno scum

I'm an attorney in the Chicago area. I'm debating whether to take a run out to O'Hare airport later this week to do the whole "let's help the travel ban victims, guise" thing.

Not that I have any sympathy for them, but that I love stirring shit, I get to claim I put in some pro bono hours, and I get to network with firm lawyers.

C Y B E R P U N K
youtube.com/watch?v=qApOLaLYZb0
T H R E A D
youtube.com/watch?v=qApOLaLYZb0
T H E M E
youtube.com/watch?v=qApOLaLYZb0

Where is the snake?
I see a dog, giraffe and two chicks

>God Emperor Trump and Saint Mattis pictures going up all over barracks around the world
>everyone except a couple salty NSA libs and translators voted for him

>supporting a coup

That nigger should sounds like a drama queen.

BRAGRAMPH BTFO!!!

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Ted rules himself out, for Scalia seat at least.

Here is to hope Ginsberg meet her unavoidable demise soon, sleeping g peacefully at her bed, of old age.

>elected in a democratic election
>ITS A COUUUUUP!
Lmao

Also it would probably scare the shit out of them to learn that the military loves and respects President Trump, especially after 8 years of a President who hated them.

twitter.com/SheriffClarke/status/826419851291922432

the madman needs to retweet this

Ara~
Ara~

Oh sheeeeeeeiiiiiit

Polandbro from a few threads back: There's a bunch of old hands still here. A lot of us ran off to /sg/ to watch mudslimes die, but we still lurk.

Season 1 - Primaries
Season 2 - GE
Season 3 - The First Term

When can we start killing all liberals? Their erratic and traitorous behavior cannot continue if we want a stable government.

Total cringe shit but in a loose sense he's right. The old order is done.

We /president/ now.

Can anyone repost Trump's tweets from this morning?

Thankyou.

A coup against Wii exactly? His own administration?

Who?

DAE really hate shills?

Whos winning the Syria match anyways?

>finally get a president that does what they promise
>everyone gets mad

lmao

Season 1 was the primary election, season 2 was the general election, season 3 is the first year of the presidency.

Try and keep up vodkaanon.

Sounds like a nice way to take advantage of a situation. But it's still Chicago man. Just make sure you know where the nearest EXIT is so you can run outta there if shit get's real.

Spicer when?

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Most of the military is right wing.

On an unrelated note, I think it's finally time I stop browsing Reddit. The anti-Trump bias is spreading too far, like a cancer. Everything needs to politicized. Nothing is interesting, just pro Trump or anti Trump.

How boring.

>Who would you have voted for if it were

>1: Trump VS Sanders
Trump
>2: Cruz VS Hillary
Cruz
>3: Cruz VS Sanders
Cruz
>4: Bush VS Hillary
Bush
>5: Bush VS Sanders
Bush

Despite each other candidate than Trump having massive flaws, Democrats (whether it be Sanders or Hillary) would have permanently fucked up the US. They would have made it so that every single candidate has to bend over backwards to "minorities" (which would quickly be on track to become the majority) and fuck over white people to have a chance at winning.

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

Here you go

look up ''Trump twitter'' on google you lazy cunt

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gen z is fucking stupid

kek

Take advantage of it for lulz

I was thinking about using the number 12, but that is year two maths and I didn't want to jump ahead in the curriculum.

You won't have any luck. Unless they are coming by steam boat anyone departing before the EO was signed already landed and got processed.

You can also fuck a qt liberal lawfag that just graduated.

I think I've found the username of one of those fucking fags who keep trying to promote spencer here. What do?

The God-Emprah is with us always

Ginsburg has to recuse herself anyway for any Trump related case due to her comments on Trump during the campaign.

Or should could not since libs lack integrity.

FBI please leave

They simply don't know how to handle it.

They want to go full REEEEEEEEEEE but at the same time, they can't really do anything because all Trump is doing is fulfilling his campaign promises.

It IS a war, Trump's war. This is a fight for the fate of Western civilization. Getting elected was only the first battle.

Trump prevented the globalist takeover by stopping Hillary, now we need to keep it this way.

TODAY AT 8 PM

Season 0 - The Prelude to Election.

Season 3 is the first year of the first term. Seson 4 will be the second year of the first term.

Did the pictured person have benis or bagina?

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Thanks.
Hope Hicks is the best girl.

>On an unrelated note, I think it's finally time I stop browsing Reddit.
I can't even go to boards like r/mma anymore.
a board specifically about how best to hurt people has now become a hugbox.

Why would you punch right?

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I feel so sorry for the leafs. Not that they had much hope to begin with, but that Baguette just lost them the war.

Incoming gun restrictions and endless badgering about diversity. Goodbye legitimate criticism of Islam and immigration.

Yeah that was the birther and press association diner.

REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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anyone else having this issue?
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Audibly keked

That's Leftism's end goal. Infiltrate every aspect of life so it can enforce its social morals upon you. I feel sorry for Europeans who have no joy in their lives in their grey socialist worlds.

Right. Gotta say, I did not enjoy Season 2. Too dark and nerve-wracking. There was also the danger of the series being cancelled.

Does CNN realize how insane this sounds to normies? The absolute tantrums from the left is gonna lead to a midterm landslide.

>likely unconstitutional
kek okay fake tears chuck

You just did, retard.

Assad if you go by population.

What?

He needs to pick a hardliner for self defense.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH REDDIT

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

heh

fuck this fat sheboon sjw

it's like she was made in a lab (CNN market research) to piss real americans off as much as possible

That's a nice Iowa. Let me check to see if it's messing up on my end.