First for Ebrietas! The qt'est Great One who ever lived!
Camden Gray
Aww. Ebrietas is sad now.
Jose Nguyen
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kevin Gutierrez
It is our time.
Starting right now we are all united as one. Muslim, Mexican, Women, Black, Queer or Asian. We will stand together against the tyranny of Trump. His own party hates him, they are just waiting for an excuse! We will give them that excuse by massive protests and by publicly showing wherever we can that bigotry will not be tolerated! Already massive companies and most politicians have come out and condemned Trump’s actions. His approval ratings are in the high 20s, he is the most disliked president we have had for almost a hundred years.
If the Republicans will not impeach Trump, we will show no mercy for them. We will regain control of the senate and the house in 2018 and Trump will suffer a massive loss in 2020 with most of the country wanting him gone.
So worry not friends, for as Bernie said, this is a fantastic thing for us! No matter what we will come out of this stronger than EVER before! The end and redemption is in sight, the deplorables will learn to fear our movement as we systematically destroy them for good!
Adam Jones
How can you support someone like this guys
Robert Parker
Ok here's a quick rundown
>in contact with aliens >rumoured to possess psychic abilities >said to be violent and intimidating in private >own castles and banks all over the world >influence culture worldwide with media control/ subliminal messages >youtube.com/watch?v=OKcVj6Ujt-Y >rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs >own several nuclear plants >learned fluent French in less than 48 hours >ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them >own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on Earth >first designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies >rule France with an iron but fair fist >scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe >this is what they heard: youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk >kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market >currently at war with Elon Musk because of this. >sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years >will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city) >the big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor >the last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage >own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy >own Nanobot R&D labs around the world >if you're reading this right now, you most likely have BogdabotsTM flowing through your body >both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51 >12th generation spaceship youtube.com/watch?v=G2A-uxwQS-8
Henry Stewart
>not rom posting
Adam Cooper
Trump to the US is what Augustus was to Rome, a revival.
But after Augustus, Rome went back to degrading right away, destroying his work.
What will the US do after its own Augustus leaves office? He is just delaying the inevitable Braziliation of a future banana republic.
Sebastian Watson
I'm impressed by the speed of these threads, Brock must be shitting himself.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ABOUT SOME EO BEING CANCELLED
Alexander Rodriguez
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Carson Parker
Concern shills are hard at work today. They see to forget that the left is watching the most powerful republican legislature ever and in 2018 they will have over 20 senators at the chopping block vs. 8 from the republican side.
Here is my answer: to rub salt on their wounds and remind them of who has all the power
Isn't it sad that Trump detractors like the shills in this very thread have nothing else left but fortune telling and wishing for him to failure?
Think about it: for this whole campaign those guys at least had hope
> polls were at their side > media was at their side > betting houses were at their side > pollsters were at their side > celebrities were at their side
And yet, their side (meaning the anti trump side) lost and lost big.
Trump now has
> the presidency > a red senate > a red congress > a supreme court pick to be done weeks after being innaugurated > probably two more to fill before the end of this first term > not impossible two more right in the middle of his second term > all but one state legislature needed to start constitutional changes
And now here they are: fortune telling
> Trump won't such and such > Senate won't confirm such and such > Congress won't pass such and such
And every step of the way, much like in the election, they get proved wrong by the facts on the ground (when Trump delivers) and then they move the next fortune telling and the next wish for things to go wrong
It is sad, really. Most of the people on this board and on this general are having the time of their lives and their presence here makes them even happier for knowing someone on the other side is here to witness it
Shills: I salute you. Keep it up tho, I'm saving this text as pasta (so I can repost it often) and let what I just said sink in.
> you have no hope left other than wishing for other people failure. > you have no power and no hope
Think about it
Ryder Martin
Prediction: The new narrative will be that the left pretends to not understand what "aliens" means and then tries to ridicule Trump because drumpf is concerned about aliens from outer space committing crime.
