You're at the grocery store when this guy throws an avocado into your back

You're at the grocery store when this guy throws an avocado into your back.

What do you do?

sue him

I would probably just put the avocado back and continue shopping -- I could see why he would be angry with life.

wonder where he even got the strength to lift that avocado

Nothing because if I sneezed at him I'd have a 2nd degree murder charge on my hands.

Go home and fuck his gf

Go find the permanent markers and paint his face like an avacado

Seriously though, I know liberalism is a mental disorder but I didn't think it caused physical mutations.

Bring him up to customer service and page his mom to come pick him up

I would fucking stomp his cuck brains out and laugh as I pluck his brain matter from the bottom of my boot. Degenerate cucks like him need to be purged from society anyway.

With Trump in office, his kind wont be around much longer anyway.

Pic related

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desu? Chuckle and walk away.

Sorry aboot that eh?

This.
That will teach him.

applaud him for building up enough muscle mass to lift and throw an avocado.

I can't hit a kid.

Curl him up into a ball and throw him into the junk food section

Do you even lift bro?

THANK YOU MR SKELETON

Pull my fan out my fanny pack and blow him away.

I'd be amazed and tell him a chemo patient being able to throw an avacado that far is inspirational.

how the fuck are you holocaust skinny body with a 3 burger a day face...wtf is this monster

*boyfriend

Fixed

Shove avacodos up his ass and call him a spic loving faggot

Activate my almonds defense and throw homemade coconuts at him.

This is from a porno where two "muslim" women fight over his white cock and it ends with a threesome.

Make some guacamole and garnish it with his salty tears and blood.

Probably a hormonal issue.

is black people beating each other the gift to the white man?

Bald, badly dyed hair
Shit tattoos

It's like when birds get sick and rip their own feathers out

morph into an apache helicopter and bomb Iran.

>yas
Oh the famous hungarian nigger gif poster, I haven't seen you around for months János, what happened with you?

steal his glasses and push him into a locker

Food fight!!!!!!!

Turn to him and say "What the fuck?" then continue about my day, perhaps wondering If an avocado is a fruit or a vegetable.

A head shot would have meant violence, but just randomly getting hit in the back by a mentally ill person with a vegetable or a fruit really would confuse me more than phase me.

there is no fucking way he isn't disabled in some way

my god

source of the video?

if he looked angry I would just laugh desu.

what no way

wow really

holy smokes dude


wooow

How is it that he's literally Auschwitz mode but still has a fat face?

Push him over so he suffocates under the weight of his own grossly distended head which his little pencil neck and stick boby cant raise from the floor.

Use avocado as lube as I masturbate to his death rattles.

Diet of emu balls.

Grab him by the pussy and use his face as a battering ram against europe

Sage this shitty thread and Neg Australian posters on site

>implying he wouldn't beat the fuck out of everyone in this thread

Is that an abortion survivor?

is this thing even human?

Like his squirrel ancestors, he stores nigger cum in his cheeks for the winter

Mouth and ass cheeks if you were curious

If you call that "surviving".

Damn bro, what's your biceps routine?

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I call Karl Franz and let him know the Night Goblins are invading again.

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>implying he could throw hard enough for me to notice

whats wrong with it?

this is just getting better and better

what the FUCK

I probably don't even notice when it hits me. So I just keep shopping.

You mean gay aids? from having unprotected gay sex

>a nu-male
Weep for him as he is not truly enlightened
A quick rundown:
>the Bogdanoffs bow to the milk gods
>in contact with cow titties
>gives user psychic like abilities
>gives you a calcium enriched, but fair fist
>drunken by castle owners
>descendants of the royal line drank milk
>future citizens of the martian colony Bogdangrad are planned to drink milk only
>99% of dna scientists drink milk
>first designer babies will likely subsist off of milk
>milk drinkers are said have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on earth has only existed deep Tibetan monasteries, area 51 and on dairy farms
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a milk god that will descend upon earth and usher in an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with it
>milk drinkers own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>you likely have Milkdabots inside you right now
>Milk drinkers develop telepathic connections with the archangels Michael and Gabriel
>Milk drinkers can learn fluent French in under a week
>Nations entrust their gold reserves with milk drinkers
>Milk drinkers live about 7 decades longer than non-milk drinkers from the space time reference point of the base human currently accepted by society.
>In reality milk drinkers seek to bring down the vegan establishment and usher in a new era of milk based society

make guac on the spot

>y-yeah I didn't notice it anyway h-heh

this is you, gayboy

Take his ass to court on an assault charge.

Stop

STOOOOOP

WHAT THE FUCK

>diss be leaf
What an idiot. Lurk more.

What did he mean by this?

Sauce.

>trinidad and Tobagan intellectuals

take out my pliar multi tool which i always carry on me and start to pull his degenerately painted nails out one by one while demanding an apology

pic related is what i carry everyday

is there a source for that?

I would be pissed off at first but probably take pity on the guy once I see him and pretend I didn't notice

>the embodiment of a meme

one of them is mia khalifa idk the other

Damn. I applaud your degeneracy.

Lecture him on how the price of avocados will be higher soon and that we can't afford to waste them.

Leave because I don't want to catch AIDS

M-mas?

Yooooooo what in the fuck is that

you're Canadian you were born with aids you fuckin gay leaf TARD

zozzled
Not snapping his teeth out one by one

Ask him which of his tattoos is his date today

>gf
Looks like he's got a little sugar in his tank

Sage

Is this you leaf?

????????

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I will shove the avocado up his ass and he will enjoy it. Then we will have the most degenerate homosexual sex in public until the guards come and take us away.

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How do you even get this weak? I think you would have to intentionally avoid eating protein and physical activity.

This is what I imagine everybody in California looks like.

Found it, thanks.

Pick up the avocado, put it back where it was, then pat him on the back and whisper, "it's okay" and then walk away.

In what type of reality could this possibly ever happen

Iggy Azaela has a britney meltdown

cute couple.

Then give his GF a quick rundown of the Bogs

How old is it? 24 or 40?

Somebody post the 90 pounds of steel guy

This shouldn't have made me laugh but it did and I think it is because it is incredibly true.

I would honestly feel bad for the guy. Maybe he is like some sort of functioning autistic with a body disorder?

The only acceptable reaction

>What the fuck did you just fucking throw at me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.