Jesus what a cunt
Jesus what a cunt
that she even replied to that tweet shows what a small person she is
I'm out of the loop.
Why does she post about American politics so much? Why is this cunt still relevant? Her books were shit-tier
hahaha Sup Forums BTFO
This. If i was billionaire, why the FUCK would I waste my time on twitter replying to random people I will never see/know.
Maybe she has so much money she forgot that time is the only thing of real value (which is why people want money in the first place), and now she's pissing it away while here billions sit and rot in a bank somewhere.
Holy fuck, all of that success made her ego skyrocket.
JK going full SJW
Also this. She is probably sitting there looking at all of her loyal followers say "YAAAAAS" and "Slaaaaaaaay queen" until she gets high on their mindless praise
We need to make Harry Potter memes and spam them to J. K. Rowling.
Sup Forums ON SUICIDE WATCH HOLY SHIT HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER
I hate her politics but that's some decent bants.
who is this and why should I care
WHERE'S THE PASTA????
You sound triggered lad
What do you care what this lame dyke posts?
Grow the fuck up and stop making threads about this degenerate whore.
Made this post last year and it went over well.
Hank Potter.
Why do you expect relevence from the author of one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
And yet you applaud Trump for doing the exact same thing
holy fucking hypocrite Sup Forums
She only replies to people on twitter who are small because anyone with a significant grounded fanbase would give her trouble.
J.K. Rowling is a huge roastie.
>picks on somebody who is probably an autist and ACTUAL wizard with little provocation
>"at least i'm not a virgin xd"
Why is she being congratulated for calling a random autist on the internet a virgin? Anywhere else, that would be considered bullying.
wtf are those comments?
you're losing your touch anons. not a single shit post at the top.
> If i was billionaire, why the FUCK would I waste my time on twitter replying to random people I will never see/know.
Drumpfkins BTFO
You sound butthurt.
If this was someone Sup Forums liked you'd be calling her tweet based.
I've got an idea lads.
We need to troll her under the guise of the religion of peace. Call her out for teaching innocent Muslim children to be satanic magic worshipers.
Either we'll get a bunch of pathetic apologies out of her and we can lead her down the rabbit hole as we suggest that Hermoine should already be wed by the age of 12.
Or we get her to sperg out on Islam and chastise her for being the close minded decadent western whore that she is.
> money
kek
There is an opening.
Nah, her problem is that she can't accept that her 5 minutes of fame are over-
>kiwi knowing about bantz
I've lived in Aus and I've lived in NZ. You cunts are just like canadians. You try, but you just don't get it.
The only people in the world* who actually understand banter on the level of Aussies are Brits (especially Irish) and new englanders (particularly Boston)
*can't comment on non-english speaking countries
Trump didn't reply to random people, only random celebs
Yeah it's objectively a really good twitter diss
I may not agree with her ideology, but that is savage, Donald level bantz.
Trump doesn't reply to random's though, he responds to the media or other famous people.
Not a twitter account followed by less that like 10 fucking people.
>Some random yokel get's really popular and rich because of a wizard fic
That's basically what has happened here.
trump only BTFO's politicians and famous people
he does it with the purpose of getting press, bad press is free press and better than paid press
she does it because its all she has except "pottermore" and the prospect of writing another SIX fantastic beast scripts for the WB kikes
Trump just shout his tweets and never reply.
Trump used his time and money (and twitter shitposting) to become president of the free world. What has rowling accomplished with hers?
I don't know why pol gives a shit about the quality if it's money that counts.
Hell you guys were cheering for 3 doors down a while ago. And you wanna talk shit about a billion dollar enterprise created by a mom on welfare?
no
Jesus she put that asshole in his place. No wonder you guys think she's a cunt: she's smart, successful and clever.
At least Trump has good quips when he does it.
He also probably does it while pooping or something, shitposting both figuratively and literally.
I kinda wish he still tweeted as often as he used to because it was always amusing whether he was making himself look like a jackass or someone else, but now he's signing EOs like it's going out of style.
This
Gotta get those preteen retweets somehow pham
He did reply to randos, but only randos who agreed with him - and like real randos, people who almost never tweeted
fucking hell everything with the trump thing is a good academic paper topic
The tweet she's responding to isn't necessarily saying he/she will burn their own books and movies.
Ahhh
Anger exposes her true motivations
and capacity for harm
Good
Let the hate flow through you
Just stop visiting her twitter?
>Les Mis
>god tier
sure if you like hugo rambling on about sewers and shit for 1000 pages.
>1984
>not god tier
(You)
>Kanya west
GAHAHAHAHA
The point is that's it's nothing to get upset over.
Ja zis is gud.
>Tolkien shit-tier
nigger you wat
I would have sais I bought it used.