Ethan Allen
WHY DIDN'T YOU VOTE FOR HILLARY
Jason Cooper
>Trump will never run >Trump will never breach 15% >Trump will never win New Hampshire >Trump will never release his financials >Trump will never breach 25% >Trump will never win SC >Trump will never breach 35% >Trump will never breach 50% >Trump will never reach 1237 >Trump will never recover after Wisconsin >Trump will never win unbound delegates >Trump will never recover after Colorado >Trump will never be the nominee >Trump will never predict BREXIT >Trump will never pivot to the GE >Trump will never unify the majority of the GOP >Trump will never beat Clinton in swing states >Trump will never get 270 >Trump will never bring back manufacturing jobs >Trump will never be POTUS >Trump will never repeal Obamacare >Trump's Press Secretary will never make reference to this list >Trump will never build the wall >Trump will never block risky or illegal shitskins >Trump will never deport said illegals
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>Trump will never replace Obamacare with something much better >Trump will never abolish Common Core >Trump will never renegotiate our trade deals >Trump will never be greater than Ronald Reagan >Trump will never be greater than Richard Nixon >Trump will never be greater than Andrew Jackson >Trump will never survive the 4 years >Trump will never be greater than Abraham Lincoln >Trump will never win a second term >Trump will never MAGA >Trump will never Make Anime Real >Trump will never MEGA >Trump will never be considered the greatest American president >Trump will never colonize Mars >Trump will never colonize the Milky Way >Trump will never deport the xeno scum
Levi Morales
Explain to me the entire career of Neil Gorsuch less than a paragraph
Find your own Trajan, and set up a system of adopting the most promising candidate for power afterward. Hope nobody fucks it up
Owen Long
If Trump likes him, I like him.
Nicholas Gonzalez
Fucking kek
Gavin Gonzalez
>smiles knowingly
Elijah Smith
Fucking kek.
Ian Parker
He was a judge and went to lots of fancy schools, he is a Catholic or religious I forgot and conservative.
Gabriel Brooks
I only made the edit, the numbers came out of some commie's arse
Thomas Adams
They really do not believe America should be a country and not a globally owned entity >Cant ever restrict immigration >Cant ever not suck up to Muslims >Cant ever not want to pursue globalist trade policy
Joseph Jenkins
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Henry Hill
man, weeb shit looks so clean and plastic how can you jerk off to that
Benjamin Williams
Don't forget reddit.com/r/the_schulz
Tyler Cruz
Up OccupyDemocrats asshole.
I wish Trump would massacre 1 billion+
Owen Murphy
delete this
Carson Scott
What illegals has he deported so far?
Daniel Gomez
how long can libshits keep stalling the nominations...
this is pure bs
Connor Jackson
That is one lewd Awoo.
Austin Jones
Note to TrumpOP. Check what he said.
Jose Baker
He killed over 40 million chechens
Ian Richardson
But she IS for lewds....
Liam Johnson
Cyber EO was cancelled.
Brody Ward
>they probably don't know the context of the (You) Sad!
Josiah Miller
WHY ISNT THIS THE NUMBER ONE NEWS IN AMERICA RIGHT NOW!?!?
I don't think it can be overstated just how monumental this safe zone deal is. In one fell swoop trump will have
1• Effectively ended the Islamization of Europe. The "THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!" argument no longer has any ground now that the they have shelter in the Middle East.
2• It will end the Syrian conflict as a whole. Now that Saudi Arabia is going to have to reap the benefits of the disaster their rebels are creating they will stop funding them. Refusing to do so would mean they operate at a loss.
Hes literally, unironically saving western civilization.
He accomplished this by making the Saudis our lapdog because we're starting to produce our own oil and regaining our sovereignty now. He also apparently threatened an alliance with Iran during his call with the Saudi King. They have to bend over backwards to appease us now.
This isn't 3D chess. This is 360D upside down backgammon.
In a perfect world president Trump would get a Nobel peace prize for this. If he can get Russia and Damascus on this (Russia said they're planning to discuss it with him, as they think it could work.) than it will be one of the most monumental accomplishments a president has done since Reagan ended the Soviet Union.
Monumental.
>tldr: Trump used the keystone pipeline and upholding the Iran deal as leverage to get Saudi Arabia to effectively end the Syrian conflict and refugee crisis at once.
To think this is only his first week...
>You thought "Trump saving western civilization" was just a meme
William Lee
>buy my book >see my movie
Alexander Torres
A shitload of Somalis.
Gavin Allen
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Asher Harris
Right here
Evan Brown
>>Trump will never deport said illegals 30 millions, still there. H1B visas, still there, expired visas, still there... >>Trump will never block risky or illegal shitskins Why didn't he block them all? What about muslims from Nigeria, Chad, Western Africa, AfGaynistan, Pakistan and other smelly shitholes? >>Trump will never build the wall No wall yet. >>Trump will never repeal Obamacare He didn't repeal it completely. >>Trump will never bring back manufacturing jobs He is doing a good job here, really good, hope he leaves East Asia and south-east asia without an industry to speak of.
Asher Bell
David Brock is back to his losing ways?
Ethan Davis
>If obama or hillary were in office and the same exact thing happened they would call it "the market equalizing" This could be a meme series for the next 8 years. Show the hitjob headline they ran, a divider that says IF HILLARY WAS PRESIDENT, and the worshipful asskissing headline.
Luis Wood
is he /ourguy/?
Xavier Gutierrez
guy was an interior decorator
Camden Butler
Oh. No doubt Barron didn't like it.
Henry Cooper
see i don't mean to impose work on them whenever please
Ian Garcia
They do need to get into gear on Tax Reform though
Jaxon Carter
>pushes the red button
Jackson Moore
Under Robert's Rules of Order, until someone stops them — hopefully with gunfire.
Gabriel Edwards
He has a low kill count.
Jonathan Ross
We're not talking about it because we already know about it. Trump is the true God Emperor and saved Western Civilization.
Mason Jones
Source? I haven't been able to see anything today.
Daniel Long
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Colton Smith
>Jeb will never run ------------------ You are here ------------------ >Jeb will never breach 15% >Jeb will never win New Hampshire >Jeb will never release his financials >Jeb will never breach 25% >Jeb will never win SC >Jeb will never breach 35% >Jeb will never breach 50% >Jeb will never reach 1237 >Jeb will never recover after Wisconsin >Jeb will never win unbound delegates >Jeb will never recover after Colorado >Jeb will never be the nominee >Jeb will never predict BREXIT >Jeb will never pivot to the GE >Jeb will never unify the majority of the GOP >Jeb will never beat Clinton in swing states >Jeb will never get 270 >Jeb will never bring back manufacturing jobs >Jeb will never be POTUS >Jeb will never repeal Obamacare >Jeb's press secretary will never read this out during a press briefing >Jeb will never replace Obamacare with something much better >Jeb will never build the wall >Jeb will never block risky or illegal shitskins >Jeb will never deport said illegals >Jeb will never abolish Common Core >Jeb will never renegotiate our trade deals >Jeb will never survive the 4 years >Jeb will never win a second term >Jeb will never MAGA >Jeb will never MEGA >Jeb will never colonize Mars >Jeb will never colonize the Milky Way >Jeb will never deport the xeno scum
Luke Myers
How true is this? I thought the military loved Trump?
Owen White
awesome! thanks for the hard work you do for us
Gabriel Cox
Because the EU will just let them flow from Africa, most come from there anyways.
Joseph Thompson
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Juan Hughes
I can understand the problem though They are working to just get the stupid nominees in
Ryder Williams
Cincinnatus, you pleb
Nicholas Gray
or some say
Jose Ward
>Reddit Dropped.
Hudson Adams
AVOO CADO
Jason Wright
Yes. He was still able to hack the memeframe
Easton Sanchez
hahahaha what the fuck are they really projecting trump is going to purge the entire middle east fucking crazy
Christopher Lewis
this is his worst comic yet holy fuck this guy is a hack
Zachary Brown
>slavic deity contemplates creating a race that cannot squat
>>Trump will never deport said illegals We still have 30 million illegals in the US LMAO >>Trump will never block risky or illegal shitskins Haha, still left Saudi Arabia untouched? Too many Trump donors there, I guess Same deal with Pakistan and Afghanistan! >>Trump will never build the wall And it will never bee built. See any walls? >>Trump will never repeal Obamacare He will leave parts of it intact! >>Trump will never bring back manufacturing jobs He is doing pretty well here now I must admit. Only thing he hasn't lied about