Am I the only one here who honestly doesn't give a fuck? Maybe it's because I've managed to sidestep the entirety of Harry Potter (Was always more of a Sci-Fi fan.), but I really don't see her saying or doing anything "offensive", aside from BTFO of aspies who directly reach for her attention? You faggots are acting worse than the liberals right now.
>OH NO, THIS FAMOUS AUTHOR IS SAYING MEAN WORDS ON THE INTERNET
>WE NEED TO TRY AND DESTROY HER!
That's some SJW-level thought policing shit. Let people be entitled to their opinions, especially if they're not politically important in the slightest. If the shoe was on the other foot, you'd be hailing her as a goddess right now. Sometimes I don't understand Sup Forums's tunnel vision.
>Owning Harry Potter shit
Fucking man children
You seem triggered.....anyhow, she was fucking hardcore on that response regardless of what side of the argument you're on.
I'm pretty sure she was genuinely trying to upset that dude, which isn't banter, its just an insult.
We're fighting on multiple fronts. WE NEED MORE MEN!
>bullying
Stop being a faggot. It was a good diss.
I have zero drawfagging capabilities, but if an artist is lurking and wants to come up with a nazi Harry Potter equivalent named Hank Potter would look like, give it a whirl.
This pic is garbage
YAAAAAAAS QUEEEEEN SLAAAAAAAAY
>not Hank Potter and the Chamber of Gas
i was re-reading her books the other day, fuck i didn't realize she was so liberal, i got the impression from her books she was a huge conservative, that was against immigration
She's a pedophile too. She wrote Harry Potter with herself obviously being portrayed by Hermione. She vicariously had romances with underage boys through Hermione.
>it's not banter, it's bullying!
-yank on banter
that's literally what drumpf does tho xD
Why not?
Islam is the kryptonite of the sanctimonious left. It puts their multiculturalism at odds with approving of child marriage, female subservience and executing gays. The cognitive dissonance required can't even be expressed in words so it invariably exposes them for the hypocrites they are.
I'd be curious to see how she'd react.
Would you Sup Forums?
Bootlegged them. No sheckels for you!
I just don't get when people who are entertainers piss off half their audience to give their opinion on politics.
I liked Harry Potter overall, the books were very readable and the movies were pretty decent, but that doesn't mean I give one twentieth of a fuck what this woman thinks about anything. I fucking hate her so much.
>TFW only reading Harry Potter books checked out from the library, suck a dick
>good diss
Yeah, it's a good "diss" when 15 years old can make the same bants. I wasn't calling it bullying. Just highlighting how others would but are willing to overlook it because she's J.K. Rowling and the frogposter is a Trump supporter.
It's not bantz if you're trying to make someone upset? Cmon dude.
Let's not forget she's a Scottish cunt, they know how to banter
Eh I guess
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING SAVAGE
Don't get me wrong, Trump is pretty thin skinned, but he still doesn't waste his time with nobodies on twitter.
She's trying to be a lefty trump but just looking stupid
>The woman who saw an episode of Darkwing Duck and made a book about it
>Then another and another
Were people just too ashamed to admit they watched Darkwing Duck to call her out on that shit?
>Trump is pretty thin skinned
this is what retards actually believe
that time of the month
Come again?
JK Trowling
>I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times.
What
Banter is always done with a good heart, and the intention to make humour out of the situation. It is usually shared between friends or non-enemies.
This shit is just insult for the sake of an insult.
He absolutely does.
No, I don't give a fuck, either. She's a terrible writer and an idiot. And a billionaire. That, too. Harry Potter's okay. I don't get why anyone cares about her opinion, regardless of what it is.
Also, her bants are weak. I expect better of a Bongistani.
>published a new book under a pseudonym
>people called it absolute shit
No wonder she has nothing better to do than sit on twitter all day
Lel, that's a good one I gotta say
>someone made $1,000,000,000 by selling teen fiction that isn't even worthy to be used as toilet paper
Capitalists defend this.
>all these cunts that dont browse Sup Forums replying as if it's fresh
your gonna get her blown up kek
dont feed the beast
>Y-you're the puppet. I'm not a p-puppet.
Why does everyone on this board get so triggered if you criticize Trump in the slightest. He's president not your wife.
The fact she replied at all shows how low her self esteem must be, she's a household name that built a franchise beloved by an entire generation and beyond, why would anybody in her position interact with the public like this? She must be spending that money on some really good pills and booze
7/10 bantz here though, she's probably started visiting here out of curiosity, that's honestly a really Sup Forums reply
>instead of finding screencaps to prove that user wrong, you reply to his post and spout, DURRR NUH UH like a neanderthal
Nice pasta. Pic related is my favorite version of the "book-tier" meme, try to figure out why
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RACIST CONSERVASHIT VIRGINS BTFO
kike prime
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